The following profile is M rated. It contains foul language, bad humour, and things that could be considered offensive to some. It's also incredibly stupid.

SHITTY PROFILE IS AWESOME!

Name: Some will call me Lucas, and some will call me Cassie. Some will call me Cas or Death or Faen. Some will call my Jesus Christ, and some will call me Satan, but it doesn't matter what you call me 'cause I haven't got a name!

Age: I can't drink, I can't drive, I can't buy things like knives, but hey, that's probably a good thing.

Gender: You think I'm a guy, you think I'm a girl, she thinks I'm a talking banana. Personally, I like to call myself a 'gender-neutral', which is basically my way of saying 'I think gender sucks ass'. Deal with it.

Sexuality: I'm asexual.

Religion: Atheist. And no, I'm not a total asshole. Okay, scrap that, I am a total asshole.

But off that topic, check out this. I thought it was funny. XD

RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES IN A NUTSHELL

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
Hinduism: This shit happened before
Hare Krishna: Shit happens Rama Lama Ding Dong.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
Atheist: I don't believe in this shit.

Appearance: I look like a man in a white robe, with long, light brown hair and a beard. I tend to go barefoot -if I'm not wearing sandals-, and I'm often glowing. Brightly. In the clouds.

Can you guess who I am?

Personality: Well, I can be a little bit of everything really. You know, hot and cold, mean and nice, happy and depressed? But most people only get to see one side of me.

,This profile will be updated later.

Cada: You mean Cada and me, right?

Ares: Don't correct me! I said what I meant!

Cada: And I meant what I said.

Ares: ...I hate you sometimes.

Cada: And I hate you all the time. Moving on. Let's get this chapter started.

LMAO. I found this quote at the beginning of a story, that TWO of my friends write together, I think. I couldn't help but laugh. Hopefully you'll laugh to, and then go read the story. :D You'll find the author in my favourites.

If you have any brains whatsoever, it should be obvious. :o Dear me, I hope whatsoever does not need any dashes in it.

Oh joy, here's a couple of links. What you going to do about it? Nothing.

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1601543/Deathcas

http://deathcas.deviantart.com/

STORY INFO:

Infinite Abyss: Chapter 5 -Not started-

Sneak Attack: English Short Story: COMPLETED -I know it's crappy, but it's also fairly OLD.-

Oh, The Irony!!: English Short Story: COMPLETED -Warning: This story does not, in anyway, express or encourage the stereotype that homosexual men are girly. The only reason the main character is girly is so that he contrasts with his masculine sister -who is, in fact, transgender-. It is also a complete FAIL, because I cannot write romance.-

Songs of the Soul: I shall be making a series of Poems. Therefore, incomplete. Note: There is a different version of the second poem that can be found on my Deviant Art account.

Infinite Rain: COMPLETED

Red Waterfall: COMPLETED

Sit: COMPLETED

Masquerade: COMPLETED

Dancing to Hell: COMPLETED

The Great Tree: COMPLETED

Family Crisis: COMPLETED

CHARACTER PROFILES:

FUSHIA CARLTON

AGE: 15

GENDER: Female (Appears male, is almost always mistaken for one)

APPEARANCE: Fushia has short, very spiky, orange hair, and your average dull green/blue eyes. She is about average in height, maybe a little taller than usual, and she has quite large muscles, though they aren't like...macho muscles. She often wears boardies, and a guys T-shirt, along with sneakers, or thongs. Sometimes she wears sweat bands on her arms, if she's doing to much sport. She has rather sharp teeth, and her nails can be rather sharp to, even when they aren't long. Her skin is about average in colour, maybe a little pale, and her ears are funnily shaped, like elves ones. She binds her chest, so you can't even tell she has...ahem you know ahem. Her smiles are big and cheesy, and awesome! her eyebrows, and eyelashes are orange, so you can't see them either. She is usually dirty, or messy, cause she doesn't give a damn about how she looks.

PERSONALITY: Fushia is rather friendly, most of the time. She is can also be rather blunt about things, but is smart enough to know when to hold her tongue. Sometimes, she gets really angry, and swears a lot, like when she's lost or something. She is pretty tough, and can be rather curious. She acts like your slightly insane tomboy. She is also a bit stupid sometimes, and she says things that are a bit weird to say at times. She, however, does have a sense of good will, and justice, and believes the world should be a good place. She can also be a bit lazy, and sometimes can be a tiny bit paranoid. Notices odd things about people. She has no religion.

GUARDIAN WARRIOR OF LIGHT: The Wolf/Werewolf (Wolverine). Controller of all the beasts in the world. Leader of the animals.

FAVE THINGS:

Colour(s): Purple, blue, green, silver

Food(s): K.F.C, meat pie, chocolate Bavarian, anything Benny cooks, (anything her mum doesn't cook)

Drink(s): Coke, Milk

Sport(s): Soccer, Aus Tag, Touch Footy, Swimming, Skate-Boarding, Boxing

Video Game(s): Pokemon, Etrian Odyssey, Super Smash bros. Brawl, Sypro, Final Fantasy, etc.

Manga/anime(s): Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Bleach, Megaman, Dragon Knights etc.

Animal(s): Wolves, Foxes, Dolphins, Sharks, Eagles, Werewolves, Dogs

EXCELS AT: Sports, Video game playing, taking care of animals, being a bit weird, Science, Japanese, Art

CRASHES AND BURNS AT: Maths, Being logical, cooking, sewing, anything girly

CHEN-CHI HYANG

AGE: 14

GENDER: Female

APPEARANCE: Chen-Chi is a young, Chinese girl. She has smoky, shoulder length black hair, that frames her face perfectly. its sort of wispy too. Her eyes have that natural Asian look, and are a beautiful black. The iris's are a reddish colour. She often wears Chinese style clothing. This is usually Chinese tops (Think, Tenten, from Naruto), and three-quarter, or Carpi pants, with Chinese shoes. She also wears Chinese fighter girls outfits (You know those short dress like ones, Think, Mei-Ling from CardCaptors). She likes to wear jingly bracelets, or charm bracelets with Chinese things hanging off them. She has clean, white teeth, and average nails. She is a little short, and has a nice figure. She is very pale as well. Her smiles are usually simple, and small, but friendly at the same time. She likes to be clean, and dislikes being to dirty.

PERSONALITY: Chen-Chi is your average teenage girl. Okay, maybe she's a little different. She likes to chat alot, but she still studies hard. She can be a bit aggressive sometimes, and thinks that things like super powers, and magic, and fairies, and aliens, and Santa Claus are stupid. She's a non-believer. The only thing she believes in is Buddha, because she is a Buddhist. She likes to make lots of friends, but as a particular distaste fro certain types of people, like Avai. She doesn't like people who are too stiff, or too rude, or weird. She can also be bright and bubbly when she wants to be. She reckons the world is fine as it is, except maybe war should stop, and someone should help the POV people.

GUARDIAN WARRIOR OF LIGHT: The Tiger (Torarama). Controller of all the magma and heat in the world. Leader of Fire.

FAVE THINGS:

Colour(s): Red, Black, Orange, Yellow

Food(s): Noodles, Ramen, Soup

Drink(s): Tea, Chocolate Milk

Sport(s): Kung-Fu, Ji-Jitsu, Dancing, Volley Ball

Video Game(s): Tamagotchi Corner Shop, Nintendogs, Brain Training, Children Of Mana

Manga/anime(s): Mamotte lollipop, Demon Diary, Fushigi Yuugi, Haruhi Suzumiya, Ouran High School Host Club

Animal(s): Tiger, any sort of feline

EXCELS AT: Using Chop Sticks, Kung-Fu, Maths, Making Chinese cuisine, Playing the piano, though she hates it

CRASHES AND BURNS AT: English, Most kinds of Contact sports, other than Kung-Fu, drawing, Biology

BENJAMIN 'BENNY' CLANCY

AGE: 15

GENDER: Male

APPEARANCE: Benny has a head of very fluffy, soft, blonde hair. It feels like those really soft, cuddly Teddy Bears you can get. His eyes are sort of creepy, in the way that they always match how the sky looks. Most people don't notice, but his eyes are exactly identical to the sky. However, if he didn't have his powers, his eyes would be a beautiful natural sky blue anyway. Destiny is funny, Neh? He often wears pale coloured tops, and a pair of dark blue/black pants. He often wears dark grey/Navy blue/white jumpers or jackets when he's cold. He wears Nike or Puma brand sneakers. He does not wear jewellery of any kind. He is average in size, maybe a little shorter than normal, and he his very pale and petite. His teeth are average, though he might need braces, and his nails are short, considering he bites them. His smile is smal, shy, and sweet. He doesn't mind getting dirty, though he prefers to remain clean. Sometimes, for some random reason, people call him Luke Skywalker.

PERSONALITY: Benny is just a kinda shy, sleepy, sweet kid. He is fairly polite to all people, and does his best. However, because he has difficulty sleeping , sometimes, he just drifts of in the middle of class, or during something important. Considering he is shy, and gets embarrassed easily, this affects him a lot. He does study, but because of his inability to concentrate properly, it doesn't help that much, and he usually gets distracted. He believes in things like aliens, and super natural things like the Dragon! He also believes in super powers, though hearing about them being real would take him by surprise, and he would think the person was a little crazy. He believes there is some kind of god, though he is not sure which one. He believes there are many things about the world that need to be changed. He gets paranoid easilly, and can be very anxious and worried sometimes.

GUARDIAN WARRIOR OF LIGHT: The Eagle (WilderiusWindorius). Controller of all the winds, and weather in the world. Leader of The Sky

FAVE THINGS:

Colour(s): Blues (especially Sky Blue), Greys, White, Pastel Yellow, Black...Actually, He likes most colours.

Food(s): Doesn't mind, Though He likes things that are typically from Australia, Or England.

Drink(s): White tea, Caramel Tea, Cappucino, Latte, Water

Sport(s): Baseball, T-ball, running

Video Game(s): Star Wars, Lord Of The Rings, Morrowind

Manga/anime(s): Megaman NT warriors, Bleach, Dragon Knights, Wolf's Rain

Animal(s): Eagles, Hawks, Swallow, Sparrow

EXCELS AT: Sleeping in class, Cooking, predicting the weather, Sleeping at important events, being kind, English, Geology,

CRASHES AND BURNS AT: Mathematics, Speeches/Debates, Fighting, Being mean, etc.

AVAI SEVERNA

AGE: 15

GENDER: Female

APPEARANCE: Avai has long, dark purple hair, that goes down to about her mid-back? Her eyes are creepy. They are a deep, deep, dark purple, and the pupils are silver, not black. She wears purple, or black coloured tops, usually baggy. She also likes the skirt, with pants underneath it look. Most of the time she wears a tight, dark purple skirt, and baggy black pants, though sometimes she wears an Indigo, satin skirt, and leggings, or a black denim skirt, and jeans. She wears black and purple sneakers. On her wrists, she wears these cuffs/bracelets/guanlet kind of things, that have odd rune carvings on them. They could be compared with some sort of ancient Seer language, etc. She is fairly tall, or at least, taller than you, and is an average weight.She has a pale-average skin colour. Her teeth are average-rather clean, and she has rather sharp canines, and her nails are long, purple, and slightly curved. She hates to smile, and is usually clean, though she doesn't give two shits if she's dirty. Sometimes she wears purple eye shadow, but not often.

PERSONALITY: Avai comes of as a slightly bitter, slightly angry, slightly creepy person. She takes no shit, and can be rather cold at times. If you make her angry, she'll teach you what it means to be in PAIN!! She doesn't like making friends, and thinks they worthless, and they hold you down. She believes life will always fight against you, and doesn't want you to be happy, and succeed. She doesn't give a damn if she hurts your feelings, and doesn't care who she hurts, half the time. She doesn't believe their could be a good, but she believes their could be some sort of hell. She knew, and accepted her powers long ago, and understands that supernatural things exist.

GUARDIAN WARRIOR OF LIGHT: The Fox (Kestriya). Controller of the mind, and all things to do with the psyche. Leader of Psychic.

FAVE THINGS:

Colour(s): Purple, Black, Navy Blue

Food(s): Mexican Food, Chocolate -Made in Switzerland-, Ice -The Frozen Water-, Tempura, Cola-Flavoured Lollipops, Fruits, specifically Pineapples, Papaya, and Pears -Nashi-

Drink(s): Cola, Water, Vodka -Only in 'Shots'-

Sport(s): Ji-Jitsu, Tae Kwan Do, Jogging

Video Game(s): Fire Emblem, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess/Ocarina of Time, Devil May Cry, F.E.A.R.

Manga/anime(s): X/1999, Crescent Moon, Bleach, Vampire Knight, Reborn!

Animal(s): Foxes, Squid, Starfish, Black Cats, Vampire Bats

EXCELS AT: Maths, English, German, Italian, French, Japanese, Commerce, Debating, Geography, Predicting the Future, Reading into peoples thoughts, Persuading

CRASHES AND BURNS AT: History, Indonesian, Science, Art, Cooking, Sewing, WoodWork, Soccer

KADOKU FUTESHIMA

AGE: 15

GENDER: Male

APPEARANCE: Kadoku has light blue, spiky hair. On the left side of his face, his fringe covers his eye, and it covers the top of his eye on the right side. His eyes are cold, and seem to freeze your soul. Looking into his eyes seems to affect you psychically as well as mentally, as you shiver, and get the chills. They are a dark, cold blue. His trademark outfit is a white, slightly fuzzy hoodie, with a deep blue singlet underneath. He wears long, black, jeans with this. These are loose jeans. He often wears Nike sneakers, or converse sneakers, or blue and white slip-ons, that still look cool. His other clothes consist of them same sort of colours, and types of clothing. His skin is very pale, but not pasty. He his very skinny, and tall. He doesn’t wear jewellery, except for a silver ring, with a blue studded jewel, on his middle finger, on his right hand. His teeth are white, and cold, and his nails are short, and practical. He never smiles, though he may rarely smirk, when he feels victorious. He likes to stay clean, and hygienic.

PERSONALITY: Kadoku is the typical, slightly cliché, cold-hearted ice wielder. He barely ever talks, and when he does, he is either being logical, and calm, or extremely nasty, in a cold-hearted, blunt way. He feels no need to say anything of kindness towards idiots. He dislikes social meetings, etc., and feels them to be a waste of time, and a nuisance. He does not show anger, or happiness, or sorrow, though, on the rare occasion, surprise/shock may show on his cold features, because he is, after all, only a human with a demon inside, and he still has emotions. He can be rather defensive when under interrogation. He is an atheist, and has known about the warriors of light and darkness for a while. He does not care to much for the world, though he knows it must be saved. Something inside him tells him it must be like that.

GUARDIAN WARRIOR OF LIGHT: The Ice Phoenix (Tsurara). Controller of all the frozen things in the world. Leader of Ice.

FAVE THINGS:

Colour(s): Ice blue, Sky blue, Dark Blue, White, Black

Food(s): Ice, Lemons, Limes, Blueberries, Celery, Broccoli, Ice-Blocks, Mint Chocolate

Drink(s): Water, Iced Tea, Lemon Soft Drink, Iced Coffee

Sport(s): Running, Dancing, Gymnastics, Martial Arts

Video Game(s): -No time for them-

Manga/anime(s): -Anything Horrific, Angsty, Dark-

Animal(s): Phoenixes, Doves, Dolphins, Dogs

EXCELS AT: Maths, English, Science, Geography, History, Strategy Making, Reading, Hurting peoples feelings, Creating Ice sculptures, Dancing, Gymnastics, and Cooking, Japanese, Chinese

CRASHES AND BURNS AT: Art, Woodwork, German, French -Other languages-, Social things, being understanding, Being Kind, etc.