Lilja Ruusu
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since: 12-27-08, id: 645692, Profile Updated: 01-12-13
country: Finland
Author has written 96 stories for Humor, Humor, Romance, Love, Life, Song, School, Sci-Fi, Essay, and Young Adult.

“Everybody's happy on their own damn time." -San Disco Reggaefornia by Jason Mraz

Hello! So, I suppose I should tell you about me, since you're here and all. As of 1 September, I'm 18 years old and I play the guitar. I'm an optimistic person that loves to have fun, because nothing in life was EVER meant to be taken seriously. I love music. Andrew McMahon is gorgus; I wanna hug Jason Mraz. :D I like playing guitar, photography and other artsy shenanigans, music, general tomfoolery, and public speaking. Movies I like include Napoleon Dynamite, Juno, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Whip It, Charlie Bartlett, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Pirates of the Caribbean, Stardust, and Step Brothers. Salvador Dali and M.C. Escher are pretty much my heroes. W.H. Auden is pretty heroic as well. I draw 2-dimensional math cars that defy gravity and I can lick my elbows. My favourite books include Looking for Alaska, Paper Towns, An Abundance of Katherines, Will Grayson Will Grayson, The Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Fault in Our Stars, As I Walked Out One Evening, Moby-Dick, Choke, The Crucible, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caeser, The Night Circus, Slaughterhouse-Five, Cat's Cradle, Brave New World, and The Great Gatsby. I'm 5 feet tall, have hitchhiker thumbs, and 8 double-jointed fingers. My Minnesota accent is noticeable. Puhun kunnon suomalainen. Because I am too stupid to figure out how to add a damn homepage, I'll just put the link here: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/liljaruusu.
Music: Jack's Mannequin, Something Corporate, The Academy Is..., Quietdrive, Aerosmith, AC/DC, Jason Mraz, Kurt Cobain, The Last Shadow Puppets, Good Charlotte, OneRepublic, The Black Crowes, Shinedown, The Ting Tings, Theory of a Dead Man, Yellowcard, We the Kings, Eric Hutchinson, Weezer, Green Day, Gin Blossoms, The All-American Rejects, Augustana, Boys Like Girls, Matt Nathanson, O.A.R., Steve Miller Band, Cute is What We Aim For, Manchester Orchestra, Sugarcult, Runner Runner, Air Traffic, Amy Winehouse, The White Stripes, Franz Ferdinand, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Janitors, Gabrielle Aplin, Cage the Elephant, William Tell, The Strokes, The Script, Jimi Hendrix, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, Hellogoodbye, Dashboard Confessional, Ok Go, Tommy Lee, Death Cab for Cutie, The Matrix, Meese, Ingrid Michaelson, The Fray, Ida Maria, Lily Allen, The Fratellis, Say Anything, Fountains of Wayne, Ben Folds, Bowling for Soup, Vampire Weekend, Little Joy, Regina Spektor, Arctic Monkeys, Landon Pigg, The Wallflowers, The Killers, Subtle Sexuality, The Lonely Island, Albert Hammond Jr, Julian Casablancas, Tokyo Police Club, My Chemical Romance, Two Hours Traffic, Motion City Soundtrack, Ben Folds Five, We Are Scientists, Danielle Ate the Sandwich, Caesars, Aqualung, Foreign Born, Oxford Collapse, Kings of Leon, MGMT, Bright Eyes, Neutral Milk Hotel, Danger Mouse and Sparklehorse, Keane, The Kooks, The Black Keys, Mumford and Sons, Orla Gartland, The Hives, Of Montreal, Tegan and Sara, The Zutons, Kate Nash, Phoenix, The Beatles, Nirvana, Cloud Cult, Biffy Clyro, BriBry, Hudson Taylor, Ed Sheeran, Elizabeth and the Catapult, Sara Bareilles, The Foundations, Fun., Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, Adele, The Misfits, The Shins, P!nk, Wheatus, Pixie Lott, Foster the People, Kate McGill, Phillip Phillips, Lumineers, Of Monsters and Men...
Quotes: "If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all." -Paper Towns
“Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.” -Salvador Dali
"Everyone can be successful, how successful is up to you." -Ms. Sonnabend (My former art teacher)
“We're not here for a long time, we're here for a good time. Let go and enjoy.” –Jason Mraz
“If you are going through Hell, keep going.” -Winston Churchill
"Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are." -Kurt Cobain
“Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.” -Charlie Chaplin
"You shall love your crooked neighbour/With your crooked heart." -W.H. Auden
“To me, the most sensible thing about time is that the clock is a perfect circle. I keep coming back here; back to this place, but on a different day and with a different set of eyes.” –Andrew McMahon
"Are you really sure a floor can't also be a ceiling?" -M.C. Escher
“Craziness is like Heaven.” –Jimi Hendrix
Random info nobody cares about:
1. I am in love with the spell check on my computer, who without I'd still be in the fourth grade
2. I don't expect anyone to take my seriously, because we live in a world meant for silliness, not seriousness. :D
3. I have the attention span of a three-year-old.
4. I have three guitars; a Yamaha acoustic (Cadence), a Fender Stratocaster (Julian), and a Luna Oasis (Louby Lou), and I love them.
5. I also play the ukelele. Its name is Regina.
6. If I had a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
7. I'm left-handed.

I have a little collaboration called "The Genitalia Project" with my good friend, playing in gasoline. If you would like to check out our Genitalia (Project), or any of her other awesome work, then http://www.fictionpress.com/u/692678/playing_in_gasoline is the place for that.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!! AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: ROY RULES! :D

The (Major) Fictional Works of Lilja Ruusu

Switching Systems: COMPLETE! The story focuses on a seventeen-year-old girl named Rose Turner, who never thought of herself as having anything more than a minor life at home, especially considering her background and family lifestyle. But after getting magically zapped into a war-torn country called Caultel, meeting Simon the sexy warrior, and finding out that her coming has been predicted because she is believed to be their saviour, she realises that her life is destined to be anything but minor. For those readers that enjoy romance, action, adventure, fantasy, and funny stories.

Switching Systems: The Short Fictional Works: Because the many adventures of Simon and Rose couldn't be confined into just one story, I have added a small continuation of what goes on in their lives between the first book and the second, which shall be making an appearance at some point in the near-to-distant future. For those that enjoyed Switching Systems.

If Your Heart Had a Lock: Sadie Schure has always been a play-it-safe kind of girl, always shy about showing her affections and exploiting her true feelings. Aaron Scott has always been a risk-taking, outspoken kind of guy, never hesitating to say what he feels and do what he wants, damned be the consequences. When the two cross paths, Aaron officially takes it upon himself to make a gambler out of Sadie one way or another. For those who enjoy romance, friendship, funny, and hurt/comfort.

Freakenomics: My imagination mixed up in a fashion that makes no sense. This is my life. :D For those who enjoy having fun!

Train Wreck: Toni Blackwood has it all; smarts, talent, looks, a friendly disposition, and a dead brother. She also has a light touch of depression. But, she just so happens to have a new Scottish best friend named Keith Sanders, and he just might be the one to help her forget the past and live for the present. Did I mention he's Scottish? ;P For those who enjoy romance, friendship, hurt/comfort, and morbidly funny stories.

Gossip Team: Freshman year is a difficult time; nobody knows that better than me, Kelsi Hurley. I thought befriending Toby Etchers and getting a column in the school newspaper was going to be the greatest time of my life, and I suppose it was. If you don't count the fact that I started spreading rumours about people... For those who like romance, funny, drama, and friendship.

Cookies: UNDER CONSTRUCTION. Chocolate chip cookies seem like such an innocent thing, a hard thing to get in trouble for. But when you have a spiteful little sister drug them and you end up getting sent to jail for it, you can see where some problems might arise. Fortunately for Andrew Woods, there's Tessa Mikael, an adventurous young waitress-aspiring-to-be-a-photographer who happens to like visiting convicts. For those who like romance, friendship, funny, and drama.


1. Switching Systems: The Short Works of Fiction »
A collection of short stories involving Simon and Rose, my favourite characters o write about. For no special reason other than I wanted to!
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,315 - Updated: 12-19-12 - Published: 10-11-12 - Complete
2. Jaywalking: An Inconvenient Truth? reviews
The informative speech I gave on this nonsense topic
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-12 - Complete
3. Switching Systems » reviews
Seventeen-year-old Rose Turner never thought of herself as much of a saviour, but when she suddenly finds herself in a war-torn country with a gorgeous young warrior, she takes it upon herself to bring the citizens any sort of salvation she can manage.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,628 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-12-12 - Published: 2-25-12
4. Copper Glistens in the Sun reviews
While my mind still raced, I grasped for sleep, And I couldn't hardly even eat...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-12 - Complete
5. Mixing Cinnamon and Mustard » reviews
Random quotes from my three favourite teachers. :D
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-23-12 - Published: 8-6-11
6. Life is Too Short to Waste on You
It was easiest to love you when I didn't know better...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Published: 5-6-12 - Complete
7. God Knows I Tried reviews
God knows you were worth it...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-12 - Complete
8. Pick Your Poison reviews
You know I'm human just like you...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-6-12 - Complete
9. Speechless reviews
Love is just something you can't put to words...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-12 - Complete
10. Because the Verizon Guy was Cute reviews
Is it out of line for me to ask you/For your number or your name?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-12 - Complete
11. My Foolish Heart reviews
1000 paper hearts and roses made of velvet...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-11 - Complete
12. Drowning reviews
Oh, what do you do with a dream you've broken?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-22-11 - Complete
13. Who Needs Shakespeare to Fall in Love? reviews
When I was younger/I had a hard time believing fairy tales/But it was always so much harder/To believe in Shakespeare...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-5-11 - Complete
14. Sickly reviews
Are we young, or are we just restless?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-8-11 - Complete
15. Nautical Stripes Bitch reviews
Oh you're such a poet, And oh you're so important...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-17-11 - Complete
16. Mothers Don't Like Boys Like You reviews
Mothers like doctors, And mothers like lawyers, And mothers hate boyfriends who know what they're after...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-12-11 - Complete
17. When You're Gone reviews
It's hard to know you when you're gone...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-17-11 - Complete
18. Counting My Losses
You're a great idea in all good theory...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Published: 8-17-11 - Complete
19. Knot reviews
We both know I'm no good for you, But you're not much better for me...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-22-11 - Complete
20. Worthless reviews
The scent of sex and cheap hotels...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-11 - Complete
21. Destiny reviews
The sun shines in your smile...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-11 - Complete
22. Minutes Left reviews
I haven't slept in weeks...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-11 - Complete
23. Homeless Turtle reviews
I wanna be stuck to you for as long as I live...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-11 - Complete
24. This Song Is For You reviews
You're worth every step I chase...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-11 - Complete
25. The Wonders of Sophomore Gym Class reviews
In this selection, I take you on a tour of my thoughts as I sat down to write my final paper for gym class.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-11 - Complete
26. Can We? reviews
Can we wonder what it felt like to try all our 'what ifs?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-10-11 - Complete
27. Empty Pockets reviews
You say that I'm impossible
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-7-11 - Complete
28. One Year Later
Convinced myself that there's no one for me but you...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Published: 4-29-11 - Complete
29. Cold Shoulder reviews
This cursing gravity won't help you fly away...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-11 - Complete
30. Play the Victim reviews
I am lying here breaking, The pieces misshaping...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-11 - Complete
31. Noticing reviews
Well I just like playing with ideas of you and me...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-18-11 - Complete
32. 29 Days Things I Can't Change reviews
You were born 29 days into January...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-11 - Complete
33. Only Human reviews
After all I'm only human and that's all I'll ever be...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-17-11 - Complete
34. Alex reviews
I wanna be the one that straightens all your crooked ties...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-11 - Complete
35. What's Wrong is Wrong reviews
If you need a hand to hold, then baby I am yours...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-11 - Complete
36. Christmas Wish reviews
Instead of finding out that the big guy's been true, All that's stuffed up in your stocking is an I.O.U...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-31-10 - Complete
37. Lost Games of Solitaire reviews
Nothing has ever felt better than this...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-25-10 - Complete
38. The 'Stache reviews
Don't diss the 'stache, don't diss the 'stache/It gives me my manly-hood, my manly-hood!
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-29-10 - Complete
39. Breaking Free reviews
After the Great Technology Crash of 2050, rich American citizens enslaved the poor and used them in place of the robots they loved so dearly. ...My short story for English
Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-27-10 - Complete
40. Heart and All reviews
I saw you with a friend, Your face framed out in this empty room, I know, It's not possible you'd think of me tonight...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-10 - Complete
41. If Your Heart Had a Lock » reviews
"There are always a million reasons not to do something. Which is why you have to focus on the few reasons there are to do it." He grinned and tilted my chin up. "Take a chance."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,969 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-12-10 - Published: 5-24-10
42. Heart of the Ocean reviews
We're invincible for just one night, But we'll be young for our entire lives...Titanic song
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-4-10 - Complete
43. Follow You Home reviews
If your band was on tour I'd find your house, And I would follow you around...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-10 - Complete
44. All I Want is You reviews
I don't know why I walk away, Just to end up in your arms again...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-29-10 - Complete
45. Freakenomics » reviews
Gather round class, it's economics like you've never had it before! Forget all that cooking and cleaning, and prepare to learn some real life lessons! Featuring everyone's favorite talking syrup bottle, Mrs. Butterworth!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,839 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-7-10 - Published: 1-4-09
46. Crazy Dreams reviews
When you're a Hollywood star, Can I come and stay at your house?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-6-10 - Complete
47. Minnesota Gurls reviews
Better version. "I know the place/Where Owl City really came from."
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-10 - Complete
48. Sorry reviews
You stole my breath away...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-8-10 - Complete
49. Gorgeous reviews
I can't get up when I've fallen so hard...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-22-10 - Complete
50. Just Close Your Eyes reviews
Therefore now our love is their defeat...Romeo and Juliet song
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-10 - Complete
51. I'm a Mess reviews
I wrote your name until my pen ran out of ink, I swear to God I'm not as crazy as you think...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-10 - Complete
52. Conversations With Strangers reviews
The one thing that can hurt us is only fear itself...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-14-10 - Complete
53. Nick, You're A reviews
Truthfully, I hate you...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-3-10
54. Here We Go reviews
Transcendent pictures of reality so real, We don't stop to wonder cuz we know just how it feels...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-7-10 - Complete
55. Paco Wants Potassium reviews
I'm going to get my goddamn potassium whether you want me to or not!"
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-10 - Complete
56. Billboards and Vacancy Signs reviews
Sometimes there's nothing left to say, And the only other choice is walk away...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-25-10 - Complete
57. Science reviews
I say one thing she says no, "And whatever I say goes!" ...
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-22-10 - Complete
58. Diamonds Are Forever reviews
But sapphires have no conditions...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-15-10 - Complete
59. When All That's Left Is You reviews
When all that's left is you tonight, And you've got the chance to make things right...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-27-09 - Complete
60. Something More reviews
You always had the dreams, you just never had a plan...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-09 - Complete
61. Well Worth the Wait reviews
Someone like you is well worth the wait...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-09 - Complete
62. Still Here reviews
How many times can a heart break before it breaks for good?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-09 - Complete
63. Sincerely Me reviews
Cuz when I'm talking on paper I sound so much better...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-6-09 - Complete
64. Painfully Perfect reviews
I'll never mean a thing to you...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-29-09 - Complete
65. Lullaby For Maggie Pie reviews
Andrew the Arabian princess is here, Whispering "Bloodshot" in your ear...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-09 - Complete
66. Burn in Hell, Myspace reviews
I was extremely ticked off at Myspace earlier and discovered that all anger can be cured with humor.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-1-09 - Complete
67. Happy Insomnia 3am reviews
You asked me why, I closed my eyes, And all that I can say, Is "It's three a.m. and I just can't stand to stay...awake."
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-27-09 - Complete
68. Beautifully Lost reviews
I feel so beautifully lost I wouldn't mind, If you decided to give up and leave me behind...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-27-09 - Complete
69. Chasing Seconds reviews
The minute hand runs after us...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-09 - Complete
70. Batman, Batman Dreamin reviews
Parody of California Dreamin
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-09 - Complete
71. Train Wreck » reviews
Bad decision after bad decision, Toni's life is one poor choice away from being a total train wreck. Until she meets Keith... Title may change.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,111 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 5-2-09 - Complete
72. Parallel reviews
A random poem about parallel lines
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-5-09 - Complete
73. The Bakery Fight reviews
Andrew and Matthew get into a fight at a bakery over "their" daughter, California. Whoever knew a bakery had so many weapons? A little humor from my novel. Wrote it when I got bored one day at school and trailed off.
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-09
74. Pictures On My Wall reviews
There's a blackened empty square, Between those pictures there, Cuz nothing seems to fit...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-6-09 - Complete
75. Andrew reviews
You're never really you, Andrew, I don't know who you are.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-3-09 - Complete
76. Intense reviews
Those passionate glances, There's no second chances, So if you feel like getting intense...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-28-09 - Complete
77. Wait For me reviews
And I still dream, That you'll come back to me...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-28-09 - Complete
78. ShamWow reviews
ShamWow ShamWow I love you, Without you Shamwow what would i do?
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-09 - Complete
79. Chemically Dependent reviews
When reality becomes transcendent, I'm chemically dependent, Depending on you...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-09 - Complete
80. Disappear reviews
When each moment lasts too long, And everything feels wrong, I'll make you disappear, Far away from here...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-14-09 - Complete
81. Escape reviews
I'd take you with me, but dear, I think you're better off here...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-09 - Complete
82. Moonlight Court reviews
Do you remember that night, On Moonlight Court?
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-09 - Complete
83. I Love Your Mom reviews
Your mom is so hot, I love her a lot...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-09 - Complete
84. The Sweetest Lie reviews
And your time has been well wasted, On the sweetest lie you ever tasted...
Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-09 - Complete
85. Don't Lie To Me reviews
Home is where the heart is, But I know that you're gone. It's the place where my own heart lives, And it's gonna live on.
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete
86. Sugar reviews
Li'l Sandy Sue sweeter than honey, Doesn't give a care 'bout her Daddy's money...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete
87. Black Glass Compass reviews
Can't get to you, I can't see thru, The painted-over glass...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-09 - Complete
88. Infectious Smile reviews
It makes me wanna smile too...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-8-09 - Complete
89. The End Here's To You reviews
People are cryin, and cities are dying, so we've given up tryin...
Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-8-09 - Complete
90. Gossip Team » reviews
Kelsi Hurley gets much more than she bargained for when she befriends Toby Etchers, gets a column in the school newspaper, and truly starts to fall in love.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,079 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 3-6-09 - Complete
91. A Tearstained Guitar reviews
Though the music's wet, on broken frets, I swear this dream is real.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete
92. The Dish and the Spoon reviews
It's amazing what pops into your head when you're bored in 20th Century, watching Leave it to Beaver...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-09 - Complete
93. Cookies » reviews
It all started with the cookies. I never ate the damn things anyway, but then they assumed the worst, which is how I came to know her...
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,637 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 2-17-09 - Complete
94. Writer's Block reviews
An author's worst fear...Dont know if its so much funny as true, but whatever...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-18-09 - Complete
95. Wikipedia reviews
I made one for the spell check, so i thought it was only fair to make one for Wikipedia, too. I love them both!
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete
96. Spell Check reviews
I love the spell check, who without, I would probably still be stuck in the 5th grade. So, for the most awesome invention ever...
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete