| Lilja Ruusu |
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Author has written 96 stories for Humor, Humor, Romance, Love, Life, Song, School, Sci-Fi, Essay, and Young Adult. “Everybody's happy on their own damn time." -San Disco Reggaefornia by Jason Mraz Hello! So, I suppose I should tell you about me, since you're here and all. As of 1 September, I'm 18 years old and I play the guitar. I'm an optimistic person that loves to have fun, because nothing in life was EVER meant to be taken seriously. I love music. Andrew McMahon is gorgus; I wanna hug Jason Mraz. :D I like playing guitar, photography and other artsy shenanigans, music, general tomfoolery, and public speaking. Movies I like include Napoleon Dynamite, Juno, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Whip It, Charlie Bartlett, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Pirates of the Caribbean, Stardust, and Step Brothers. Salvador Dali and M.C. Escher are pretty much my heroes. W.H. Auden is pretty heroic as well. I draw 2-dimensional math cars that defy gravity and I can lick my elbows. My favourite books include Looking for Alaska, Paper Towns, An Abundance of Katherines, Will Grayson Will Grayson, The Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Fault in Our Stars, As I Walked Out One Evening, Moby-Dick, Choke, The Crucible, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caeser, The Night Circus, Slaughterhouse-Five, Cat's Cradle, Brave New World, and The Great Gatsby. I'm 5 feet tall, have hitchhiker thumbs, and 8 double-jointed fingers. My Minnesota accent is noticeable. Puhun kunnon suomalainen. Because I am too stupid to figure out how to add a damn homepage, I'll just put the link here: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/liljaruusu. I have a little collaboration called "The Genitalia Project" with my good friend, playing in gasoline. If you would like to check out our Genitalia (Project), or any of her other awesome work, then http://www.fictionpress.com/u/692678/playing_in_gasoline is the place for that. HAVE A GREAT DAY!! AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: ROY RULES! :D The (Major) Fictional Works of Lilja Ruusu Switching Systems: COMPLETE! The story focuses on a seventeen-year-old girl named Rose Turner, who never thought of herself as having anything more than a minor life at home, especially considering her background and family lifestyle. But after getting magically zapped into a war-torn country called Caultel, meeting Simon the sexy warrior, and finding out that her coming has been predicted because she is believed to be their saviour, she realises that her life is destined to be anything but minor. For those readers that enjoy romance, action, adventure, fantasy, and funny stories. Switching Systems: The Short Fictional Works: Because the many adventures of Simon and Rose couldn't be confined into just one story, I have added a small continuation of what goes on in their lives between the first book and the second, which shall be making an appearance at some point in the near-to-distant future. For those that enjoyed Switching Systems. If Your Heart Had a Lock: Sadie Schure has always been a play-it-safe kind of girl, always shy about showing her affections and exploiting her true feelings. Aaron Scott has always been a risk-taking, outspoken kind of guy, never hesitating to say what he feels and do what he wants, damned be the consequences. When the two cross paths, Aaron officially takes it upon himself to make a gambler out of Sadie one way or another. For those who enjoy romance, friendship, funny, and hurt/comfort. Freakenomics: My imagination mixed up in a fashion that makes no sense. This is my life. :D For those who enjoy having fun! Train Wreck: Toni Blackwood has it all; smarts, talent, looks, a friendly disposition, and a dead brother. She also has a light touch of depression. But, she just so happens to have a new Scottish best friend named Keith Sanders, and he just might be the one to help her forget the past and live for the present. Did I mention he's Scottish? ;P For those who enjoy romance, friendship, hurt/comfort, and morbidly funny stories. Gossip Team: Freshman year is a difficult time; nobody knows that better than me, Kelsi Hurley. I thought befriending Toby Etchers and getting a column in the school newspaper was going to be the greatest time of my life, and I suppose it was. If you don't count the fact that I started spreading rumours about people... For those who like romance, funny, drama, and friendship. Cookies: UNDER CONSTRUCTION. Chocolate chip cookies seem like such an innocent thing, a hard thing to get in trouble for. But when you have a spiteful little sister drug them and you end up getting sent to jail for it, you can see where some problems might arise. Fortunately for Andrew Woods, there's Tessa Mikael, an adventurous young waitress-aspiring-to-be-a-photographer who happens to like visiting convicts. For those who like romance, friendship, funny, and drama. | |||||||
1. Switching Systems: The Short Works of Fiction »A collection of short stories involving Simon and Rose, my favourite characters o write about. For no special reason other than I wanted to!Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,315 - Updated: 12-19-12 - Published: 10-11-12 - Complete2. Jaywalking: An Inconvenient Truth? reviewsThe informative speech I gave on this nonsense topicFiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-25-12 - Complete3. Switching Systems » reviewsSeventeen-year-old Rose Turner never thought of herself as much of a saviour, but when she suddenly finds herself in a war-torn country with a gorgeous young warrior, she takes it upon herself to bring the citizens any sort of salvation she can manage.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,628 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 8-12-12 - Published: 2-25-124. Copper Glistens in the Sun reviewsWhile my mind still raced, I grasped for sleep, And I couldn't hardly even eat...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-12 - Complete5. Mixing Cinnamon and Mustard » reviewsRandom quotes from my three favourite teachers. :DFiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-23-12 - Published: 8-6-116. Life is Too Short to Waste on YouIt was easiest to love you when I didn't know better...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Published: 5-6-12 - Complete7. God Knows I Tried reviewsGod knows you were worth it...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-30-12 - Complete8. Pick Your Poison reviewsYou know I'm human just like you...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-6-12 - Complete9. Speechless reviewsLove is just something you can't put to words...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-27-12 - Complete10. Because the Verizon Guy was Cute reviewsIs it out of line for me to ask you/For your number or your name?Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-24-12 - Complete11. My Foolish Heart reviews1000 paper hearts and roses made of velvet...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-22-11 - Complete12. Drowning reviewsOh, what do you do with a dream you've broken?Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-22-11 - Complete13. Who Needs Shakespeare to Fall in Love? reviewsWhen I was younger/I had a hard time believing fairy tales/But it was always so much harder/To believe in Shakespeare...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-5-11 - Complete14. Sickly reviewsAre we young, or are we just restless?Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-8-11 - Complete15. Nautical Stripes Bitch reviewsOh you're such a poet, And oh you're so important...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-17-11 - Complete16. Mothers Don't Like Boys Like You reviewsMothers like doctors, And mothers like lawyers, And mothers hate boyfriends who know what they're after...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-12-11 - Complete17. When You're Gone reviewsIt's hard to know you when you're gone...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-17-11 - Complete18. Counting My LossesYou're a great idea in all good theory...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Published: 8-17-11 - Complete19. Knot reviewsWe both know I'm no good for you, But you're not much better for me...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-22-11 - Complete20. Worthless reviewsThe scent of sex and cheap hotels...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-13-11 - Complete21. Destiny reviewsThe sun shines in your smile...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-5-11 - Complete22. Minutes Left reviewsI haven't slept in weeks...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-11 - Complete23. Homeless Turtle reviewsI wanna be stuck to you for as long as I live...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-11 - Complete24. This Song Is For You reviewsYou're worth every step I chase...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-1-11 - Complete25. The Wonders of Sophomore Gym Class reviewsIn this selection, I take you on a tour of my thoughts as I sat down to write my final paper for gym class.Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-17-11 - Complete26. Can We? reviewsCan we wonder what it felt like to try all our 'what ifs?Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-10-11 - Complete27. Empty Pockets reviewsYou say that I'm impossiblePoetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-7-11 - Complete28. One Year LaterConvinced myself that there's no one for me but you...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Published: 4-29-11 - Complete29. Cold Shoulder reviewsThis cursing gravity won't help you fly away...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-28-11 - Complete30. Play the Victim reviewsI am lying here breaking, The pieces misshaping...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-11 - Complete31. Noticing reviewsWell I just like playing with ideas of you and me...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 524 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-18-11 - Complete32. 29 Days Things I Can't Change reviewsYou were born 29 days into January...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-11 - Complete33. Only Human reviewsAfter all I'm only human and that's all I'll ever be...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-17-11 - Complete34. Alex reviewsI wanna be the one that straightens all your crooked ties...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-11 - Complete35. What's Wrong is Wrong reviewsIf you need a hand to hold, then baby I am yours...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-11 - Complete36. Christmas Wish reviewsInstead of finding out that the big guy's been true, All that's stuffed up in your stocking is an I.O.U...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-31-10 - Complete37. Lost Games of Solitaire reviewsNothing has ever felt better than this...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-25-10 - Complete38. The 'Stache reviewsDon't diss the 'stache, don't diss the 'stache/It gives me my manly-hood, my manly-hood!Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-29-10 - Complete39. Breaking Free reviewsAfter the Great Technology Crash of 2050, rich American citizens enslaved the poor and used them in place of the robots they loved so dearly. ...My short story for EnglishFiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,331 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-27-10 - Complete40. Heart and All reviewsI saw you with a friend, Your face framed out in this empty room, I know, It's not possible you'd think of me tonight...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-23-10 - Complete41. If Your Heart Had a Lock » reviews"There are always a million reasons not to do something. Which is why you have to focus on the few reasons there are to do it." He grinned and tilted my chin up. "Take a chance."Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,969 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10-12-10 - Published: 5-24-1042. Heart of the Ocean reviewsWe're invincible for just one night, But we'll be young for our entire lives...Titanic songPoetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-4-10 - Complete43. Follow You Home reviewsIf your band was on tour I'd find your house, And I would follow you around...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-10 - Complete44. All I Want is You reviewsI don't know why I walk away, Just to end up in your arms again...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-29-10 - Complete45. Freakenomics » reviewsGather round class, it's economics like you've never had it before! Forget all that cooking and cleaning, and prepare to learn some real life lessons! Featuring everyone's favorite talking syrup bottle, Mrs. Butterworth!Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,839 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 8-7-10 - Published: 1-4-0946. Crazy Dreams reviewsWhen you're a Hollywood star, Can I come and stay at your house?Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-6-10 - Complete47. Minnesota Gurls reviewsBetter version. "I know the place/Where Owl City really came from."Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-26-10 - Complete48. Sorry reviewsYou stole my breath away...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-8-10 - Complete49. Gorgeous reviewsI can't get up when I've fallen so hard...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-22-10 - Complete50. Just Close Your Eyes reviewsTherefore now our love is their defeat...Romeo and Juliet songPoetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-10 - Complete51. I'm a Mess reviewsI wrote your name until my pen ran out of ink, I swear to God I'm not as crazy as you think...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-19-10 - Complete52. Conversations With Strangers reviewsThe one thing that can hurt us is only fear itself...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-14-10 - Complete53. Nick, You're A reviewsTruthfully, I hate you...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-3-1054. Here We Go reviewsTranscendent pictures of reality so real, We don't stop to wonder cuz we know just how it feels...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-7-10 - Complete55. Paco Wants Potassium reviewsI'm going to get my goddamn potassium whether you want me to or not!"Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-6-10 - Complete56. Billboards and Vacancy Signs reviewsSometimes there's nothing left to say, And the only other choice is walk away...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-25-10 - Complete57. Science reviewsI say one thing she says no, "And whatever I say goes!" ...Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-22-10 - Complete58. Diamonds Are Forever reviewsBut sapphires have no conditions...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-15-10 - Complete59. When All That's Left Is You reviewsWhen all that's left is you tonight, And you've got the chance to make things right...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-27-09 - Complete60. Something More reviewsYou always had the dreams, you just never had a plan...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-09 - Complete61. Well Worth the Wait reviewsSomeone like you is well worth the wait...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-13-09 - Complete62. Still Here reviewsHow many times can a heart break before it breaks for good?Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-15-09 - Complete63. Sincerely Me reviewsCuz when I'm talking on paper I sound so much better...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-6-09 - Complete64. Painfully Perfect reviewsI'll never mean a thing to you...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-29-09 - Complete65. Lullaby For Maggie Pie reviewsAndrew the Arabian princess is here, Whispering "Bloodshot" in your ear...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-09 - Complete66. Burn in Hell, Myspace reviewsI was extremely ticked off at Myspace earlier and discovered that all anger can be cured with humor.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-1-09 - Complete67. Happy Insomnia 3am reviewsYou asked me why, I closed my eyes, And all that I can say, Is "It's three a.m. and I just can't stand to stay...awake."Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-27-09 - Complete68. Beautifully Lost reviewsI feel so beautifully lost I wouldn't mind, If you decided to give up and leave me behind...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-27-09 - Complete69. Chasing Seconds reviewsThe minute hand runs after us...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-17-09 - Complete70. Batman, Batman Dreamin reviewsParody of California DreaminPoetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-3-09 - Complete71. Train Wreck » reviewsBad decision after bad decision, Toni's life is one poor choice away from being a total train wreck. Until she meets Keith... Title may change.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,111 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 6-12-09 - Published: 5-2-09 - Complete72. Parallel reviewsA random poem about parallel linesPoetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-5-09 - Complete73. The Bakery Fight reviewsAndrew and Matthew get into a fight at a bakery over "their" daughter, California. Whoever knew a bakery had so many weapons? A little humor from my novel. Wrote it when I got bored one day at school and trailed off.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,648 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-11-0974. Pictures On My Wall reviewsThere's a blackened empty square, Between those pictures there, Cuz nothing seems to fit...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-6-09 - Complete75. Andrew reviewsYou're never really you, Andrew, I don't know who you are.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-3-09 - Complete76. Intense reviewsThose passionate glances, There's no second chances, So if you feel like getting intense...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-28-09 - Complete77. Wait For me reviewsAnd I still dream, That you'll come back to me...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-28-09 - Complete78. ShamWow reviewsShamWow ShamWow I love you, Without you Shamwow what would i do?Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-25-09 - Complete79. Chemically Dependent reviewsWhen reality becomes transcendent, I'm chemically dependent, Depending on you...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-09 - Complete80. Disappear reviewsWhen each moment lasts too long, And everything feels wrong, I'll make you disappear, Far away from here...Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-14-09 - Complete81. Escape reviewsI'd take you with me, but dear, I think you're better off here...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-12-09 - Complete82. Moonlight Court reviewsDo you remember that night, On Moonlight Court?Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-09 - Complete83. I Love Your Mom reviewsYour mom is so hot, I love her a lot...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-09 - Complete84. The Sweetest Lie reviewsAnd your time has been well wasted, On the sweetest lie you ever tasted...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-09 - Complete85. Don't Lie To Me reviewsHome is where the heart is, But I know that you're gone. It's the place where my own heart lives, And it's gonna live on.Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-09 - Complete86. Sugar reviewsLi'l Sandy Sue sweeter than honey, Doesn't give a care 'bout her Daddy's money...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete87. Black Glass Compass reviewsCan't get to you, I can't see thru, The painted-over glass...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-13-09 - Complete88. Infectious Smile reviewsIt makes me wanna smile too...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-8-09 - Complete89. The End Here's To You reviewsPeople are cryin, and cities are dying, so we've given up tryin...Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-8-09 - Complete90. Gossip Team » reviewsKelsi Hurley gets much more than she bargained for when she befriends Toby Etchers, gets a column in the school newspaper, and truly starts to fall in love.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,079 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-8-09 - Published: 3-6-09 - Complete91. A Tearstained Guitar reviewsThough the music's wet, on broken frets, I swear this dream is real.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-7-09 - Complete92. The Dish and the Spoon reviewsIt's amazing what pops into your head when you're bored in 20th Century, watching Leave it to Beaver...Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-25-09 - Complete93. Cookies » reviewsIt all started with the cookies. I never ate the damn things anyway, but then they assumed the worst, which is how I came to know her...Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,637 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 2-17-09 - Complete94. Writer's Block reviewsAn author's worst fear...Dont know if its so much funny as true, but whatever...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-18-09 - Complete95. Wikipedia reviewsI made one for the spell check, so i thought it was only fair to make one for Wikipedia, too. I love them both!Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete96. Spell Check reviewsI love the spell check, who without, I would probably still be stuck in the 5th grade. So, for the most awesome invention ever...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-30-08 - Complete