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“Everybody's happy on their own damn time." -San Disco Reggaefornia by Jason Mraz
Hello! So, I suppose I should tell you about me, since you're here and all. As of 1 September, I'm 18 years old and I play the guitar. I'm an optimistic person that loves to have fun, because nothing in life was EVER meant to be taken seriously. I love music. Andrew McMahon is gorgus; I wanna hug Jason Mraz. :D I like playing guitar, photography and other artsy shenanigans, music, general tomfoolery, and public speaking. Movies I like include Napoleon Dynamite, Juno, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Whip It, Charlie Bartlett, V for Vendetta, Fight Club, Pirates of the Caribbean, Stardust, and Step Brothers. Salvador Dali and M.C. Escher are pretty much my heroes. W.H. Auden is pretty heroic as well. I draw 2-dimensional math cars that defy gravity and I can lick my elbows. My favourite books include Looking for Alaska, Paper Towns, An Abundance of Katherines, Will Grayson Will Grayson, The Catcher in the Rye, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Fault in Our Stars, As I Walked Out One Evening, Moby-Dick, Choke, The Crucible, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caeser, The Night Circus, Slaughterhouse-Five, Cat's Cradle, Brave New World, and The Great Gatsby. I'm 5 feet tall, have hitchhiker thumbs, and 8 double-jointed fingers. My Minnesota accent is noticeable. Puhun kunnon suomalainen. Because I am too stupid to figure out how to add a damn homepage, I'll just put the link here:
I have a little collaboration called "The Genitalia Project" with my good friend, playing in gasoline. If you would like to check out our Genitalia (Project), or any of her other awesome work, then http://www.fictionpress.com/u/692678/playing_in_gasoline is the place for that.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!! AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: ROY RULES! :D
The (Major) Fictional Works of Lilja Ruusu
Switching Systems: COMPLETE! The story focuses on a seventeen-year-old girl named Rose Turner, who never thought of herself as having anything more than a minor life at home, especially considering her background and family lifestyle. But after getting magically zapped into a war-torn country called Caultel, meeting Simon the sexy warrior, and finding out that her coming has been predicted because she is believed to be their saviour, she realises that her life is destined to be anything but minor. For those readers that enjoy romance, action, adventure, fantasy, and funny stories.
Switching Systems: The Short Fictional Works: Because the many adventures of Simon and Rose couldn't be confined into just one story, I have added a small continuation of what goes on in their lives between the first book and the second, which shall be making an appearance at some point in the near-to-distant future. For those that enjoyed Switching Systems.
If Your Heart Had a Lock: Sadie Schure has always been a play-it-safe kind of girl, always shy about showing her affections and exploiting her true feelings. Aaron Scott has always been a risk-taking, outspoken kind of guy, never hesitating to say what he feels and do what he wants, damned be the consequences. When the two cross paths, Aaron officially takes it upon himself to make a gambler out of Sadie one way or another. For those who enjoy romance, friendship, funny, and hurt/comfort.
Freakenomics: My imagination mixed up in a fashion that makes no sense. This is my life. :D For those who enjoy having fun!
Train Wreck: Toni Blackwood has it all; smarts, talent, looks, a friendly disposition, and a dead brother. She also has a light touch of depression. But, she just so happens to have a new Scottish best friend named Keith Sanders, and he just might be the one to help her forget the past and live for the present. Did I mention he's Scottish? ;P For those who enjoy romance, friendship, hurt/comfort, and morbidly funny stories.
Gossip Team: Freshman year is a difficult time; nobody knows that better than me, Kelsi Hurley. I thought befriending Toby Etchers and getting a column in the school newspaper was going to be the greatest time of my life, and I suppose it was. If you don't count the fact that I started spreading rumours about people... For those who like romance, funny, drama, and friendship.
Cookies: UNDER CONSTRUCTION. Chocolate chip cookies seem like such an innocent thing, a hard thing to get in trouble for. But when you have a spiteful little sister drug them and you end up getting sent to jail for it, you can see where some problems might arise. Fortunately for Andrew Woods, there's Tessa Mikael, an adventurous young waitress-aspiring-to-be-a-photographer who happens to like visiting convicts. For those who like romance, friendship, funny, and drama.
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