Link to fanfiction:http://www.fanfiction.net/~knightedfantasy

Hey, I'm Knighted Fantasy! I'm a girl, my real name is Laelen, and I live in Lewiston ID. Pretty boring place but I love the stupid town. I am a complete and total vampire freak...I am totally obsessed with the bloodsuckers! Ask any of my friends...it's almost a bad thing sometimes! I have been writing stories forever and one of my amazing friends told me about this site so I decided to give it a try. My favorite genre to read and write is fantasy although I can write a lot more. I write best in 1st person but I can also write in 3rd pretty well. I have an account on Fictionpress...if you wanna see it you're gonna have to ask me for the link...I have some stuff on there that I don't want certain people to be seeing. Basically, if I don't know you, then you can see my Fictionpress account. I'm usually seen as 'The Emo Kid'. I don't really mind, I actually find it funny how people stereotype me based on my clothes, my makeup, the music I listen to, the fact that I love to write, and the fact that I'm quiet. It's pretty interesting...and I suppose they're right. I do fit the stereotype pretty well. I mean...life isn't going all that great...and I kind of like darkness. Mush it all together and you get emo kid I guess.

Relationship Status: Single. And trying to be happy about it. (sigh)

My Interests: I love to write obviously, I also enjoy reading, drawing, listening to music, acting...acting is my life! I also love nature...you know, hiking, camping...anything that involves me in a forest. And I have a strange obsession with wolves...

The Fam: I live w/ my mom, step dad Brett, and four siblings, Nate (bro 10), BreaAnn (sis 6), Micah (sis 3), and Anikka (sis 2). My real dad lives in another city and I get to see him once a month if I'm lucky. He's great, I love visiting him, it isn't his fault that I don't get to see him that often. Other family members...there are so many I can't even start!

My music: I love music, and sometimes I feel like it's my lifeline. I pretty much listen to rock, hard rock, that sorta stuff. My fav band ever is Three Days Grace, they are absolutely amazing! Some other bands I like are Nickleback, Evenesance, Hollywood Undead, Linkin Park, Red, 12 Stones, We As Human, Thousand Foot Crutch...stuff like that. And I'm also my dad's band's biggest fan! Woo! Go Prior Sin!

My books: I pretty much told you 'bout that up top. I love fantasy...I read other stuff, but not that often. I'm willing to read anything about vampires...haha. Some of my fav books/series are (and this is not near all of them!), Twilight series, Harry Potter series, Inheritance trilogy (well i guess that's not gonna be a trilogy anymore shrugs), House of Night, Inkheart, Inkspell, and Inkdeath, Wheel of Time series, The Ranger's Apprentice Series, and a lot more...believe me!

My TV/Movies: TV, as long as it's not a soap opera, or a reality show that's all about backstabbing and drama, I'm good most of the time. My fav TV show WAS Moonlight, but now it's gone sob. I also love House...that's pretty amazing...ummm...I actually don't have TV at my house anymore...soooo...well I don't watch much! I do order the Buffy the Vampire Slayer series on Netflix though...And I've recently discovered The Vampire Diaries...and I found a site I can watch them on! Damon is HOT! But then again I always go for the bad guys... ;) Movies...again...pretty much anything (especially if it's got something to do with vampires!)...some of my favs are...Twilight, Lord of the Rings trilogy, pretty much all superhero movies, Narnia movies(Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe/Prince Caspian), umm...lot's of stuff people...you don't wanna hear me go on...

Books I Plan On Getting Published: I'm not gonna say too much...I might be paranoid...but I'm gonna be a paranoid person who's ideas are safe. At the moment I am working a novel. It's called Gifted. It's kinda a fantasy/adventure type thing. It's the first in a series I'm planning on writing. I'm quite far in it. I'm hoping to get it published. There was a different book I was working on...but it's gonna take a lot of work, and I think Gifted will be more successful anyways. I have A LOT of ideas for more books...hopefully I'll get them published some day.

Random quotes 'n stuff: I prefer nightmares to good dreams 'cause when you wake up from a nightmare you're relieved that it wasn't real. When you wake up from a good dream it's one of the worst feelings in the world knowing that it didn't really happen. -Me

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited, imagination encircles the world." -Einstein

It's not too late, It's never too late - From the song Never Too Late, by Three Days Grace

Do you ever feel me, Do you ever look deep down inside, Staring at yourself, Paralyzed - World So Cold, by Three Days Grace

If they say that a hero could save us, I'm not gonna stand here and wait, I'll hold onto the wings of the eagles, Watch as we all fly away - From the song Hero, by Nickleback

"Junior High...I love it! It's like Kindergarten all over again!" - Me talking to my friend Codi

"I wear the cheese, the cheese does not wear me." - Random Cheese Guy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"...Well I never liked you anyways! And...and...and...You have stupid hair too!" - Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"Put your back into it! A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" - Giles from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

"What are you up to Damon?"
"That's for me to know and you to dot dot dot." Stefen and Damon from the Vampire Diaries

"I don't know what I'm gonna do, or what's gonna happen to me, but I do know where I stand, and that's with you..." - Koda (one of my characters from Gifted)

"There's a storm coming baby bro, a big one. We just have to wait for the clouds to break..." - Jared (one of my characters from Gifted)

"Shall we bring to an end, all of these deadly games we play? But how can you take off the mask and dance, when you're at a masquerade?" - Stephen (one of my characters from Masquerade)

"We just performed an exorcism on the car...and it worked!!" - My friend Sammy and I when our friend's car wouldn't start.

"Laelen! Principal's office!" - My bestest buddy Cody when he needed to talk to me

"IT'S THE SEAGULL!!" - My friend Sammy and I talking about Cody's older bro Cameron

You'd think by now I would've learned
When you play with fire you get burned - Part of one of my many poems

"Here's my hunting rifle...and here's my tickle me elmo..."
"Will you be my marry wife?!"
"...And I knew I had to find the perfect shell then...so I reached into the water...and to put it nicely, it was a 'poopy' shell." - Jarrod Jones (this inspirational speaker dude)

My mom and I were auditioning for this musical and two of my awesome friends Brandy and Cody came to support me.
Cody (who was joking around): ...yeah...bad things happened! I mean...the doc messed up or something and snipped off the wrong thing! And now I can't have kids!
Mom: What?!
Me (between bursts of laughter): Mom (laugh) you really (laugh) don't (laugh) want to (laugh) be around me (laugh) and my friends (laugh) when we're talking! (laugh)

school band was on a trip and is goin' back to school...there is fog over the city as we come down the hill to get there My bff Codi:The city is gone!
My friend Garret:What?
Codi an' me 2gether:The city is gone!
Garret:Oh...I thought you said the city was God.
Me:We live in the city of God!
Everyone: (Laughs)

We are in the middle of band (I play trumpet) one of the saxophones (Kody) waz goofin' around and went into the band teacher's (Duke) office, which has a huge window. Duke doesn't notice and tells us 2 pull out a song. We all start playin' and Kody keeps peeking at us from the window...so we all crack up. Do u know how bad a band sounds when all the members are laughin' their brains out? Duke finally sees Kody out of the corner of his eye, rolls his eyes, tells Kody to go sit in his seat. Kody goes and Duke goes 2 his desk 4 a sec
My fellow trumpets and I:Do it again!
Kody: (Goes into Dukes office)
Trumpets:Hehe
Duke:Ok people let's get it 2gether, pull out High Falls Overture.
Class:Ok! hehe
Duke: (starts conducting)
Kody: (keeps popping up, makin' faces, takin' a drum mallet pretending he is gonna smack Duke in da head with it)
Trumpets: (Crack up and play horribly cuz we are laughin')
Duke: (frowns at trumpets) get it 2gether guys!
Codi:Stop laughin'! ur gonna ruin it!
Trumpets: (laugh uncontrollably)
Duke: (Notices Kody's seat is empty. Slaps head, rolls eyes, and goes into office. Looks around office, then under desk where Kody hid) Out! go sit in ur seat!
Kody: Awww...
Duke: (hiding tape behind his back) Go! Sit!
Class:Hehe
Kody: (sits in seat)
Duke: (takes tape out)
Kody: AHHHH!
Duke: (tapes Kody 2 seat)
Kody:AHHH!
Class: (Laughs uncontrollably)
Duke: (goes back 2 front of room 2 conduct)
Kody: (stands up w/ chair taped 2 him and waddles his way over 2 Duke. Trys 2 get past Duke and into office)
Duke: (frowns)
Kody: (Waddles as fast as he can back 2 his spot)
Class: (Laughs uncontrollably for the rest of band)

Ok, the next few stories kinda go together...haha...u get to read about my near death experience!
Ok, I was on this youth group trip. There were about 15 of us on the trip and the conference thing was absolutely amazing. There were some people in my group that I had barely known when we set out for the trip, and by the time we came home we were like a big family. It was amazing. On the last day of the event, anyone who had gone could go to Silverwood theme park. Not all the rides were open, but all of the big ones, like roller coasters and stuff, were. My group stuck together...and we were all like, "Let's go on Tremors!"
Tremors is an awesome roller coaster. So everyone is getting their partners and I was like..."Uh...does anyone NOT have a partner?"
My friend Cody's older bro Cameron: I don't! I guess it's you and me!
Me: Ok
Cameron's cool...and at that point I actually knew him better than I knew Cody, who is closer to my age. So we get in line...and we are almost there...
Cameron: K, we are riding in the very front.
Me: HECK NO!!
Cameron: Why?
Me: Cuz I'm not suicidal!
Cameron: It's not suicide!
Me: Yes it is!
But it is no use arguing with Cameron (or Cody)...he will always win...(sigh) so it's our turn...we get in the very front...
Me: Ok, you are paying for my hospital bills and or counseling after this.
Cameron: Ok...sure.
Me: and don't be creeped out if I start screaming and like, hug you or something.
Cameron: Ok.
So the coaster starts...and although I would never admit this to Cameron, riding in the very front was the best ever. So we are all like, 'woo hoo! that was awesome!' and I was complaining about how I nearly died and stuff...It was great. So we are all standing there and people are deciding where to go next...
Me: Anyone want to go on the Skydiver with me? I've never been on it before.
Cody: Sure, I'll go. I've never been on it either.
The Skydiver looks like a big Ferris wheel with closed cars. The cars spin while the whole thing goes around...It looked really fun. So Cody and I are in line...and he sees that there's a wheel so you can control how much you spin.
Cody: (evil smile) hehe...this is gonna be awesome!
Me: Yeah!
So it's our turn finally...and the dude working the ride helps us into the car...and Cody sees a pen on the ground.
Cody: Ohhh...some sucker lost their pen! Haha.
So the dude closes the door...and there aren't any seat belts...there isn't something in between the 2 people...and it's pretty small...and as soon as the dude lets go our car turns upside down. Well Cody (who is a guy who's 3 or 4 years older than me by the way) slams into me...so I'm squished between him and the metal side of the car. Lovely, that's not awkward at all...
Cody: (grunts while trying to turn us rightside up) Wow.
Me: (helps him) Yeah.
Then the car turns upside down the other way...so I squish Cody.
Me: Well...we know each other now! haha...
Cody: Yeah...Haha.
Cuz we barely knew each other at that point...so it was really kinda embarrassing and funny.
So we keep spinning and squishing each other and stuff...and we're both like screaming and stuff...and then change starts flying out of Cody's pockets.
Cody: (starts grabbing change) Ahhh! My money! (starts putting all the change in his mouth)
Me: Nice...And Cody, if you choke and die, I will NOT save you.
Cody: (mumbles something I can't understand and tries not to die)
Then Cody's pen flies out of his pocket.
Cody: Ahhh! My pen! Noooooo! (sees that it landed on the seat next to him. Grabs it and puts that in his mouth too)
So we both nearly died and we got off of the ride extremely bruised and dizzy, and laughing like we had been friends forever.

...Next week...

We are at youth group...and my freakish friend type person Joe starts chasing me with a rubber band. When Joe hits people with a rubber band it can leave a welt for WEEKS...no joke. So I'm running and screaming...and I run towards our youth directors office.
Cody: (walks out of the office)
Me: (runs behind Cody) Joe! Stop right now! This is my bestest buddy right here, and he will kick your butt! (prays that Cody will play along)
Cody: Yeah, Joe! Back off! Don't mess with my bestest buddy!
Joe: (rolls his eyes, but goes away)
Me: Phew...that was close. Thanks.
Cody: (starts walking away, looks back) You sooo owe me. (smiles and goes through the doors)
Me: (smiles and whispers) Yeah...I know...
And we've been bestest buddies ever since.

Ok, so we were sitting in Pre Alg, and Matt falls asleep. It was almost time to go, so I say, "Somebody wake him up!"
So Lynzi leans over, and just pokes him on the arm. Matt freaks out and was all like, "AHHHHH!", falls out of his desk, and just lays there, sprawled on the floor. Everyone cracks up, and I just yell, "LYNZI!! YOU MURDERER!! HOW COULD YOU KILL MATT!!"
Lynzi was all like, "I didn't mean to! I didn't do anything! I just poked him on the shoulder! Ahhh!"
So then I had to make fun of her for the rest of the day of course.

So my dad is driving in his car, and he loves singing, and he's listening to this really good band so he's like, singing at the top of his lungs. He stops at a stop sign, and his window is cracked open. He looks at the car next to him, and sees them head banging and rocking out, and realizes it's because they were listening to his singing. lol

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I (used to) hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST have more than one MOTHER.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I Don't DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST burn in hell
I have a SPEECH impediment and talk FUNNY so I MUST be a retarded person
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