Name: Wouldn't you be interested...Let's leave it at Jezz.
Age: According to FP, I have to be over 13 so I'm definitely not 10.
Address: I exist and reside in my humble abode somewhere in, pull out those stalker journal peeps, this world. Though, not always.
Sex: Not yet...Female

Enough creepy stalker info? May I move onto my randomnessness?

Okay, from hereforth commences the form of my entertainment: complete randomnessnessness..I should probably stop with the nessnessness...that.

Words to describeth me: Noooo, leave the stalker journal be!!
EPIC
PRETTYFUL
AWESOMICAL
METAL-LOVER
TWERD/FANPIRE/TWILIGHTER
MRS. DRACO MALFOY -gaspeth- Now you knoweth my name. NOoooooooooooo!
MRS. JASPER WHITLOCK HALE -gaspeth- Now you knoweth my OTHER name. NOoooooooooooo!
MESSY
PEOPLE-EATER
TACKLEHUGGER
HUGGLER
MUTTERER
WANTS-TO-DRUMIFIER
CHOCOLATE-CUPCAKE-MESS-SHOUTER

Bow down to my weirdness. I'd just like to add, that these made just about as much sense to me as it did to you. Feel free to interpret as you wish. I'd also like to add, in reference to the first few words, Vain much?

MUSIC & Me: Drumming art a passion of mine sinceth I hath been young. Not that I aren't youngeth still. Younger I meant. In addition I am a Metalhead. My luffers fort thee who appreciateseth metal is immenseth. In addition I'm a huge faneth of the stuff like Panic! At the Disco for their uber awesomenessnessnessness Gah, must stop nessnessnessnessnesssss..that. Also I enjoy soft cute songs. -siggghs- So yes, hard to place. Did I mention hiphop and Bowlingforsoup-genred songs appeal to me also? Have fun figuring /that/ out. ;)

BOOKS & Me: Books be pure love. I am a sucker for sappy romances where they live happily ever after. However, that does not mean you'll feed me some cliche'd cr()p and I will gladly eat it up thinking it is awesome. My standards are /high/. Meet those expectations and you can be fully assured they are ready to publish their writing. Again, vain much? Anywhoo, I like a thriller romance or a sci-fi romance just as well. But yes, romance is required. Even if its a stupid side plot, or a shag that leads to so much more. Whatever...

PEOPLE & Me: We are not friends. And I don't make friends easily, so pooh. I like people lots though, so I shall prolly talk to you loads. I tend to call my friends lovies, luffs, luffies, etc. Unless you are named as such, we're not friends but I like you. If you fall into neither categories, I'll stop talking to you. Gah, don't be a-hating. I be nice person. xD

You go from luff, to luffie, to love to topmost lovie. You do this by earning Friend Points.
0020 Points: Luff
0050 Points: Luffie
0070 Points: Love
0100 Points: Lovie.
100+ Points: Friend.

That be-eth enough for now, thank you for reading my BS, luff. You earn 20 Points for lasting through my cr()p. xD

Yes. I'm a freak. Don't judge yet, just feel really bad for my real-life friends. Imagine, just imagine what they go through. Yes, yes. Shake your head and feel bad.