Poptart Guava King
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since: 01-02-09, id: 646900, Profile Updated: 08-23-11
country: USA
Author has written 6 stories for Love, Romance, General, and General.

http://www.nyan.cat/

Why hello there pretties... I'm a perv! YAY!

My pen name here used to be Poptart Guava Kid...but I felt I was all-deserving of a PROMOTION (the readers that haven't seen an update from me would probably disagree...oopsie). SO NOW I AM KING. And you shall refer to me as such! :3

I'm not even gonna apologize for how much I suck at updating. I just do. Read at your own risk.

EDIT(8/23/11):I had intended to use the past two months of summer vacation to finish up TWA and re-post my oneshot 'I Can Still Taste the Guinness'... however within a couple of weeks of my vacation I became ill and was hospitalized. I am now home but I've started classes... DON'T WORRY. There is some good news in all of this. I GRADUATE IN A COUPLE OF MONTHS. And the classes I have don't seem to be as bad (stress filled) as I thought they'd be. I'm going to take a couple of weeks (two or three) to get used to my classes and then I'll start posting again. I have most of the chapters already finished they just need to be reviewed (cause I forgot what I wrote D:) and posted. So, eventually, these stories WILL be updated. Don't lose hope until I honestly say "yea these are dead". xD Thank you to all of you that have waited patiently for me, you guys are fantastical.

I like Twizzlers, chocolate, mint, and popcorn. Generally all at the same time. It's not gross. You're gross.

I LOVE YOU. Maybe. :3

And then there's my random poetry... xD



1. Three Weeks Away » reviews
M/M Nate is proud of who he is: adrenaline junkie, alcoholic, sex addict... But some people in his life have decided its time for him to learn a lesson on behaving. So he's about to get the experience of lifetime. Sleep-away camp.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-16-12 - Published: 5-1-10
2. On a Whim » reviews
James does most things on a whim and without thinking twice. Sari is a boy with some issues. But James still wants him, and no one is gonna stop him, even if that means making some sacrifices... poem format.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-7-11 - Published: 8-5-09 - Complete
3. Parasailing without a Parachute is how I roll reviews
Put myself in poem form? I'll try...
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-11 - Complete
4. Snowflakes and Ice
Your first time doing something is an experience that stays with you forever. Sometimes.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Published: 1-6-11 - Complete
5. I am Twenty Nine reviews
A short glimpse into my possibly depressing future? Or something like that.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-6-11 - Complete
6. Kitty Kat » reviews
I bet you don't know what you really did to me. I was always good at acting, and hiding my feelings on the inside. Maybe one day you'll notice...that you mean more to me than you think.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-23-10 - Published: 6-6-09 - Complete