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Author has written 36 stories for Humor, Life, Friendship, Family, Love, Work, and Humor. Thanks for visiting. Enjoy what you find and let me know if you have any ideas. I'm open to new inspiration and I enjoy the challenge of writing by requests. Kim One of my favorite little peoms: To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever you're wrong admit it Whenever you're right, shut up. - Ogden Nash | |||||||
1. Dan The Refrigerator Man reviewsMy son wrote this for a school assignment. I enjoyed it so much, I thought I'd share it with you.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-23-09 - Complete2. Spring Break in Alarka reviewsI was moved by our mountain vacation.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-23-09 - Complete3. Surviving OUR Childhood reviewsFor those of you who have read Surviving Childhood and think you can handle more.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-2-09 - Complete4. My Wicked Stepmother reviewsNot my usual genre, but this is a short angsty poem about my wicked stepmother.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-14-09 - Complete5. The Time Warp In WalMart reviewsA helpful guide for avoiding the time-warp* in Wal-Mart. *Time-warp is a completely fictitious concept from a mom with apparently too much time on her hands. The author makes no suggestion of incurring actual danger by venturing into a Wal-Mart store.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-09 - Complete6. WalMart Ate My Husband reviewsAnother trip to Wal-Mart. I swear none of these actually happened. These stories are completely false and not ment to resemble anything you may have experienced in your life on any given trip to the actual store named herein. HonestlyFiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-09 - Complete7. Stuck reviewsMy son came to me yesterday and said "Mom, you should write a poem about ?, so I did. How soon can you figure out what it's about?Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-16-09 - Complete8. The Day Lance Split His Pants reviewsThis is just a cute little diddy. Enjoy.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-16-09 - Complete9. Is It Lunchtime Yet? reviewsJust a little funny I came up with while waiting for lunch today. Enjoy.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-14-09 - Complete10. In Denial reviewsIf you've hit 30 I'm sure you will find this funny. For the rest of you, read about what you have to look forward to.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-14-09 - Complete11. Anywhere But Here reviewsIf you've ever taught in a classroom you WILL laugh. If you've ever been a student in a classroom especially with a sub you know this is true.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-14-09 - Complete12. Surviving Childhood reviewsA brief glimpse into the circus that was my childhood.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-13-09 - Complete13. WalMart Customer Service reviewsThis is tale for anyone who has ever been to Wal-Mart. Just read it, you'll understand.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-12-09 - Complete14. How Not To Cook A Roast reviewsYou know that line in the love song where he sings about "eatin' burnt dinners the whold first year"? This is the story of one of those dinners. I guarantee you will be laughing or crying, or likely crying laughing when you read this.Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-12-09 - Complete15. My Family Reunion reviewsIf you can understand loving your family while still wanting to avoid them for your own sanity, you will get a laugh out of this.Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-12-09 - Complete16. Weekday Blessing reviewsFor all the hard-working Janes and Joes out there.Poetry: Work - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-11-09 - Complete17. Our Superman reviewsAn ode to Dad.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-11-09 - Complete18. Undying Love reviewsa short odePoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-11-09 - Complete19. Loving You reviewsanother little love note, i usually send these in his lunchbox.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-11-09 - Complete20. If I Had A Million Dollarsanother love not, seriously i went through his files to find thesePoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Published: 1-11-09 - Complete21. Holding Your Hand reviewsjust a little love notePoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-11-0922. Count On Me reviewsjust a little love letterPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-11-09 - Complete23. The Light reviewsA brief offering of comfort and support; whatever your trial may be.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete24. Thankful For Blessings reviewsA short token of my love.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete25. Strength reviewsThis was written in honor of a close family member who survived a head-on collision; no one told HER she had little chance of survival.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete26. Share It With A Friend reviewsWritten long ago, the motive for this poem is not concrete in my memory. Either I wrote it for a friend in need, or I was the friend in need. Just go with whichever works for you.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-10-0927. My AngelHe honestly is an answer to my prayor.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete28. Experience Love reviewsOne of the few free style poems I have written, but it said what I was trying to say, so I was pleased with it.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete29. Angles Here On EarthI believe.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete30. Never Say Shut Up reviewsHelp wanted. This is the one I mention on my profile. I know the ending is awful and would like your suggestions for an alternate ending. This was inspired by the numerous youth I hear using this word and a nasty attitude to go along with it- everyday.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-9-0931. Happy Fathers Day reviewsHelped" my son write this for his dad when he was a tike.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-09 - Complete32. Friends reviewsOf course, this was for my best friend.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-7-09 - Complete33. Congratulations On Your Graduation reviewsI wrote this poem for my son's graduation-granted he was graduating from 5th grade at the time, but I was thinking about the bigger picture.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-7-09 - Complete34. Questions reviewsIntrospective.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-09 - Complete35. Me, Myself, and I reviewsWhimsical introspection.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-6-09 - Complete36. Grandpa's Favorite Fart reviewsWritten for my father-in-law and recited at his 70th birthday party, this poem had everyone in stitches.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-09 - Complete
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