Hey! Future Authoress here! I am known as MaxRideFan35 on Fanfiction, check me out sometime--well, not literally, haha. I have recently discovered Fiction Press, which is awesome. As you can obviously tell from my name, I want to be an author/publisher/journalist someday. I can be sarcastic, fun and very competitive when it comes to sports.

A little about me: I am a tall, green-eyed and brown-haired Republican (wow, am I the only one?) country girl from somewhere in U.S.A. I am also pretty opinionated, and I love talking to people!

My Hobbies: Writing, Reading, Sports, Animals, babysitting. (I have four sibs, five rabbits and some cats )

My Favorite Book series: Maximum Ride, Phantom Stallion, Wild Horse Island, Heartland, Alex Rider, Warriors, Nancy Drew, Hardy Boys, Lake House, Dear America

Hopefully I will post some of my old essays or somethin', make myself be heard pretty soon!

VERY VALUABLE TIPS FOR NEW AUTHORS-- © 2008-09 by MaxRideFan35/Future Authoress

· Don't count your reviews before you see 'em." (Going along the lines of "Don't count your chickens before they hatch")

· When life gives you knowledge, USE IT. (When life gives you lemons, make lemonade)

· Sloppy copies make a story. (Practice makes perfect)

· Never gripe about your pencil. (Never underestimate your strength)

· Don't judge a Fanfic by its summary. (Don't judge a book by it's cover)

· You only have so many years to learn English writing, so take it too it’s fullest. (You only have one life to live)

· James Patterson/Stephenie Meyer/JK Rowling/Danielle Steel/Stephen King/Charles Dickens weren't even perfect. (Nobody's perfect)

· Think Before Writing (Think before you speak)

I, Future Authoress/MaxRideFan35, made this up! Give me any more suggestions if you want, I'll give ya credit!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

STOP ABORTION! Copy this if you are against the crime

If you were born with a pen in your hand, copy and paste this! -By FA

Sarcasm is a fact of life. Without it you wouldn't have me, and everyone would be super depressed and everyone would die by the age of 20 of sadness and nobody would ever laugh. (Okay, so maybe I'm exaggerating a bit!) -By FA

98 of you 'cool' people smoke, do drugs and cuss. If you giggle and say "Cool stands for Constipated Overweight Out-of-Style Loser!" then CP this and write your name. Future Authoress,

If you believe that spending time with your family is more important than texting all the time, then CP this. Plus, life's short, so why spend it with black thumbs and beeping phones?

If you are strangely obsessed with this Copy-N-Paste things, be proud of your amazing skill of CPing! (DON'T FORGET TO CP THIS!)

Future Authoress