Masochistic.Vampiree

Im a supermassive Vampire Freak!

I cant stop Thinking, Writing or Reading about them.

~They're totally awesome~

THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL AWESOME!!

HIM CHARACTERS:

Christian Echo Heir Cot

Alexia Valentine

Rayne Parkins

(I'll add more, once i get everyones last name. haha.)

2009

Multiple Personalities

-Temper Temper-

Authorette in training

#Self Taught#

!No Birthday Is open to presents tho!

Bank with legs

&Hater&

Klutz with balance

~Different but still the same~

My To-Buy Books list:

The Vampire Within Series:

The beginning-New blood-Life eternal

Chronicles of Vladimir Todd:

Eigth Grades bites-Nine Grade slays

Pretty When She Dies: A Vampire Novel

The Art Of War

My Favourite Books list:

EVERNIGHT (kicks twilights ass to the CURB!)

Vampire Diaries (also kicks twilights ass the the OTHER curb across the street.)

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (the best destroyed classic)

Twilight

New Moon

Eclipse

Breaking Dawn (Starting to hate on these books =='')

Vampire Diaries

Wuthering Heights

War and Peace

Marley and Me

Gossip Girl

A Bride Most Begruding (LOVE THIS!)

Romeo & Juliet (HEART THIS)

Favourite Band right now:

Fall Out Boy & The Lonely Island

Favourite Singer right now:

Katy Perry

Favourite Author right now:

CLAUDIA GRAY!! SHE FRIKN ROCKS MY SOCKS .. im not wearing any socks o.O

Favourite TV show right now:

Whose Line Is It Anyway? & Scrubs

Favourite Movie right now:

MOULIN ROUGE!

Favourite Song(s) right now:

America's Suitehearts-I Dont Care-The (Shipped) Gold standard-Shes My Winona-Decode-Eyes On Fire-Come Home-Lost-Thnking Of You-Stand Still Look Pretty-Im Not Your Boyfriend Baby-I Cant Do It Alone-Richman-Still Around-Colarado Sunshine-Dont Trust Me-Circus-Let Me Sign-Eat You Up-All That I Got-Heartless-Danke Schoen-Misery Business

Quote thats Best for me:

Im a murderer who cannot kill, like a bird that cannot fly.

Freshman year REPZ

9Calamari

BOMB DIGGITY

Who else thinks the world should come to an end? Raise your hand.

I hope you dont mind, i hope you dont mind, that i put down in words. How wonderful life is, now you're in the world.

Darkness is my home, Light is my enemy, grey scale is my life, color is my killer, black is my heart, red is my eyes.

gosh that was soo random... i dont even get it i just started writing it LOL

i really like these line breaks!! BREAK BREAK !!

Right now, im pondering some possible names for characters. i tend to repeat the same names in every story i write! lol especially the name Masen, its soo sexy! Haha.

Its so hilarious how many line breaks im using, well it is to me. SHUT UP! No you shut up. No YOU shut up!!

.:me:.

I'mpsychoticspasticloser-ificspedchildishpuppetsuppersexyfunnyashellmidgetystupid

Different?Imbeyonddifferent.Imunique.Andthatswhyyouallloveme!

Myheadprobablyisntscrewedon.Mymindisonetrackedatalltimes.Mylifeisastressfullsurealblur.Myfriendsscaretheshitoutofmeinagoodway.

I betyou'retotallydigginmerightnow.

Me=friknawesomeeeee!andyouknowit

Add my friend BRITTY (idk her FP name anymore, she keeps chaning it lol.) shes a toal sped.and my total awesome friend.she acts all artistic.but we all know shes playin.but we love her anyway.her poems are sick.and so are her stories.so you better add her! or you better sleep with one eye open. Theres a reason why we love Vampires. I mean, you gotta love your species :) Thank You

Dont you think that people that think theyre cool are usually the ones who end up with nothing? And the ones who kicked your ass ended up being the ones with their asses kicked? And the one who was quiet in the corner, reading her book ended up with everything and was the one who kicked all your asses!

sheesh lines breaks are the most AWESOME form of fun. Im really enjoying them. As im sure you can tell. Yeh Yeh?! ChickaChickaYeeeh

-insert laugh here- Ooohh Aiii Ooooh Aiiii

What do i want to be when i grow up? I dont even know anymore. I wish i was extremely driven, that way, i could be everything ive ever wanted to be. And ive wanted to be ALOT of things...

WriterActressPsychiatristAstronautForensic ScientistSubPhotographerModelSingerMusicianRock StarFashion DesignerArty FAMOUSRICHRobs best friend (Yeah i had to add that)Professor (Unless there is a chick word for Professor?) at NYU or Harvard or Yale or Cambraidge Uni.NYU, Harvard, Yale or Cambridge Uni. GraduateAeroplane Pilot (Even though im shit scared of flying.)Champion Horse RiderCEO of any major companyGraphic DesignerHigh School Graduate (DUH lol)A genius (LOL)InventorComputer Genius (Already a quarter way there hahha)Someone who can speak at least eight foreign languages fluentlyA health freak that works out (im pretty lazy! And by health freak, i mean someone whose weekly meal isnt McDonalds LOL)Song writerDirectorAshley Greene's Best Friend (She is like my idol. I completely look up to her.)Theres like a million and one more things ive wanted to be, but ive lost track lol. If i remember the rest, i shall add them :)

OOohhh Aiiiii OOOhhh Aiii dont laugh, cause you dont even get it. Only i can laugh, because i understand. Its an inside joke between me and me, and probably my brother, but on here its just me sooo BLARE BLARE!!

Things to do with my stories (LOL):

THE COMPLIANCE - Protect the child at all costs

THE RESISTANCE - Seek and destroy

Rayne Parkins why arent you real?! -- Oh wait, you are ;)

Masen&Maybelle

BlairBear&MonkeyMan TOGETHER FOREVER!

Its not love its just like but it doesnt make a difference to me, if you dont know

these lines breaks amuse me in the oddest of ways. They amuse me like snakes high on pepsi yeh thats right!

check it BRAAHH
50 Chaz and Emivett Rap
Bello Bleh Blah
Jello Neh Gah
Cello heh Nah
Yello eh? Tah
Mello GAH! Yah
Hello Ya Bruh! BRAH
ROBERT

Thats right!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (Not exactly goth)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s LOL
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I just dont cry in front of people. But i cry all the time
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I used to cut, so I must be emo. (for all three) Not exactly 'cut'
I used to cut, so I must be goth.
I used to cut so I must be sucicidal.
I play Neopets, so I must be immature.
I play pokemon so I must be immature.
I have friends on the Internet, so I must be stupid.
I have friends on the Internet so they must be pedos.
I don't like Twilight, so I must not be a girl. OVER IT!
I'm into vampires, so I must like Twilight.
I'm atheist in a Catholic/Christan household, so I must just be rebelling.
I dress differently, so it must be a phase.
I like anime so I must be a weebo.
I'm a fangirl, so I must be immature and squeel a lot.

Have you ever wondered, when your tears will just dry up? I can cry consistently for hours, and they never seem to faulter in their trail down my cheeks.