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1. Bon Qui Qui at King Burger reviews

from Mad TV. Season 13 EP.08. Transcribed by me... I just thought that I would type up an actual transcription of this Mad TV skit... since I see so many Youtube remakes with the wrong dialog... I won't say its "perfect" but its damn close! R/R

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-14-09 - Complete

2. God's Cab Ride High Times reviews

Warning: May fry your brain with amazing-ness... :-D - A poem i wrote high, inspired by Levayan philosophy.

Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete

3. Whore

Warning: Perverse language throughout, adult-themes, and lots of angst I wrote this about my ex fiance... thanks for my broken heart :-

Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete

4. Child of Eden reviews

A poem directed towards all humans.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete

5. Sunset

Poem. I wrote this after I went on a cruise this summer and saw this old lady lounging on a chair at sunset... and then like... the poem just came from that :-D.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete

6. Sword

Warning: Mature Content. Poem about killing self on sword by masturbating.

Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete

7. Knife

Warning: Mature Content. Poem.

Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 1-27-09 - Complete

8. The 100th Scar reviews

This was a final exam in creative writing class. I had one hour to type this story up with a beginning, middle, and end. Lots of things are forced in this story due to time crunches... I will probably re-write this to give the story-line justice. R/R Plz

Fiction: Horror - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-23-09 - Complete

9. The Angels, The Sorrowful, and The Penance reviews

Warning: Some adult content A collection of three poems pieced together due to similarity of content and poetic flow. Read and Review, please!

Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-23-09 - Complete

10. My SAT Essay 11 out of 12 reviews

I took my SAT's in October and did wonderful on the essay... I just thougth I would share it with the Fictionpress Community... any CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is appreciated. ;-D

Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-21-09 - Complete