I Is Samra! I love to read emo love storys I have Dark Blonde hair and blueish grayish eyes. I ware black all the time and i'm punk. I am very hyper and random and i have A.D.D. I LOVE anime and Manga. My favs are Naruto, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, and Code Geass. Both the Manga and anime. I LOVE the Sims games. I have about 27 games! Oh and i like poetry, long walks on the beach, and pokeing dead things with a stick! I am Atheist. I live in Ohio! GO BUCKS! My mom owns her own DayCare in the basement of my house, and this little girl, Sarah Bell, yells "Go BUCKEYES!" whenever she sees the block O or anything Bucks related. For muisc, I like MCR, Linkin Park, S.O.A.D, Papa Roach, Ludo, AFI, Sum 41, Blue October, AC/DC, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Greenday, KoRn, The Offspring, Puddle Of Mudd, A7X, Cradle Of Filth, H.I.M., Lacuna Coil, Marilyn Manson, Puddle Of Mudd, Slipknot, Within Temptaiton, Weezer and Rob Zombie. If you want to know anything else, just tell me!

Ok, so on deviantart.com, my friend, Kioto-san, is who Hailey from No More Sorrow is based of of. My account is punk-with-flute. I have posted my old drawings of my charators but not the new ones. I have inproved greatly from that time. My other friend Explodifirer is Emma in the same story.

+deviantWATCHNote Give

Give Premium Membership Give Premium Print Account

If you like Dragons check this out. Its on my scroll BTW. http://dragcave.net/user/Yumi-Tishamoto Make your own If you like! Its fun!

Me and my friend on the phone.

My Friend: Hi. Is Samra there?
Me: Your talking to a palm tree...
My Friend: Wait. What?

My brother (Corbin) points to the floor: Samra, You dropped your pocket!

“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.” - Gerard Way

Rock and Roll Ain't Noise Pollution - AC/DC

"You into metal ??
As long as it's heavy"
Fuck I'm Dead - Colon Commando

Dir en grey -- Clever Sleazoid

The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
You can't save yourself
The dark dark Sunday, the blood stains
One day I will fuck your parents

This is the last time
Welcome to the garden of destruction

Humankind can not obtain anything without first sacrificing something.
In order to obtain anything something of equal value is required.
That is Alchemy's law of equlivant exchange.
At the time we believed that to be the true way of the world."
-Fullmetal Alchemist

Boy wants a car from his dad, dad says "first you've got to cut that hair"
Boy says "hey dad, Jesus had long hair"
and dad says "that's right son, Jesus walked everywhere"

It takes skill to trip over a flat serfaces. If you have ever done this put your name on this and C&P on you Profile. punk-with-flute

If your the kind of girl who can watch hundres of horrer movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of your lungs when toast pops out of the toaster. C&P this!

Damn right I'm good in bed! I can sleep for days! If your good in bed C&P this!

Say no to drugs. Say yes to tacos!...JUST C&P THis!

Hi. I have cool socks on today! If you have cool socks on C&P this

I wish my Homework was asexual! Then it would do its self! If you do too C&P this

98 of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol. Paste this if you like muffins.

Fake ass friends:

Would lend you their unbrella in the rain.

Real friends:

would take yours a say RUN BITCH RUN!

I have a life. I simply chose to spend it online. C&P this if you to have a life.

Strange, Deranged, and Entertaning -ME!!

MAXIMUM RIDE QUOTES!

"Thats my little mind reading darlin'!" - Max

"Me and my merry band of mutant bird kids" -Max

"Hey whats taking you so long? What are you doing, shaving your mustache?" - Iggy
"I dont have a mustache you idoit, and neither do you. Maybe, in a few years, we can always hope" - Max(thinking) "I made one of my famous snap decisions, the kind that everyone remembers later for being either the stupidest dumb-butt thing they ever saw or else the miraculous saving of the day. I seemed to hear more of the first kind. That's gratitude for you."

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Maximum_Ride

Gazzy:

NARUTO QUOTES

"Shut up or I'll kill you!" - Gaara

Gaara:

"I love only myself and fight only for myself. And as long as I think everybody exists to make me feel that way... the world is wonderful... a soul needs a purpose to live, and so I concluded that my purpose was to kill everyone besides myself. I felt alive... "

"Behind this mask is...Another mask! Pretty cool, huh?" -Hatake Kakashi-

Tobi -

"Tobi Is A Good Boy!!"

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

Izumi: Why the hell did you get kidnapped?!
Alphonse: Sorrrrrrrrry!

Thug from Hell's Nest: Who the hell are you?
Izumi: I'M A HOUSEWIFE!!

Edward: CHILDBIRTH'S NOT ALCHEMY, YOU DOPE!

Breda: 10,000 says he blows the date.
Falman: I say they don't even have one.
Fuery: My money is on him chickening out before he even sees her!
Hawkeye: You realize you're all bidding against him.
Breda, Falman, and Fuery: Safest bet!

Denny Brosh: But why do you wear armor?
Elrics: look at each other, then back at the Sergeants It's a hobby

Edward: Well, originally I was only hurt about half as bad as I am now but...
Armstrong: flashback What?! He was severely injured when he snuck into Labratory 5?! runs toward a shocked Ed Oh, Edward Elric! I was so worried about you! crushes Ed with a hug, therby injuring him more
Edward: end flashback ...THAT's what happened.

Hughes: Hey, Ed! Heard you snuck a girl into your room!
Edward: She's just my auto-mail mechanic!!
Hughes: So, you hooked up with your mechanic, huh? Not too shabby, sprout.

Havoc: I'll take him. I love dogs.
Fuery: Oh, thank you so much, 2nd. Lt. Havoc!
Havoc: They're supposed to be tasty when they're stirred fried. I hear the fat ones taste best.

Hohenheim: Edward. So, do you still hate drinking milk?
Edward: kicks Hohenheim WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICRO-SIZED HALF-PINT WHO DIDN'T GROW UP BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DRINK MILK?!
Winry, Riza, and Sciezka: That's not what he said, Edward...

DEATH NOTE

Matsuda: Ryuuzaki, is there anything else I can do to help? Besides the manager job?
L: You want to be useful?
Matsuda: Yes!
L: Then go get me some coffee.

Light: I'll take a potato chip... and EAT IT! (How can you possibly keep a straight face?)

Ryuk: apples are like...drugs to me...

Misa: I can't imagine living in a world without Light
L: Yes, That would be dark.

GIR!

I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.Doom doom doom...
I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me.
Somebody needs a hug!

"I'm gonna play with the babys!" (Its the way he says it)

Zim:"Why did you take it out?"
Gir:"To make room for the tuna!!"

Chicken, I'm gonna eat you!

Cows are my friends.

Well i gotta go pig, i'll see ya later.

The plug thing. It's not plugged.

I miss you cupcake.

Aw. Somebody needs a hug.

I loveded you piggy. I loveded yoooooouuuuu.

But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes.

I saw a squirrel. It was going like this.
zim: why was there bacon in the soup?!
gir: IIII made it maself!!

"Yooou look like yooou need waffles, boo hoo hoo."

"Hi floor!! Make me a sandwich."

Zim: Okay Gir, now, which way is home?
Gir: It's this way... Or maybe that way. Oh, I don't know.
Zim: How can you not know? I just recharged your guidance chip.
Gir: Oh, I took it out.
Zim: Took what out?
Gir: The guidy, chippy, thingy.
Zim: Why would you do that?
Gir: To make room for the cupcake!

Zim: Shhh what do you want to do wake up the whole planettt?!
Gir: I dooo

"I WAS THE TURKEY THE WHOLE TIME

"Oooo i cant take it, your too smart for me, keef is planing a surprise party for you after school and hes gunna bring all the kids because he loves you...THAT BOY LOVE YOU SO MUCH!...im making the cake!"

"i wanna be a mongoose"

"I'm DANCING LIKE A MONKEY

"BUURRIIITTTOOOOOO!!"
"aww, i wanted to explode"
"The angry monkey!"
"I like food"
"I'm gunna roll on the floor for a little bit, kay?"
"oh, wats that?"
"thank you...i-i love you"
zim: do you know what this means?
Gir: yes...wait a minute, no
"i miss you cupcake"

zim"gir where are you"

(jumps out of turkey)

gir"its me i was the turkey alll alonge"

zim" i was wondering what that turkey was doing there"

Can I be a mongoose dog?

Crazy person #1- "What about the spacecraft?

Gir- "That's no spacecraft, its a government pig.

"Gaz:Why do you have to have a head?
Ms Bitters:You! You're being transferred to the underground classroom! And you! I'm just tired of you!
Mr Elliot:Hey kids, your dad! I never knew he was a floating head!
Almighty Tallest Red:I was curious to see when you'd shut up on your own, but it's been three hours now, Zim. THREE HOURS!
Almighty Tallest Purple:Seize that guy, and uh... throw him out the airlock! That was the wrong guy, but that's okay! I think everyone gets the point!Administration Droid: Do not be alarmed. The student president has experienced a failure in spirit. A new election will be held immediately. Volunteers? Volunteer?
Zim: Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me! Pick Zim! Zim is me! Zim is me! Zim shall rule! Pick Zim! Zim! Me! I am Zim!
Administration Droid: Zim. Analysis: moron. Suitable. Candidate 2 needed. Volunteers?
Dib: But Zim's criminally insane! That's not good!
Administration Droid: Dib. Analysis: annoying.
The droid slams a muzzle around Dib's head

Ms. Bitters: The candidates will now speak. And then be quiet! And then I go away from you all.
Zim: As president, I will assure that all mankind has its legs sawed off!
Logi: Hmm... I don't know about that...
Zim: nervously And, uh, replaced with legs of pure gold!
The students smile approvingly
Zim: Yes! And I will grant you the power to fire lasers from your heads!
The Letter M: I like gold!
Morla: I like my head!

Ms. Bitters: Candidate 2, be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun.

Zim: Vote for Zim or I'll destroy you! Vote for Zim or I'll destroy you!
Dib: Ms. Bitters! Zim is threatening the voters! He's disqualified, right?
Ms. Bitters: to an administration droid The child shrieks like a fruit bat.
The droid slams another muzzle around Dib's head

ZIM: Gir! Come to the observatory!
Gir: Yes...?
ZIM: What did you do?
Gir: Nothing...
ZIM: What? Something is broken? And it's not your fault?
Gir: I know...I'm scare too...

ZIM: Now Dib, I leave you to your
Gir: whispers Say Moosey fate! Say Moosey fate!!
ZIM: You're Moosey fate...
Gir: gigggles

Gir: GIR reporting for duty
ZIM: GIR? What does the 'G' stand for?
Gir: I don't know...

~Hi, baby!!

SOUTH PARK!

"Ay! I'm a cop and you will respect mah authoritargh!"

"I'm sorry I handcuffed Billy Turner's ankle to a flagpole and then gave him a hacksaw. And then told him I had poisoned his lunch milk and that the only way he could get to the antidote in time would be to saw through his leg."

"Oh My God They Killed Kenny You BASDS"

"the last thing you do before you die is crap your pants"

"Steven McTowelie, author of a million litter fibers... IT'S A TOWEL."
"...you're a towel."

."In the beginning we were all fish...then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby...retard fish goes on to make more retard babies...one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with it's mutant fish hands and it had butt-sex with a squirrel or something...and made retard-frog-squirrel and that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog and this monkey-fish-frog had butt-sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you! So congratulations; you're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt-sex with a squirrel, congratulations!

No he's talking about fuck. You cant say fuck in school you fucking fat ass
Whats so bad about it it doesn't hurt anyone fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck Fuck

if we dont get to your sons world of warcraft episode it will die "OMG!!"
No kitty thats a bad kitty.

shut up you artard:kyle

I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

Screw you guys, I'm going home!

Mr. Garrison - Ok class whats 5 x 2?...C'mon children don't be shy.
Clyde - 12?
Mr. Garrison - Ok now lets get an answer from someone whos not a complete retard.

cartman dressed as the tooth fairy saying "i am the tooth fairy and if you open your eyes .i will kick you in the nuuuttttsssss"

Timaaaaaaaaaah!

people that annoy you "no i'm sorry it is NAGGERS"

sorry your moms a whore dude

Kyle-“…anybody who thinks 9-11 was a conspiracy is a retard!”

Cartman-“Oh really? Well did you know that over one forth of people in America think 9-11 was a conspiracy? Are you saying that one forth of Americans are retards?”

Kyle-“Yes….lets take a test sample. There are four of us, you’re a retard. That’s one forth!!”

Cartman: The Passion of the Christ helped people all over the world open their eyes
Stan: Look, we just thought it was a bad movie. Can you just tell us how to find Mel Gibson so we can get our money back?
Cartman: If I knew where Mel Gibson was, I'd be on my knee's sucking his balls at this very moment. All I know is he lives somewhere in Malibu, so stop wasting Mel Gibsons time you little. wussy. prick.
Stan: Hey kid, don't take that tone with me, I'll kick your ass!
Cartman: Oh yeah? Well, I'm like 6 feet tall, asshole!
Stan: I don't care, you sound like a little bitch to me!
Cartman: Bitch, don't call me bitch, bitch I'll pop your fucking head open!
Stan: Oh yeah? You wanna bring it, you little pssy?!
Cartman: I already brought it bitch. I brought, set it down on the table, and opened it bitch!
Stan: Wait a minute...Cartman?
Cartman: hangs up the phone and walks away slowly

mr garrison, i think timmy is retarded

kyle, we don't talk about people that way

but i really think he is

poor people tend to live in clusters, oh hi kenny

towlie doing funky town on the key pad for the security code.

Mr. Mackey: "Please treat this new teacher with the same respect that you gave to Mr. Garrison."
Stan: "We had no respect for Mr. Garrison."

Towlie: "Sure I'm human! Would I be wearing this hat and fake moustache if I were a towel?"

We must all stop ManBearPig!

Kyle: Kick the baby!
Ike: Don't kick the goddamn' baby.

Pip: Hello. My name is Phillip, but everyone here calls me Pip because they hate me.
Damien: Then I will call you Pip.

John Edwards: I'm a psychic.
Stan: No, dude. You're a douche.

Towelie:
You wanna get high?
Awww man, I got no idea wats going on...
You're the towel!

"Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage." -- Cartman

"Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only 8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two." -- Eric Cartman

If your one of those people who can literally stay on the computer for hours on in if only you weren't forced to get off, then copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

1. Tobi

2. Hinata

3. Naruto

4. Gaara

5. Deidara

Shikamaru dies of lung cancer because he smoked too much and Temari is heart broken. Naruto makes it his new mission to cheer her up. Soon, Temari starts to fall for Naruto because she loves how he can make her laugh by doing the smallest things.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

I don't think so...(Tobi And Anko)

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't think so...(Naruto)

Maximum Ride: School's Out Forever

Max:

Nudge: "I look like prep school Barbie. (looks at Max) Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend."

Gazzy: "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." (funny because he doesn't know how to spell it)

Fang gave me a look that said, You sap.
Max: "Who let whom have a freaking dog?"

Fang: "You are a fridge with wings. We're freaking ballet dancers."

Fang: "Boy, you just can't kill people like you used to."

Max: “Did you know it wasn’t me, the other Max?”
Fang: “Yeah.”
Max: “When?”
Fang: “Right away.”
Max: “How? We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?
Fang: “She offered to cook breakfast.”

Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

Max:

Fang: "Meaning what? We're going to pretend nothing's going on? That's stupid. The only way to deal with any of this is to get it out in the open."
Max: "Have you been watching Oprah again?"

Max: "So you have your price. Your soul for a cookie."

Max: (has been given Valium for surgery) "I just want you to hold my hand."
Fang: "I am holding your hand."
Max: "Oh. I knew that." (dozes off)
Max: (wakes up slightly) "Do you have a La-Z-Boy somewhere?"
Ella: "Um, no."
Max: "I think I would like a La-Z-Boy. Fang, don't go anywhere."
Fang: "I won't. I'm here."
Max: "Okay. I need you here. Don't leave me."
Fang: "I won't.
Max: "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." (tries to hold out arms to show how much)
Fang: "Oh, jeez."

Max: "What I said yesterday didn't mean anything! I love everyone in the flock! Plus, it was the Valium talking!"
Fang: "Uh-huh. You just keep telling yourself that. You looove me."
Max: (tries to punch him)
Fang: "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it."
Max: (screams and runs into bathroom)

Fang: "There is one bright side to this."
Max: "Yeah? What's that?" The new and improved Erasers would mutilate us before they killed us?
Fang: grins You looove me. (holds out arms) You love me this much.
Max: My shriek of appalled rage would probably be heard in California, or maybe Hawaii.

Max: “Lay off the freaking horn!”
Nudge: “Sorry. It’s just so much fun – it sounds like a party.”

On the other hand, even a big ‘80s love van was less noticeable than six flying children and their talking dog. So there you go.

Fang: “Let them blow up the world, and global-warm it, and pollute it. You and me and the others will be holed up somewhere, safe. We’ll come back out when they’re all gone, done playing their games of world domination."
Max: “That’s a great plan. Of course, by then we won’t be able to go outside because we’ll get fried by the lack of the ozone layer. We’ll be living at the bottom of the food chain because everything with flavor will be full of mercury or radiation or something! And there won’t be any TV or cable because all the people will be dead! So our only entertainment will be Gazzy singing the constipation song! And there won’t be amusement parks and museums and zoos and libraries and cute shoes! We’ll be like cavemen, trying to weave clothes out of plant fibers. We’ll have nothing! Nothing! All because you and the kids want to kick back in a La-Z-Boy during the most important time in history!”
Fang: “So maybe we should sign you up for a weaving class. Get a jump start on all those plant fibers.”
Max: "I HATE YOU!!"
Fang: "NO YOU DOOOOOON'T!!"
Voice: "You two are crazy about each other."

Max: "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks."

Iggy: "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!

Gazzy: "I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" (in Terminator accent - imitating ter Borcht)

ter Borcht: "Does anysing on you vork properly?"
Iggy: "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony."

Dr. Martinez: "Fang? Are you - like Max?"
Fang: "Nope. I'm the smart one."

Max had always teased that the flock had voted Fang "Most Likely To Become A Cult Leader".

ter Borcht: "Den you vill be exterminated..."
Max: "Ooh. If I had boots on, I'd be quaking in them."

Gazzy: "I have X-ray vision."

ter Borcht: "Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"
Nudge: "You mean, like, besides the wings?"
ter Borcht: "Yes. Besides de vings."
Nudge: "Hmm. Besides de vings. Um... I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!"
ter Borcht: "Hardly a special talent."
Nudge: "Yeah? Let's see you do it."
Gazzy: (imitating ter Borcht) "I vill now eat nine Snickers bars visout barfing."

ter Borcht: "You don't speak much, do you?"
Fang: ...

ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

Voice: "Maybe he does just want to talk."
Max: "Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings."

Max: "What was that all about?"
Iggy: (shrugs) "Big garage filled with big cars with big gas tanks."
Max: Whatever.

Jeb: "Nothing is as it seems, Max."
Max: "Is that what the aliens told you when you took off your tin foil hat?"

Maximum Ride: The Final Warning

Will contain spoilers!

Nudge:

Gazzy: "Look, the Pentagon! I've always wanted to see it!"
Iggy: "Me too!"
Max: "Yeah, you can touch it and feel that it's white."
Gazzy: "Dive bomb!"
Max: "No, Gazzy, don't! It's a government building! They're even more paranoid than we are!"

Max: Here's a freebie: Don't play poker with a kid who can read minds.

Fang: "Have you guys been playing in the toxic waste again? Been bitten by a radioactive spider? Struck by lightning? Drink a super-soldier serum?"

(after discovering that Fang can become invisible)
Gazzy: "I want to do it too!" (sitting mtionless)
Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."
Max:(muttering)"Appropriately enough"
Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)
Max: "No, you're visible."
Iggy: "Am not!"
Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?"

Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you."
Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy)
Max: (throws another pinecone at him)
Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!"
Max: "Glad you could join us."

Max just explained to the flock that she wants them to find three good things every day...
Total: "Um, well, no one tried to kill us today."
Max: "That's one."
Total: "We're all together."
Max: "Okay, two. You're doing good. Go on."
Total: "I don't have fleas."
Max: "Uh, yep, I guess that's true. That's a good thing."
Iggy: "I don't have fleas."
Gazzy: "Bet you do."

MAX: A Maximum Ride Novel

(Angel and Max talking about Fang)

Angel:

(Max staying in the house after she got shot in the wing and can't fly)

Gazzy:

(Max talking to John Abate about Dr.Martinez's kidnapping)

John: