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since: 01-19-09, id: 649778, Profile Updated: 04-04-09
country: United States
Author has written 4 stories for Humor, Love, General, and Horror.

"I became insane with long periods of horrible sanity"- Edgar Allan Poe

I'm a wee bit obsessed with vampires, so they'll crop up in my writing. I usually work with humor and horror, they come most naturally to me. My sense of humor is relatively twisted, and my "scary" stories have the occasional funny bit, so the two are pretty much interchangeable.

Quotes:

"Tis Better to have loved and lost than to have been hit by an 18 wheeler and dragged five miles"- Anon

"There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives."

"Of all the things I lost, I miss my mind the most."

"People say I must be a terrible person for the things I do, but I have the heart of a small girl- it's in a jar on my desk." - Silver

"Never is just 'reven' spelled backwards"- House

Stories to Come:

Hell: A place where everything is twisted, screwed up, and wrong; Welcome to Hell.

Tainted Innocence: Everyone has potential to be very, very strange, especially children, they just need a catalyst. When Aine Cairn and her brother visit the family of ther mothers old friend, she is that catalyst. Let five "interesting" kids be your guides to vampirism, lycanthropy, and more.

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1. Thanks for the Porridge reviews
You think you know the story of Goldilocks? Oh silly child, that's not how it goes. Here's the REAL version...
Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-12-09 - Published: 2-12-09
2. Game reviews
Games aren't always for children, and they're not always innocent.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Horror/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-31-09 - Published: 1-31-09
3. When Fire Meets Fire reviews
Is love innocent like air? Nurturing like water? Logical like earth? Or, is it passionate like fire? A poem of two people who favor the latter.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-22-09 - Published: 1-22-09
4. Confession reviews
Relationships are based off of honesty, and honesty can sometimes be a real biotch. Completely random, something my screwed up imagination worked out in like, 10 seconds. Vampire Humor.
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-22-09 - Published: 1-22-09
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