Gabriel Schwrbrg
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since: 01-20-09, id: 650019, Profile Updated: 01-27-10
country: USA
Author has written 3 stories for Manga, and General.

Important Note:, I'm going on Hiatus. If your reading WORST DAY EVER then I'm sorry, I'll update when I can. I've alway's been a slow updater, but there have been quick updates in the past simply because they were Pre-Written. SORRY!

~ABOUT ME~

Name: Gabriel (Complete B.S hun's. This is just a pen name)
Age:
Eighteen
Currently Listening to: Black Canvas (Imogen Heap) and Gonna Go Far Kid (the offspring)
Favorate Director: Tim Burton
Favorate Composer: Hans Zimmer
Favorate Movie: Major Payne
Favorate Actor(s): Johnny Depp, Elijah Wood, Alan Rickman
Intrests: History, Political Science, Business
Sports (Because you will more than likely find sports featured in some of my stories, and this is why): I play or have played Soccer, Tennis, Track, Color Guard (marching band), softball, and Bowling...
Favorate Book: The Virtu (Sarah Monette)
Favorate Book Character: Nathaniel: Leopard (The Anita Blake Series: Laurell K. Hamilton), or Mildmay: milly fox (The Virtu)

My personal Rants:
1. I KNOW you heard me perfectly so just answer the fcking question.
2. If I wanted to corrode my lungs with a cancerous stick of poison, I'd be smoking. Like you. So dont stand near me when you light up.
3. No pure stranger cares what you have to say, so simmer down and stop shouting your conversations and glancing around to see if we're paying attention.
4. Your facts are wrong, so quit arguing with me about it.
5. I dont Drink alchohol or do drugs either, so stop being shocked when you meet a student that's not a stoner or an alchoholic.
6. It's my equipment; if I carried it there, then I can carry it back. I'm not Helpless.
7. I'm actually involved in/with/part of what your talking about. Dont try to tell ME "how it is."

(If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.)

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be EASY.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I read books and have glasses so I MUST be KINKY.


1. It's a Family Thing! » reviews
"Love can be the most profound experience in your life. The sudden realization that you've found the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, the yearning to be next to them at all times, the jealousy..." full summary inside BoyXBoy. Yaoi.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-17-11 - Published: 5-16-11
2. Oh No! The King! » reviews
Serenth is a Knight determined for his king to be back on the throne, and to defeat the eminent Evil. Trinton is the mysterious ruler himself. Too Bad he's just a flirty man who doesn't see the gravity of the situation... complete summary inside.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-3-10 - Published: 12-30-09
3. The Worst Day Ever » reviews
Some people could be so lucky to go to school, make friends, and then graduate, but me and MY beautiful self obviously have to have it the hard way. Between my crush, the attractive, and RUDE, neighbor, and cruel pranks, what's a guy to do? M/M. Hiatus.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,241 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-24-09 - Published: 2-24-09