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Height: like 5’4
Brithday: February 15
wanna come over to MYSPACE and TWITTER my YAHOO til I GOOGLE all over your FACEBOOK?
Me & my girls don't turn heads. We break necks.
Did you just call me a bitch? Well, a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE Then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you get good grades and never actually study copy and paste to your profile.
If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile
If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so insanely dumb, paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you could, copy this into your profile.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to berry the body of the person that made you cry.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Can't catch me!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
Theres not an i in team-- but there is a u in suck
God made mudd, God made dirt, God made Guys, So chicks can flirt!!
If Drama was Beer...then schools would be wasted!!
“Like OMG, I can’t believe that loser” person 1
“I know, just look at her hair” person 2
“And her cloths” person 4
“Look how FAT she is, Ugh” person 5
Person 3 – ‘ That’s what my friends would say’ So she struts to the girl’s locker. Gives her the finger, and laughs with her friends. And the Boys well they Drool over person 1. You wanna know why? Because that shirt? Yeah it doesn't even qualify as a bra.
--POST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG!!--
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
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