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since: 01-27-09, id: 651148, Profile Updated: 11-13-09
country: United States
Author has written 7 stories for Romance, Humor, and Sci-Fi.

I want you to remember that no one ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.)

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. (So where did the gay people come from...)
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Why do people get married? Normally, in this ADVANCED day and age, we marry for love.


My favorite books. You've got to read these sometime soon.

1. Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins

2. Enter Three Witches by Caroline B. Cooney

3. Hero-Type by Barry Lyga

3. Naughts and Crosses by Malorie Blackman

4. The Market by J. M Steele

5. The Last Exit to Normal by Michael Harmon

6. Gifts and Voices by Ursula K. LeGuin

7. Dead Reckoning by Laurie Lawlor

8. Max by James Patterson

9. Un Lun Dun by China Mieville

10. Ironside and Valiant by Holly Black

11. Goose Girl, Enna Burning, River of Secrets, and Book of a Thousand Days by Shannon Hale

12. Trickster's Choice, Trickster's Queen, and Terrier by Tamora Pierce

13. Fairest by Gail Carson Levine

14. Heir Apparent by Vivian Vande Velde

15. Girl in a Cage and The Queen's Own Fool by Jane Yolen and Robert Harris


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1. Bashing Leatherheads » reviews
The first time I met him was at his funeral. He was a cocky asshole, and I was being a spiteful bitch. He was a spoiled rotten celebrity and I was a football jock fallen from grace. You know, like all love stories. m/m slash
Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,262 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-1-09
2. Reformation
She used to be a feminist, now she has to fight an extremist, an old friend. He used to be in the mafia, now he's stuck with her. It's weird, watching the villains achieve world domination and win. m/m slash femmeslash het
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-25-09 - Published: 11-25-09
3. Mayhem » reviews
Title will probably change--I always thought that if it happened, faculty would be the ones to sexually harass students, not the other way around. femmeslash
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 11-15-09
4. A House of Cards » reviews
I have two voices in my head and an inferiority complex. The only people I'll ever get are Lucinda, Smithy and Taylor. And, Kenly? She's like a whole other species. femmeslash
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,949 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-14-09 - Published: 10-28-09
5. Good Money » reviews
As far as I knew, it was a hate/hate relationship between the emo-punk and I, until I realized he was the answer to all the problems of a straight-ish guy working at a gay bar. m/m slash
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,964 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-1-09
6. Down Low
I wanted it to be a secret, but Francis wanted to shout it to the heavens. Guess who won. m/m slash-Inspired by my twin brother
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 11-1-09
7. Road Trip reviews
Slash. It was the stupid road trip's fault. And River, definately River's fault. Not his. Complete! One-shot.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-9-09 - Published: 5-9-09
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