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| MyNameIsDave |
Author has written 41 stories for Humor, Action, Song, and Sci-Fi. Hello, My name is Dave. You can listen to my songs here: The One Man Band (solo project) I Shout OUT to awesome people: -Hollis Winter-Summers: She will make you FALL on your floor crying or laughing, but you will SPRING up to read more! Works Possibly In Progress or in the brain cavity: -My Name is Jim - a fictional short story based loosely upon a dream my friend had about me Works that are REALLY in the brain cavity: -asjkdghsiughixkcjvijhxcklvjsuidfksjbnfjknc,mvnxkhos Welcome to Community College: Professor Parra: "Sometimes it's better to be non-smart." Professor Woodson: "What would you rather do? Go to college English class, or sit on your rump eating Cheetos till you're 300 pounds?" Dr. Shepko: "Right now, identify someone in the room as a sexual object." Professor Larsen: "If you bought the Government book, you probably should of came to class today and listened to me tell you, that, the guy who wrote that book is an utter moron, and to not buy the book." | |||||||
1. Shorts » reviewsDefinition: 1. Noun : Trousers that end at or above the knee. 2. A compilation of ideas or songs, in which, the author either has given up hope that the said ideas can be a full-length songs, or likes the said songs particularly small in length. New song: 'Feel'.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-5-13 - Published: 10-29-092. Sirens: The Album » reviewsListen to the "Sirens" album unfold. These lyrics and accompanying music can be heard via a link in my profile.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-18-123. Believe in Me reviews-Believe in Me- A song in an album I have started calling "Sirens". Click my profile and go listen to this song.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-22-12 - Complete4. I Am Broke reviewsTrue story, although some lines are exaggerated. This is a song; go listen to it.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-11 - Complete5. Welcome to Community College » reviewsDirect quotes from teachers of monumental proportions! This is community college.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-18-11 - Published: 2-2-106. Learn to Understand » reviewsLearn to Understand -Street Corners and Garden Hoes- -Take Me to Your Leader-. Songs about visions, queen bees, money, tattoos, spaceships, immigrants, cherries, the King of England, freeing an enslaved society of beautiful women, and more!Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-15-10 - Published: 3-11-09 - Complete7. Is It Better This Way? reviews-Is It Better This Way?- A told myself that it would be better, if I remain alone..Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-1-10 - Complete8. Red Lights reviews-Red Lights-. I can't move along, if I always keep stopping.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-30-10 - Complete9. Bitter reviews-Bitter Get Out of My Head -. Yeah, you are still in there, even though it hurts me everytime I think about you..Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-28-10 - Complete10. My Thoughts Wage War in My Head reviews-My Thoughts Wage War in My Head- Quite self-explanatory.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-10 - Complete11. Dream Stop Reality reviews-Dream. Stop. Reality.- "I can feel you in my dreams. I can feel you, I can." Listen to my songs. Oh yes, it's actually not just lyrics on a page.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-10 - Complete12. Clocks reviews-Clocks-. My love, I loved, I knew this so...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-4-10 - Complete13. Your Eyes reviews-Your Eyes- All you see is a cause for alarm.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-22-10 - Complete14. Thank You reviewsThank You. It means a lot, just to get to talk to you, once in awhile, even though sometimes I can't.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-2-10 - Complete15. VI reviews-VI- A six-part short story collection. In the end, will you take the road less traveled by? Can you look back, and not regret?Fiction: Sci-Fi - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-20-1016. In Love with the Daughter of the Devil reviewsIn Love with the Daughter of the Devil. Fictional story. Short. But it didn't want to go in "Shorts". Read it. Thank you.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-17-10 - Complete17. Money Looks Nice But It Ain't reviewsMoney Looks Nice, But It Ain't. The song title speaks for itself! Read it and don't weep.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-12-09 - Complete18. What If reviewsWhat If. It's a song. Read. Then listen click 'homepage' . Warning: Improvisation has occurred.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-09 - Complete19. 12Bar Blues reviews12-Bar Blues. A true blues song. Check it out, and go listen to it. Click the homepage.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-3-09 - Complete20. Disney Please Don't Sue Me reviewsDisney, Please Don't Sue Me -Be My Guest-. Fun fun, happy happy, fun, happy, fun, joy!Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete21. No More Love reviewsNo More Love. -self explanatory-Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete22. Bright Lights reviewsBright Lights -Dream Killer-. A song about some memories, that won't seem to go away. And some dreams, dashed in the process.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete23. The One Man Band : Power Hour! » reviewsThe One Man Band -solo project- : Power Hour!. Yes, this is the album! The legend begins...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 7-1-0924. Waking Up Beside You reviewsWaking Up Beside You. Tell me in the morning, When I wake up beside you. And everything will then feel all right...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-19-09 - Complete25. Absolution Tell Me Yellow Moon reviewsAbsolution / Tell Me / Yellow Moon. A compilation song. Searching for something you cannot find? Day and night, these thoughts torture your mind...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-10-09 - Complete26. How to Become a Dancing Sensation reviewsA quick, easy, and slightly harmful method on how to become a dancing phenomenon. No snacks will be served during the course of this discussion.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 3-26-09 - Complete27. 100 Things You Can Do Instead of Reading This reviewsFor all who are wondering.. stop wondering; start reading. I implore you. That means you must now read it. So you can plan your methods on how not to read it. Yes, that is a double negative. But, two negatives make a positive. Um, is this science or math?Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-0928. Just a Dream reviewsI see a girl, in my dreams, whom I've never seen. And she talks to me, like I've known her my whole life.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-09 - Complete29. Dust to Dust reviewsDust to Dust. We came from the dust in the ground, and so, we will return...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-19-09 - Complete30. Incomplete reviewsIncomplete. A song about me and that imaginary person. For 2 years, I thought it was somebody I knew. But now it's all up in the air. I'm just longing to be complete..Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-17-0931. Daisy reviewsDaisy -Young Love-. A song about young love. The innocent love between children, even when, they don't even know what they're doing; and it makes us go: "Awhhhhh.."Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-16-09 - Complete32. Sunset Gone reviewsOne last sunset, when the person who lights up your day, walks away..Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-2-09 - Complete33. How to Get Rid of Headaches reviewsA quick, easy, and slightly harmful method of losing headaches. No snacks will be served during the course of this discussion.Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-26-09 - Published: 1-31-09 - Complete34. Comanches reviewsComanches -Runnin' From Law-. A song about how merciless the Comanche Indians were in 1850s. Pretty intense...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-23-09 - Complete35. 2 AM reviews2 a.m., My brain is shutting down, And I'm still thinking of you...Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-19-09 - Complete36. My Heart Has Flat Lined reviewsShe knew. It's true.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-16-09 - Complete37. Floating Space Man reviewsFloating Space Man -Where Do I Belong-. A 'Major Tom' related song. Major Tom wants to go home. He has a chance.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-15-09 - Complete38. Perfection is Non Existent reviewsIt's true. I'm not perfection. And neither are you.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-12-09 - Complete39. Clever Rhetorical Excursions » reviewsA fancy title. There is nothing fancy about it. Songs. Like them. Hate them. Yet, feel inspired.Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-9-0940. Necessary Condition » reviewsA lie that satisfies the lie of another. One man searches for truth in a case that brings him neck deep in a gang of drug runners. A story about love, crime and money.Fiction: Action - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-0941. The Buttress of Windsor » reviewsWhilst singing, Tenacious D once referred to a book entitled "The Buttress of Windsor" before Jables 'thinks about a couple things to say to you'. This is that story. (5,000 total views. What makes you click this link? Buttress? or Tenacious D? This story is no longer a humor story, more like a psychological work on FictionPress readers.)Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-1-09
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