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Author has written 27 stories for Humor, Action, and Song. Hello, If you have not gathered by now, I am dave. I'm not real big on PEN names. I got a name already. And honestly, I don't want to be anyone else. I don't want a secret identity. You want to know who I am? I am Dave. Also, it is statistically shown that more stalkers, go after women. Being that most are men. More accurately, old men with no life. And so I am not scared. But there are some odd people out there. So if you want to stalk me, go ahead. But let me warn you, I like weapons. :) MSN: outlawdave12@hotmail.com My homepage is my music site on PureVolume. I do not own or endorse that website. Thought I might clear that up. I try to put more music on there as I move along, writing my lyrics. It's nice to know what the song you're reading sounds like, right? Keep reading for: MORE INFORMATION!! Look belows! I have been a member of this site since Sept. 02'. That is a long, long ol' time. Yah. Random facts (upon which I don't mind telling people I do not know): 1: I'm a dude. You might have came up with this conclusion long ago. But I will just set the record straight. Some might think that 'dave' is a girl's name. Those same few, actually think pigs fly. 2: I love. Yeah, but some might say, "You're a dude, dude!". Eh, whatever. I am not bent. I'm perfectly straight. Not saying being a crooked person is bad. It's not what I want to do (be)...ever. 3: I live in Texas. Oh crap, I'm narrowing it down for the stalkers. Texas is nice. It's hotter than normal, which means t-shirt and shorts; and in the Winter it's cold enough to put more layers of clothing on. 4. I carry a machete in my car. Don't worry. I've read over the state law regarding "Illegal Weapons". I'm perfectly legal. This is in case of the stalkers. They'll now know where to look first. I just won't tell them where the cache is! Mowahaha? 5. I must play a guitar once a day. If not, bad things will happen. You should probably hide. Not in a corner. That's the worst place to hide! Stories Posted: How to Get Rid of Headaches - A brief introduction of my writing. Also, it describes, in detail, how to lose headaches. Also, also how to overthrow Soviet Russia. But that has already happen. And I quote, "You snooze," hence "you lose." - The Buttress of Windsor - A story purely created out of boredom and the love for Tenacious D. In Tenacious D's song "Double Team", a book is referenced entitled "The Buttress of Windsor", before JB 'thinks about couple things to say to you' and comes out naked with KG out of the side-hatch. This is that story. ( Has nothing to do with Tenacious D, nor do I own them or will make profit off of this! ) Work in Progress: The True Meaning of Life - A Descartes method on what the true meaning of life (could be?, should be?, couldn't be?) IS. Don't be mad if I turn out to be the the leader of the world. - !!ABANDONMENT OF STORY INEVITABLE!! Necessary Condition - DEFINITION: A lie that satisfies the lie of another. (Cop Drama). Mike Jennings' world turns upside down when he tries to take down the Colombo drug runners. ( A story about crime, love, and money ) - !!CAN'T FIND A WAY TO SUCESSFULLY GET TO THE END!! The "How To:" Series - More random nonsense. Quick, easy, and slightly harmful methods on : "How to Get Rid of Headaches" (posted), "How to Become a Dancing Sensation" (writing), and "How to Get Rid of Annoying People" (in the works). I believe I'm going to write one that consist of multiple chapters and methods called, "How to Stop Being Bored" or called "How to Get Rid of Boredom". !!I'll write How To Get Rid of Boredom of anyone wants me to!! I also enjoy writing song lyrics. I do play guitar. I have 1 electric Strat and 2 bare acoustics (and one hand crafted, oak guitar, created by MYSELF). I rock out in my garage. Garage does not look like it should be an English word. It looks like something a baby accidentally said instead of "mama" or "papa". Yes, it's one sophisticated baby. I challenge everyone who reads this : You need to write a humor song. Yes, you need to write a song that has no plot reason, that makes people laugh, and lifts the spirit of people's day! I click the FP homepage, go to Song, and all, just all of the songs are sad, and make me want to cry, but I won't because like I mentioned earlier, "I still am a dude". Sad songs ain't bad. But, it's gloomy, and their should be some happy spirits out there! You probably have over 100 songs, so you can't just write one humor song? You challenge me!! : Basically, now you're saying, "You should write humor songs then, since you're so 'high-and-mighty' about it then!." Ok!! I will. Just give me an idea, and I'll write about it! I told my friend that I wanted an idea for a song, and I said it could be anything, and she said "Kumquat", like the fruit. Lo-and-behold! I wrote about kumquats. I think I might post it. So tell me! And I will write it! THE ONE MAN BAND (solo project): 7/2 : Work has progressed on the "Power Hour!" album. I have uploaded one song onto FictionPress. I have written some songs, and have recorded a few. I have the list of what will become the "Power Hour!" album, (although this is not final) : 1. Live to Rock ( Rock to Live ) 5/31 : So I have decided to go back to my roots of classic rockin' music with hardcore riffs. I want to make a somewhat full-length album entitled "Power Hour!". Some songs and ideas have already been written! Including: "Power Hour", "Rolling Thunder", "Front Door", "Baby, You Explode My Mind", and more!! So keep checkin' back, those few of you who actually care!! ALSO: My soul is slightly angered at the fact that no one knows who "Major Tom" is!! Maybe it's because this site is full of tweenagers who only listen to pop, and that I need to get a life..lol..I think that how this site goes, you find it when you're a tween, you use it when you're a tween, and then you grow up...but some of us, just stick around...hahah...we need self-gratification! YES! At least one person has heard of "Major Tom"!! The count is at : 2 Right Now - LISTENING TO: "SPACE ODDITY" by David Bowie -- Why don't you look it up, eh?!\ As Well As - "One Nation Under a Groove" by Funkadelic | |||||||||||
1. Shorts » reviewsDefinition: 1. Noun : Trousers that end at or above the knee. 2. A compilation of ideas or songs, in which, the author either has given up hope that the said ideas can be a full-length songs, or likes the said songs particularly small in length.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 10-29-092. Money Looks Nice But It Ain't reviewsMoney Looks Nice, But It Ain't. The song title speaks for itself! Read it and don't weep.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 10-12-093. What If reviewsWhat If. It's a song. Read. Then listen click 'homepage' . Warning: Improvisation has occurred.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-19-09 - Published: 9-19-094. 12Bar Blues reviews12-Bar Blues. A true blues song. Check it out, and go listen to it. Click the homepage.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-3-09 - Published: 9-3-095. Disney Please Don't Sue Me reviewsDisney, Please Don't Sue Me -Be My Guest-. Fun fun, happy happy, fun, happy, fun, joy!Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-16-09 - Published: 8-16-096. No More Love reviewsNo More Love. -self explanatory-Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 8-12-097. Bright Lights reviewsBright Lights -Dream Killer-. A song about some memories, that won't seem to go away. And some dreams, dashed in the process.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-12-09 - Published: 8-12-098. The One Man Band : Power Hour! » reviewsThe One Man Band -solo project- : Power Hour!. Yes, this is the album! The legend begins...Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-9-09 - Published: 7-1-099. Waking Up Beside You reviewsWaking Up Beside You. Tell me in the morning, When I wake up beside you. And everything will then feel all right...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-19-09 - Published: 5-19-0910. Absolution Tell Me Yellow Moon reviewsAbsolution / Tell Me / Yellow Moon. A compilation song. Searching for something you cannot find? Day and night, these thoughts torture your mind...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 5-10-0911. How to Become a Dancing Sensation reviewsA quick, easy, and slightly harmful method on how to become a dancing phenomenon. No snacks will be served during the course of this discussion.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 3-26-0912. 100Things You Can Do Instead of Reading This Story reviews100Things. Yeah, the title is missing a space. You get the general message, right? Hopefully. Now you must read it. So you can plan your methods on how not to read it. Yes, that is a double negative. But, two negatives make a positive. Boo-yah? Almost...Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 4-25-0913. Just a Dream reviewsI see a girl, in my dreams, whom I've never seen. And she talks to me, like I've known her my whole life.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-20-09 - Published: 4-20-0914. Dust to Dust reviewsDust to Dust. We came from the dust in the ground, and so, we will return...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 4-19-0915. Incomplete reviewsIncomplete. A song about me and that imaginary person. For 2 years, I thought it was somebody I knew. But now it's all up in the air. I'm just longing to be complete..Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-17-09 - Published: 4-17-0916. Daisy reviewsDaisy -Young Love-. A song about young love. The innocent love between children, even when, they don't even know what they're doing; and it makes us go: "Awhhhhh.."Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-16-09 - Published: 4-16-0917. Sunset Gone reviewsOne last sunset, when the person who lights up your day, walks away..Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-2-09 - Published: 4-2-0918. How to Get Rid of Headaches reviewsA quick, easy, and slightly harmful method of losing headaches. No snacks will be served during the course of this discussion.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-26-09 - Published: 1-31-0919. Comanches reviewsComanches -Runnin' From Law-. A song about how merciless the Comanche Indians were in 1850s. Pretty intense...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-23-09 - Published: 3-23-0920. 2 AM reviews2 a.m., My brain is shutting down, And I'm still thinking of you...Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-19-09 - Published: 3-19-0921. My Heart Has Flat Lined reviewsShe knew. It's true.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-16-09 - Published: 3-16-0922. Floating Space Man reviewsFloating Space Man -Where Do I Belong-. A 'Major Tom' related song. Major Tom wants to go home. He has a chance.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 3-15-0923. Perfection is Non Existent reviewsIt's true. I'm not perfection. And neither are you.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 3-12-0924. Learn to Understand reviewsLearn to Understand -Street Corners and Garden Hoes- . A song about learning, visions, money, tattoos, immigrants, cherries, the King of England, and more. And odd song. You would never know, but it does have flow.Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-11-09 - Published: 3-11-0925. Clever Rhetorical Excursions » reviewsA fancy title. There is nothing fancy about it. Songs. Like them. Hate them. Yet, feel inspired.Song - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 11 - Words: 2,695 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-9-09 - Published: 3-9-0926. Necessary Condition »A lie that satisfies the lie of another. One man searches for truth in a case that brings him neck deep in a gang of drug runners. A story about love, crime and money.Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 3-2-0927. The Buttress of Windsor »Whilst singing, Tenacious D once referred to a book entitled "The Buttress of Windsor" before Jables 'thinks about a couple things to say to you'. This is that story.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-1-09 - Published: 2-1-09
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