I want to write something on my profile... I'm just not sure what to write. I don't want to follow the trend and copy-paste those survey things and write clever little responses to each question. That would make me a communist. I'm certainly not a communist. I knew one once. I hated him because he was crazy and disliked pink. Only a communist dislikes pink. I don't know where I'm going with this... Oh, I guess I should say something about my style of writing? It's kind of lame and dull and shitty. But I like writing anyway, as long as you lie and say what I've written is good. Then, I will like you. If you say it's shitty, I'll say you're shitty, and then I'll proceed to hunt you down and slice your testicles off. If you're a female (first, I'll hiss at you) and then I'll spike you. But if you're nice, I'll appreciate it dearly.

I like writing funny things. I like crazy characters. I like character development. I also like fantasy shit. And angst. I adore angst. Currently, I have one completed comedy type romance thing, one unfinished fantasy story, and one angst riddled insane-ish story in progress. Oh, and they're all gay. But not annoyingly so (meaning, not everyone in my stories are gay... because that would be retarded and totally not plausible). And then there's that other story. It's not gay at all. But I doubt anyone cares about that one.

Feel free to pm me if you... want. If you ask kindly, I'll give you my MSN address and talk to you. If you want.

And if you have any super amazing spectacular-iffic stories you want to share, pm me. I'll write a comment for every chapter you update. And because I'm not a horrid person, I won't criticize you to tears.

You know what's really incredible? It took me ten minutes to write this.