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Phoebe Melinda Halliwell
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since: 02-05-09, id: 652696, Profile Updated: 04-16-09
country: United States
Author has written 36 stories for Life, Family, Love, General, Romance, and Friendship.

Fanfiction.net account: Piper Chris Melinda Halliwell

Age: 21

Birth date: 11-18-87


I have a fanfiction account link posted above. I'll probably use that account more than this.

All fiction "preferences" my (well, Charmed ones anyway) are posted on that site.


I've wanted to use this penname forever, but just couldn't change my links on other people! Now I can use it! Hehe!

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I’m not supposed to love you,
I’m not supposed to care,
I’m not supposed to live my life,
Wishing you were there,
I’m not supposed to wonder
Where you are or what you do,
I’m sorry, I can’t help myself,
Cause I’m in love with you.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (true,true)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a jerk.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be not be a virgin.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slut.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking slut.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be freak.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slut.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small you know what.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling freak.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my body.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a slut myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend for a hotter girl.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser(i think it's the other way around)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST have no life and friends.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER/emo, so I MUST be a CUTTER/emo too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
i'm older so i must not be with the times

Don’t listen to STEREOTYPE

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1. I'll Take Care of It reviews
It’s not fair, is it? No one should have to feel this way: worthless, like nobody gives a damn. Lay it in my hands. Please R&R!
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-30-10 - Published: 1-30-10
2. My Aphrodite—My Goddess reviews
You’re not mythical, not by any means. You’re too real to be broken. Aphrodite, the Keeper of my Heart, looks nothing like yours. Please read & review!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-27-10 - Published: 1-27-10
3. Night and Day reviews
“I know this isn’t real. Being this way with you. It’s impossible. But I can’t help my dreams. They always take me to you.” “But you’re dreams are what keep you safe. Why are they bad?” Two-shot. R&R
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-25-10 - Published: 1-25-10
4. Shiny Metal Object reviews
Sever the thread. "It’s not worth it, Sweetie. Come to me. Rest in my arms. I’m here." Make something of yourself and defy all who say otherwise. "You’re bleeding, here let me help." Please R & R!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-5-10 - Published: 1-5-10
5. Anything for You reviews
One glance led to a single caress, next thing I knew, here we were – in each other’s arms, becoming aroused by a simple touch, a kiss, a moan. Please R&R!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-20-09 - Published: 12-20-09
6. Cool Tile reviews
Now the only thing she can do is take comfort as the cool tile caresses her shaking, sobbing form.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-12-09 - Published: 12-12-09
7. Damp Grass reviews
Work-in-progress. She fell to the ground wet and sobbing. She would forever ponder the question: “Would you ever love me?”
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-9-09 - Published: 12-9-09
8. I’m Just another Fan… reviews
I don’t deserve a chance. I have a choice, but I’m better off being happy than jealous for the rest of my days.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 11-28-09
9. Claim to No One Special reviews
You claim, in this world, you’re no one special, but my Love, you’re special in every meaning of the word to me.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-28-09 - Published: 11-28-09
10. Comfort reviews
Wrap me up in your arms for tonight because tonight, my Love, my walls are crumbling and I feel weaker than ever… Please R&R!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 11-21-09
11. A Nightmare that will Never Cease reviews
He’s eyeing me like a predator which makes me uneasy. He steps forward. On instinct, I take two steps back. It’s now I realize I’m completely vulnerable to his eyes – without a stitch of clothing. I shiver from fear.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 11-11-09
12. Protect Me » reviews
You don't know me, but you protect me more than you'll ever know. A series of poems...Rated T-M
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 11-3-09
13. Simmers to Calm my Nerves reviews
Fire begins to simmer within the bones you’re holding. It travels upward, quickly burning a flame which engulfs my insides with a warm comfort. Please R & R!
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-9-09 - Published: 11-9-09
14. Pull Me Under, Take Me Out reviews
Earth Angel, are you here to pull me out or make my demise more pleasurable?
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 11-6-09
15. Black Laced Bra reviews
I love your black-laced bra and panty combo, my Love. It suites you.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 11-1-09
16. A Kiss from the Devil’s Wife reviews
I came to see you as a favor to your mother, Demeter. She wanted to know if you needed anything, though I hardly think what your eyes ask of me qualifies. I walk toward your throne made of rotted corpses and extend my hand to take you away from this Hell.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-1-09 - Published: 11-1-09
17. Snake Bite reviews
That was when you bit me – infected me with your venom.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-31-09 - Published: 10-31-09
18. Cold Fire Touch reviews
I stand outside in the pouring rain and I can't believe you're inside without me. I don't know why I'm out here, but it must be some sort of punishment? What did I do? Rated for nudity and implied themes.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 10-23-09
19. Broken and Mended » reviews
You broke me. I never thought I could really get over you, but I can. And my dreams, they're proof. Two-shot Rated T
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 10-17-09
20. Ashen Covered Kiss » reviews
My blood is turning to ice in my veins, I shiver.You hold me closer, desperately trying to keep us both warm – delaying the unavoidable event. I realize you’re lying next to me, but still my body shakes with fear. It wakes you. You kiss my shoulder.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-17-09 - Published: 10-15-09
21. Fire in Your Eyes reviews
Cry till you’re so tired you fall asleep of exhaustion. When you wake, I’ll be right here, waiting patiently with a tender ear.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 10-11-09
22. It's Part of Life reviews
I open my eyes. I see darkness. I can’t see...Then you walk towards me. Darkness dissipates. Behind you, the sun is at its brightest.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 10-11-09
23. Leave Me Breathing reviews
You left me breathing, so by my definition, I’m able to live and love again.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-10-09 - Published: 10-10-09
24. Strange Religion reviews
But seriously, what’s your type of religion called? I may have to look them up one day... Rated for adult language and suggestive themes.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 10-4-09
25. Take Away reviews
I have but one question: will you be all this for me? Rated for minor suggestive content.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-27-09 - Published: 9-27-09
26. I Dare You to Love Me reviews
A story of kinky femslash, sexual one-shots with an occasional reference to one another. Will alternate between pure passion and tragedy/passion. Please read and review! I'd love to hear your thoughts on it!
Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-21-09 - Published: 9-21-09
27. Powerful Words reviews
My first poetry collection. It's based on quotes. Some I don't know the original speakers of. Please R&R! Rated T-M
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-3-09 - Published: 9-3-09
28. For the Love of You reviews
I just wish I could tell you...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-17-09 - Published: 8-17-09
29. Lay Beside Me reviews
Tonight, my dear, all I need is you. Beta read by: Isca!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 8-13-09
30. Just for Tonight reviews
I don’t care if it takes all night. I just want to play dirty. Just for tonight. Rated M
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-4-09 - Published: 8-4-09
31. Just You reviews
There's always a first for everything... Warning:F/F
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
32. Angel Kisses reviews
A kiss with meaning... Please read & review.
Love - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-11-09 - Published: 7-11-09
33. Betrayed by my Own Heart reviews
About my first shattered relationship and my heart's betrayal for remembering it... Beta read/edited by Raven Tiger
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-28-09 - Published: 6-28-09
34. If Only my Dreams were Real » reviews
Does the heart have the ability to influence dreams? Edited in chap. 2
Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-19-09 - Published: 4-15-09
35. Never Alone reviews
A poem dedicated to my grandmother who passed away on January 31, 2005. Please read and review!
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-15-09 - Published: 2-15-09
36. Life's Desires reviews
Ah, the desire's of a student! What a life!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 2-7-09
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