Mah pic: is it me? is it not me? is it someone else entirely? you take a guess, i don't care. just don't start stalking me cause it's soooo pretty!!(that was a JOKE, i know it aint very good, but hey, better than the others...)

Friends/family on FP(from real life): Sosolucky, Breaking-freeO.o, Soft Voiced, Cloudy Claudia, Jerenda, Shatteredk-3, minda-chan and kay-chan(one profile with two peoples on it) and that's all for now i do believe...

Hobbies: Reading, writing, typing, FP, FF, running, more reading, more typing, being with my friends, drawing, drawing some mores

like: MISTI

Dislikes: Annoying people, people who are annoying,(unless that person is me! lol, I'm just being hypocritical currently) REALLY short chapters that the authors call pretty long,(oh please, they're anything BUT long!) stories with a random plot line when it's obvious they're supposed to have a nice solid plot line, characters based off the author themselves(mainly names, I mean, how narcissistic can you get?), and I could list off a bunch more but I think the list would get too long...

Mission in life: don't really have one but if I did it would probably be something like: 'Become a crazy-old-cat-lady-potato-farmer!'

Motto: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it!

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that's it for now!

-the bug is out!!

Quotes I like down below!!

If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me. ~Author Unknown

The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch with, never saying a word, and walk away feeling like that was the best conversation you've had. ~Author Unknown

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. ~Lois Wyse

Nothing is so fatiguing as the eternal hanging on of an uncompleted task. ~William James

If it weren't for the last minute, I wouldn't get anything done. ~Author Unknown

The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow. ~Author Unknown

If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it. ~Olin Miller

Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and poop it out solved. ~Author Unknown

Chuck Norris has been dead for a while, but the grim reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. ~Author Unknown

Section just for Juliet and Paris!:

Juliet: Hurry and update your story and put up the poem that you meant to!! Love you!

Paris: still waiting for you to get a profile!! Love you!

PURPLE LLAMAS!

GREEN LLAMAS!

ORANGE BANNANNAS!

I THINK I SPELLED THE FRUIT WRONG!!

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

WHO THE HECK CARES?!

yeah, I know, a lot of people do...but what the heck?! It's my friggin' profile so I couldn't care less!

If you have complaints then review my stories!!

Lol, yes, that was indeed a trap to get people to check our my stories!!

A sad attempt if I might say so myself...see ya...

Paris was here!

I got on your profile with you looking over my shoulder, hahahaha!!

Have fun writing !!

You are my life and I still love you. (our inside joke)

I r l33t r0x0r I pwn u n00b!! w00t w00t!! (that was a kid named Adrian who plays magic the gathering)(not that you needed to know!lol)

yeah..sooo those were just two of the strange people who i see at school every day...yeah..i'm doing this in a math teacher's classroom...mr. mack is the awesome!

NOW FOR THE RANDOM STUFF! continue on:

Men. . .
...are dumb, throw rocks at them.
...are like a box of chocolates...You never know which one has nuts.(my personal fav.)
...are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
...are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
...are not pigs. Pigs are cute, considerate, and caring.
...suck...espesially on days that end with a "y"
10 things good about men:1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10.Tell me when you think of one..while you think I'll nap...

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

"When all else fails blow shit up."

Dulce et decorum est, pro patria mori. It is sweet and becoming to die for one's country.

Sorry I am being Chased by 6 Penguins and they seem to want my ButterFinger but damnit they can't have it. So I will be back after I have run them over with my Barbie Car.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

I'm knocking on heavens door..

voice in back round" Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!!

me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...

I'm doing something really important right now. I'm spinning in my computer chair, be with you when I can see straight again..."PLease stop the room from spinning, I'd like to get off."

I'm bartending at an AA meeting.

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

Don't Worry!, I don't know where I am either.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

A day without sunshine is like... night.

You has just recieved the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I would be at the bottom to catch them.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

If corn oil is made from corn, where do we get baby oil from?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

Okay, i had to post this, when i read it on a ff bio i seriously started to cry, as i type this i'm staring at the screen through tear blurred eyes.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

if you read that, and didn't cry. you are a cold hearted, cruel, cruel person. now excuse me while i go cry my heat out...

If I haven't been around for a while here are 10 good reasons(at least better than the: I've been super busy excuse)

1. The hedgehogs finally abducted the sprinklers and I'm currently on a quest in the lands of Hyatii to save the watery little buggers.

2. My stuffed animals turned real and I've been having to work around the clock just to get enough money to pay for their food and bedding(i have some pretty exotic stuffed animals, like an armadillo!)

3. The fires that occur every year here in this god forsakenly hot place finally just consumed my house in a firey inferno and melted my laptop...that's an awful prospect...

4. I'm sleeping

5. I found a life

6. Guinea pig hunting with a friend(looking for one as a pet, Breaking_freeO.o does not enjoy killing the varmints...haven't yet succeeded in convincing her...darn)

7. I'm in a neighborhood grocery store drinking tons of hazel/vanilla coffee

8. My sadistic U.S. History teacher gave me three projects at once to work on and I'm walking the dog to escape it...

9. I was teleported to Hyatii and am currently chatting up a storm with Whisperer on the subject of Polar ever falling in love(we've almost come to the conclusion that Polar is some strange creature and can seperate into two beings, one a male and one a female...eck)

10. I just recently found out that I can talk to ferrets and that my name is Stefi, so I have to go save the land of ferrets!(Disclaimer: I do not own Final Ferretsy, Minoan Ferret does. I apologize if I severly injured anyone's feelings...though I would have to be told why and how...)

WARNING: because of school i won't be able to post as frequently as i would have liked. i apologize in advance!! SORRY!! please don't murder me in my sleep!!

hehe, I just thought up a kind of perverted but funy joke with a friend yesterday: you know how some people are like 'I'm straight as a nail!'? Well, you know, nails can be bent, you just have to hammer them hard enough. (meheheh)