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since: 02-10-09, id: 653451, Profile Updated: 10-19-09
country: United States
Author has written 8 stories for General, Mystery, Sci-Fi, Supernatural, and Horror.

Plagiarize:v-To use and pass off (the ideas or writings of another) as one's own. People don't realize that not only is it plagiarizing when they use other's work word by word and pass it off as their own, but also when they use their ideas, or characters. If you see a song, and that song has two lines you like, you cannot just take them and incorperate them with your own song. Not without giving the author credit. People don't realize that authors' characters are their own. They don't want them twisted in a way that they don't twist them in. They do not want people to use them for their own benefits, even if they don't plan on publishing them. Go up against plagiarizing.

Name: Call me by my pen name, nothing else really matters

Gender: What's that have to do with writing?

Favorite pasttimes: well, reading and writing obviously. Does anything else really matter?

Also, some of my stories have been deleted from the website until further notice. I probably will be putting them back up, but only after I've finished them and my other stories. I'm sorry if you enjoyed them, but they will be put back up eventually.

Now we're through introductions, I'd like to say something about my stories... Please comment. I'll answer your questions and I don't mind people thinking my writing sucks (I think my writing sucks). I'm not forcing you to read my stories, though, so if I see the same person commenting on all of them over and over, telling me they suck and I shouldn't write anymore, I will ignore them (I might add that I have a short temper, and my friends can attest to that). I write for pure fun. Nothing more or less. Don't bother reading what you don't like.

DON'T FORGET TO GIVE FEEDBACK!!

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and tha'ts how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.(Just a little i'm not fat)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. (Me: I'm legal thank you very much!)
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a prob lem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (Cute chibi Yaoi)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED(wtf)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (I am a kid :) )
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionistI'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Good! There's more...

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (Both actually.)

If you have ever walked into a pole copy and paste this into your profile

If your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile

MUSIC MOVIE:
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.
6. DON'T LIE GEEZ.

Opening Credits:
Mordred's Lulaby- Heather Dale

Birth:
Atreyu- Can't happen here

First day at school:
Don't laugh- Atreyu

Falling in Love:
Scars- Papa Roach

Fight Song:
Texas is South- The Devil Wears Prada

Breaking Up:
Avril Lavigne- One of those Girls

Prom:
Paramore- Riot

Life:
You already know you're a gonner- In fear and Faith

Mental Breakdown:
The Latest Plague- From first to last

Driving:
Falling Down- Atreyu

Flashback:
Ability to create a war- a skylit drive

Wedding:
I don't have to try- Avril Lavigne

Birth Of Child:
The Best damn thing- Avril Lavigne

INTERMISSION

Final Battle:
Glimpse- Greeley Estates

Death Scene:
Lips Like Morphine- Kill Hannah

Funeral:
Kill all your friends- My chemical romance

End Credits:
Panic at the Disco- Camisado

Here's a peom put bring you awareness of what is happening in the world:

My name is Chris.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't do a wrong

I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He's already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Chris

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me.

If you think child abuse is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

80 of young teenage girls think Zac Effron is HOT, if your one of the 18 who shake their heads sadly and dismissivley, paste this into your profile. if your one of the 2 who nearly puke when you hear the words Zac Efron or High School Musical paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: DaichiKun, Armageddon_rider, KittyKLL, Musiclover101twilight411,

People tell me i'm on crack, i tell them to shut up or i'm going back to hogwarts.

Sexy feet. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, Kyo Rox My Sox, Kyki the Late Night Writer, Princess-Goth, KittyKLL, Musiclover101twilight411,

CORN MUFFINS!. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others..

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!)

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (Me: Poke.)

if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (wait...)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived! (COOL!)

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, cursed, or both.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia.

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good...(I thought I was dead)

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'

A day without sunshine is...night.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?(ME MYSELF AND MY BOOKS!)

You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch. (SKITTLES!)

All the good ones are either gay, married, taken, or fictional characters in books or movies.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (BANG! It don't work =p)

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" or "Dang, we screwed up."
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

There is no "I" in team but I do all the work anyways cause the others are too lazy...

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER

I have the cape I make the whoosh noises.

When i walk past an automatic door and it opens for me, i worry that if i dont go through it, i might hurt its feelings.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his PURSE.

Me and the gummi bears have a plot to rule the world...but Shhh...its a secret

Don't follow in my footsteps...i run into walls.

My friends are the kind that if my house was burning down...they would be making SMORES and hitting on the FIREMEN.

My friends are also the kind that spend hours trying to dround a fish.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME!!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

- If you could read that, put it in your profile -

theres a blond a brunett and a red head

there stuck on an island when they find a lamp

they rub it and genie comes out

he say you get three wishes

the brunett auotmactically says i wish i was home

PUFF!

she gone next the red head says

i wish i was in Hollywood

PUFF! shes gone.

only the blond is left. she thinks and thinks.

then she finally says i wish i my friends back!

Admitting you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. I admit i'm weird!

95 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave. He grabbed her arm and said, 'You're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want you, I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die'

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

The statistics on insanity are that 1 out of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

"You cry I cry,You laugh I laugh,You jump off a cliff I laugh harder"

My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

When all else fails, blow shit up.

A good friend picks you up when you fall. A best friend picks you up and then trips you again.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell saying, "We fucked up, huh?"

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. (Ain't that the truth! -sigh- Edward Cullen...)

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking so good either.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

I believe "die bitch" conveys my feelings properly.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. How do you feel now?

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now...

Sticks and stones are hard on bones, aimed with angry art. Words can sting like anything, but it's silence that breaks hearts.

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why is it when we're talking to God, we're praying, but whenever God talks to us, we're crazy?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! I'm weird and PROUD of it!

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.~

The difference between a good friend and a best friend...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbie?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, fucker, run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friendhas never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe, plus they're really yummy candies. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile.

If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

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1. Midnight Tiger » reviews
Elizabeth thinks she is normal. Her family is normal, her life is all together normal. But Jacob tells her secrets that make her question everything normal in life. How could those orange orbs lie? What if normal is TOO safe?
Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,095 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-17-09 - Published: 9-29-09
2. Temerarious Decisions » reviews
We had no control of our choices. This was our fate. We were destined to go through with it. But some of us didn’t. We didn’t abide the common rule, didn’t care about the judgment made. We lived our life how we wanted to, and nothing could stop us.
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-29-09 - Published: 9-1-09
3. Spider Webs and Hospital Beds reviews
Well, you'll just have to find out. One shot; can't really explain it. Not that bad, just a little creepy.
Complete - Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-29-09 - Published: 9-29-09
4. My Dreams, His Laughter » reviews
She was a dreamer, he wasn't her happy ending. Not the usual type of love story. Not a love story at all, really. Have fun.
Complete - Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,931 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-14-09 - Published: 7-26-09
5. The Simplest Torture reviews
Another Quicky I wrote. This one I'm not going to continue for sure. I just had it in my head and it needed out... please enjoy and comment! On the part that says '...green eyed girl sat in a corner...' it's supposed to say '...green eyed girl that sat...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 7-31-09
6. The Murder » reviews
Just something random... no point, enjoy.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Crime/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 7-24-09
7. A New Shade of Grey reviews
Noemi and Neil are brother and sister, and have been through tough times together. Just a short story about one of those times.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 7-24-09
8. Death Before Life reviews
In the Unaturals, Ilan has brought up a few questions. In this story I try to answer them as well as any remaining questions people may or may not have. He does have a messed up childhood, before you read. I'll put the Unaturals back up if possible.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-3-09 - Published: 5-3-09
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