My name is Jeff, and I'm a 20 year old Caucasian male standing about six feet tall and weighing approximately 130 pounds, with brown hair and blue eyes. I'm also sing- Wrong site. I apologize.

In more interesting life details, I've been an Army Brat all my life, and have travelled the world and seen all kinds of cool things. Discounting places I've visited, I've lived all over the United States - Hawaii, Colorado, Louisiana, Kansas, Michigan - and have spent extensive time in Germany, where I was born, where my sister is born, and where I returned later in life with my family for another three years.

I currently reside in Kansas, where I completed high-school and made my initial attempts at a college education. Those failing, I recently decided to join the United States Air Force. I am set to leave for Basic Training in late May, and when that is completed I will begin studying for a military career as a Geophysicist. I wish I could tell you what that entails, but I'm not quite there yet. For anyone interested, the EDPT is a damn hard test. The ASVAB is not.

As a writer, my goal is to shine a light into the darker corners of life itself. That which is dark is not always sinister or depraved, but sometimes things we don't think about - like the cup of coffee you drink every morning - or things we haven't explored as a society. I believe there are still things we haven't discovered, mysteries we haven't solved, and questions we don't even know to ask.

Apart from being a writer I consider myself an amateur at a lot of things -

I'm an amateur musican, artist, and actor. These are things I think I'll always enjoy, but never become truly great at. I can live with that.

My hobbies include reading, playing video games and doing Logic Puzzles. I have approximately an eighty-five percent solve rate. I'm usually right, but every once in a while I do make an incorrect deduction.

I invite critiques on my work as harsh as you care to get. I can never make every-one enjoy my work, but by seeing what people really think, I hope to improve to a point where a large amount of people respect it.

THOUGHTS

- If you leave a review for me, I'll try to return the favor. I don't make promises, and more in-depth and attentive your review is, the better chance I'll get back to you. I don't -expect- the same courtesy in return, but it would be nice. Getting everyone's names out there is beneficial to all of us. Cross-promoting and all, y'know?

- I don't read or write slash. Sorry 'bout that. When I'm With You. . . was a freakish fluke on my part. I highly doubt I'll ever write anything quite like it again, and I don't enjoy reading that stuff either.

NEWS

2 MAY 2009: You may have noticed that The Florist's Studio has gone without update for a while. I have't quit, but Chapter 3 is giving me some hassle. I'll try to lure everyone back into my trap with new material over the next few days.