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Author has written 6 stories for Romance, Fantasy, Humor, Life, Young Adult, and Humor. Heyy, my name is Emily. I'm between the age of 10-23 My Fav Quotes "Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present." -Turtle from Kung Ku Panda It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for something you are not.-Andre Gide Enjoy Life. There's plenty of time to be dead. Boming for peace is like screwing for viringity. No one dies a virgin because in the end, life fucks us all. An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.- Homer Simpson "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."-Rodney Dangerfield. "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"-Steven Wright Fav Websites:FML:>Ihashotdog:>Roflrazzi:>Photobucket> P.S. If anyone needs someone to edit their work, or needs some input, ask me and I'd be happy to help :) So, ummm... Peace, Peace and a vat of chicken grease!! ( I heard that randomly the other day and thought it was cool) Emily :D | |||||||||
1. When girls go insane » reviewsA random collection of things my friends and I have saidHumor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-18-09 - Published: 9-12-092. Battling Life » reviewsThey have been best friends forever. He is madly in love with her, but has never admitted it. Now she’s dying, and he takes a chance to tell her…Cliché much?xXXx DISCONTINUEDRomance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 4-26-093. Being Heard reviewsEveryone knew my real name was Cinnamon Rowan, but I didn’t really like my name. Everyone knew I lived with my grandmother. Everyone knew I had no friends. Everyone knew I had a secret. And everyone judged me.Young Adult - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-9-09 - Published: 6-9-094. What a kid wishes to be reviewsA poem about kids and what they want to be. Kinda randomComplete - Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 4-27-095. Bizarre reviewsPoem done in school long ago...Its kinda weird, but here it is.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 4-27-096. What is a Dragon reviewsA poem we did at school a long time ago... Plz R&R P.S. Its kinda weird...Complete - Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-27-09 - Published: 4-27-09
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