Home Just In Communities Forums Beta Readers Dictionary Search Login Register Extras
scarletdragongirl
Poll: What language would you learn if you could? Pick just one or two. Vote Now!
Feed . Send Message. Subscribe . Favorite
since: 02-20-09, id: 655028, Profile Updated: 10-18-09
Author has written 13 stories for Romance, Life, Friendship, Love, Humor, School, and Essay.

Hey peoples. Read my... err... stuff... yeah, stuff.

First of all... I have TONS of funny quotes! Yay weird and hilarious quotes! Let's scream it to the world! Okay, so maybe that's a little extreme... So a little bit about me that won't give any hints to creeps... I don't have a 100 sure career choice -- I'm still exploring my options. Sharks, dragons, cuttlefish, manatees, and rats are awesome! Yes, world, I said rats. And I don't care. Hey, what's wrong with a girl liking those things? What's wrong with a girl wanting to be an engineer, or biologist? Seriously? What's wrong with it? And because I don't see any other reason to criticize anything else... I like dancing and singing in the car... even though I suck... But otherwise, I love to read and write! I LOVE it! So there's something we all have in common. So now... On with the funny quote things! Well the first ones aren't that funny, but I hope you like them anyway. It's long but worth it!

Gender: Female

Looks: Yep. they're there.

Humor: What, are you kidding me?

Age: Teenager! Woop! Woop!

Fav. Books: Airhead (if you ever get Airhead, which is my all time favorite book, look up page 314 and start reading. You'll LOVE Lulu's theory on boys, which I'd like to believe like any girl would... and I actually do. also, it was too long to type, so now that I've told you that, you're going to beg me to type it aren't you?), also Ender's Game (great book!), Twilight (which I'm starting to get sick of hearing 'oh it's soo great, great, great, Twilight, great, great, Edward, great, great, great, great!!')

fav. movie: Lord of the rings trilogy (if you disagree: good luck to you.)

fav song: uhh, yeah, too hard

fav celeb: Taylor Lautner! (screams)

fav game: I don't have one, I like practically all of them! except monopoly... -shiver- soo long and endless!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty, copy and paste.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever looked all over the house for something when it was in your hand the whole time, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that ROCKS, put this in your profile.

If you'd agree that Twilight isn't the best book in the world, but you like it anyway, copy and paste!

If you're sick of hearing how fantastic Twilight is or how gorgeous Robert Pattison is, Copy and Paste!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever looked at something that wasn't there when somebody said "Look its _", copy onto profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. Even though it was you who said it.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

Guys with Emo hair are like a billion times more sexy than other guys. Oh, and those guys with the soft hair that you absolutely MUST touch.

If you are OCD about "copy and paste to your profile" sentences, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run out into the middle of a busy street because you saw a shiny quarter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of American teens are bringing sexy back. If you're in the 2 percent that sexy never left, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever screamed or reacted awkwardly because you thought you saw something that was never really there, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Hollis Winter-Summers. (I couldn't resist adding this one!) scarletdragongirl

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile for the number of times it's happened.

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile for the number of times it's happened.

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile for the number of times it's happened.

If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile for the number of times it's happened.

If you saw the mistake in one of the above sentences that repeats itself, C&P!

If, after reading the above, and realizing that you didn't notice the sentence with the mistake, you went back to find it, C&P.

If you've ever sniffed a Sharpie and gotten a little buzz from it, copy and paste this onto your profile!

if you get your 3-A-Day of chocolate, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Have you ever yelled "BOING!" after you jump? If so, copy and paste this onto your profile.

weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call somebody. if you are weird like me and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

I've seen a purple cow. If two gooses are geese, than why aren't two mouses meece? And if two foots are feet, than why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. Some people call me weird, but I'm just random. If YOUR random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

92/100 of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said breathing was uncool. If you are part of the 8/100 that would laugh their head off, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Cheese is cool. Chocolate is awesome. Squids will rule the earth within 200 million years. If you agree with any of these statements, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have pushed on a door that said pull or vice-versa, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have/had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you despise Nickelodeon for replacing Avatar: The Last Airbender with -ew- The Might B!, than copy and paste this to your profile!

If you just hate those stuck-up people, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love cute, wittle, insy-tinsy puppies and kittens copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipilification" in the dictionary.

If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon, copy and pastes this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

If you LOOOOVE sharks like i do because they're just SOOOOOO awesome, copy and paste this to your profile!

If you've ever known someone who should get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_V

These next ones are only a few things involving the silliness that goes on in my story, Veera. (sorry, some of these are long, but seriously worth it!

~~~“Actually, you can stay in my room, I can close the door to my closet,” I said. “If you think you’ll get caught, just close the door to my room.”

“Uh, I don’t think…”

“I hear my mom coming!” I interrupted him. He ran inside and slammed the door.

“Wow. That was manly.” I said looking at him hunching behind me.

“Just get dressed,” he said standing up straight, gathering any dignity he might have left. (chptr 3)

~~~“Hey Isabell!” I said excitedly.

“Oh! Hi Veera! What’s up?”

“Umm…” I wasn’t quite sure how to say it. “Can I bring a date to your wedding?”

“A GUY?!” Isabell boomed. Jerald almost dropped the phone. (chptr 8)

~~~She walked right in between them and pushed on their chests. Jerald foolishly ignored her and took another swing at James. She grabbed his fist that was mid flight and then somehow she flipped him. I gaped when James suddenly ended up on the ground too. How did she do it? “She’s good,” I thought out loud.

The boys groaned and slowly got up.

My mom lifted her eyebrows, smiled and brushed her hands. “Ahh, I love doing that,” she said, grinning at me. (chptr 7)

~~~“Why are you staring at me like that?”

“Because, I now know,” this was where I would have barfed if I had read that, but for some reason, I liked it. (chptr 4)

~~~I didn’t want to interrupt Jerald, who seemed preoccupied with finding the path. By the way he was searching, I was pretty sure he was using luck to find it. I started to wonder that when he said “small path” he really meant, “the impossibly hard to find thin path.” (chptr 9)

~~~“You’re together?!” Veera and I looked at each other. I was hoping Veera would say something, because I had no reply to that.

Veera looked panicky at me and said, “How ‘bout you explain, Jerald?”

Of course.

“Umm… Well… Uhh…”

“You really know how to wake us all up, don’t you, Jerald?” Eve said sarcastically. (chptr 11)

~~~What came out of my mouth felt like... Jerald's! No, that can't be possible. Could it? But I didn't have to search very far to feel a distinctly different, yet familiar presence.

Jerald?

Yes?

Oh. My. God. (chptr 19)

I'm GAY so I MUST be mental

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

Read this below-- it's important.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

This is so sad!

Listen to this: NO GIRL IS MEANT TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS...

no girl deserves this!.. it's messed up.?? So boys think bout what you say.. it leads 2 being hurt.. xox

Girl: Hey

Boy: What?

Girl: I really like you. And I... I think I'm falling in love with you.

Boy: Ok...

Girl: What do you mean 'ok'?

Boy: I don't like you like that...

Girl: Why not?

Boy: I can't tell you... maybe another time...

From then on, the girl kept asking the boy 'Why not?' whenever she saw him, and he kept answering the same answer of 'I'll tell you later.' Finally the girl got fed up.

Girl: I'm tired of this! Tell me why you don't like me!

Boy: Do you really wanna know why?

Girl: Yes!

Boy: It's because you're uglier than fu! What's the point of going out with someone when they're not pretty?!

Girl: But... I...

Boy: Just shut up and leave me alone!

The boy leaves and the girl is sitting there alone, crying her heart out. Then her cell phone rings.

Girl: Hello?

Mom: Sweetheart? I want you to go home, ok? I'll be home from work in a few hours.

Girl: Alright Mom.

Mom: I love you.

Girl: I love you too, Mom.

Mom: Bye Bye.

Girl: Bye

The girl heads home and once she got there, she went in the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror.

Girl: I'm not pretty enough...

She set to work, knowing fully well what she was going to do. 2 hours later, her Mom came home and heard the bath water running. She went upstairs to find the hallway flooded so she knocked on the door.

Mom: Honey? Are you alright?

She opened the door and was shocked at the site. The bath was overflowing onto the floor, and the water was tinted red. She walked over to see what was inside and screamed. There, her little girl was lying with cuts all over her face and wrists. Her Mom backed away and was going to run to call the police when something caught her eye. On the mirror were these words written in blood: 'Am I pretty enough now?'

No one deserves to be told that by someone they love. If you find it messed up then forward this to everyone you know. A person's appearance doesn't count. What counts is their heart inside of them and their personality. No one wants to be told they're not good enough... NO GIRL DESERVES THIS...

post this onto your page if you think this is true. if you dont think it is... your cold hearted. VERY cold hearted.

-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-fun

And now to cheer you up...

This is a great day for France! - Richard Nixon, While attending the funeral of Charles de Gaulle

I am a jelly doughnut - English translation of John F. Kennedy's "Ich bin ein berliner" line at the Berlin Wall "I am a Berliner" is, in correct German, "Ich bin berliner"- the ein makes the sentence refer to a berliner, a type of pastry

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the compliment!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Did you ever want the shuffle ipod JUST because it's small and cute? If so, C&P.

If you wrote a poem because you were frustrated at the time, C&P. (My brand new iPod Touch's WiFi wasn't working, because my dad's password wasn't fricken working)

Ever think you've had the best day of your life, and the next day is even better? Copy and Paste this into your profile.

If you have dreamed of dancing/kissing with the guy/girl of your dreams, and at the dance, you get harshly regected, C&P.

If you've liked someone for more than their looks, C&P.

If there was this guy you were jealous of forever, then suddenly he gets your favorite part in something... Your jealousy of him reaches the boiling point... Then out of nowhere all the jealousy just POPS and you love the guy for his talents... C&P

If you love love, then you can forever love it in your profile... C&P

If you are 100 percent sure there's someone insane at your school, C&P. Oh yes, not to mention, but he also started screaming at the top of his lungs in the middle of the hall today and you're honestly scared of him.

If you've ever called someone your friendy friend, C&P.

Funny Quote Time!:

(Note, this first one does not mean I'm atheist... because I'm not)

If I were to tell you: "All the atheists are screwd." Then I will warn you, they can't be. -- unknown (this means they can't go to hell because they don't believe in it. I don't either... So I geuss I can't go to hell either!)

"I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again."-- Jo

Learn the rules, so you know how to break them properly - Anynomous

I love pummeling people to pulp-- anonymous

Lead, follow, or get out of the way. - Thomas Paine

If Frida had asked if it would be okay if she went to Atlantic City with the men's swim team for the weekend to gamble away her college education money, Dad would have been, like, "Sure, why not? Here's my bank card, have a blast."-- pg. 22 in Airhead, by Meg Cabot

I love seeing people cry when I crush their dreams.- Tyson Apostal, on Survivor: Tocantins

I want a ring so big that it gives me back problems- Elisa (Salma Hayek) on 30 Rock

El Gasp! I have been discovered! Now I must flee!... sexily. - Haru on Avatar: The Abridged Series; YouTube

Somebody needs a Happy Meal. - Liz to our best friendy friend, Jo.

"Liz, did your rocket just go into orbit?" " I hope so. Or else the peace signs I put on it for the aliens will go to waste." - my sis and her guy friend, Jed, at camp

"I go to so much trouble to give thyme to people who don't have any thyme left."-- my dad (wow, Dad, very impressive)

I've got a name for that third-eyed freak! How about, " Sparky-Sparky-Boom-Man!"- silence-... just think about it. - Sokka on the episode The Runaway; Avatar:The Last Airbender

-Adam picks up an ornament that had bounced on the floor- "I guess it's not glass" -throws on ground where ornament shatters- "Huh. I guess it is." -- Mythbusters

penguin turns away from its pack toward a mountain. Penguin starts running toward mountain, wings open wide. My family thought it was saying, "FREEDOM!!" That or "FINALLY I can get away from these losers!" maybe... "Hello, Mountain, here I come!" or "Leave me ALONE!"

I'm so bored its funny. - best friend

These next three actually happened (all were made in china, such a surprise)...

picture a cross (made in china) with Jesus on one side. Now get this: The other side is labeled "Betty Boop."

picture two green Irish shot glasses. Yeah, for alcohol. On the package it says, "For ages 4 and up"

There is a package labeled "St. Patrick's Day window decorations." The problem there was that it had a tree with a star on top, a gold bell, ornaments, stars, presents, and a jolly old man in red. Need I describe more what's wrong with this picture?

-pats my sister on the head- poor little Lizzie. - best friend

-to boy making fun of her anime drawing -- your just jealous because you can't draw big eyes. so HA! - my friend Elayna

IT WAS SO COOL! It was!... and we did!... and they did!... and we were!... sighs you should have been there. - my sister's interpretation of what I told her.

If anyone else has lost their minds, please speak up now. - Unknown

Men, we've been discovered by harmless looking children... kill them! - Fire Nation Dude in Avatar: The Abridged Series; YouTube

During class I suddenly feel a poking sensation on my arm and turn to see Elayna prodding my arm with her pencil. "Um, what are you doing?" "I'm trying to poke you to death. Now hold still." - my sister and my friend Elayna during Social Studies

" Men, tonight, we dine in hell." " Do they have Happy Meals?" " NO, THEY DO NOT HAVE HAPPY MEALS!!" - unknown

You think I'm crazy? Well, at least I admit it.- best friend

You know, there are poor people in Africa who can't afford sarcasm, and yet you abuse it.- best friend

Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!- unknown

I don't have an ego I just love how awesome I am.- me to my best friend

When it rains on my parade, I break out the slip n' slide! -- best friend

Random outbursts by Katie Sautter -- best friend

You're such a dork it makes me emotional sometimes.- best friend

(I really don't remember the name, sorry) "Honey, I think you blinked again. Open your eyes." -she opens her eyes- "Thanks. It was dark in there." -- Saturday Night Live. Making fun of Big Love.

You can piss off a king. The worst he can do is kill you. Don’t piss off the pope. He can send you to hell. Nobody likes hell. - best friend

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. - best friend

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! - me and my best friend

If your heart was really broken...you'd be dead so shut up. - best friend

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS!- best friend

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.- unknown

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!- unknown

When there's a will, I want to be in it.- unknown

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.- best friend

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious!- best friend

Oouoh. Seth! Tickle time! -- Saturday Night Live, weekend update with Seth Meyers. He was with barbie, if that explains anything for you.

I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!- best friend

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!- unknown

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.- best friend

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?- best friend

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.- best friend

I ran with scissors, and lived!- best friend

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.- best friend

"I can't believe you like a seventh grader!" "Well you're just jealous HE likes ME!" -- Vi and I. viola starts the convo...

"OH NO! You'll have to wait a whole 5 extra hours to go to paradise!" --best friend

"When a computer misbehaves, you have 2 options: to threaten it, or to be polite."-my silly best friend

"What do you think they do with all the ornaments(for the national tree) when they're done?" "They put them on the tree?" "After that" "send them back to the schools or throw them away" "or maybe they keep them and spy on the kids" "Calling agent Viola. testing one two three. what are the children doing there?" "roger roger... we got a ten-four on JETV... he's singing Roxanne by the police." "Sounds dangerous. Should I send back up?" "affirmative" "All righty then!! Sergeant, i think my soldiers ran away in horror." "When did we decide i was above you?" "idk, it sounded manly" "thanks"-- viola and i

"nice cuff on his jeans -snickers-" "huh? ooh. that's funny. but you think he's cute, right? Right?!" me and Vi.

"Damn, that's a sexy foot."--Jo, one of my bestest friends

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile!

Six Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your top teeth with your tongue.

h

h

h

h

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

h

h

h

h

3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.

h

h

h

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

h

h

h

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

h

h

h

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

h

h

I apologize about this .

I'm an idiot and I needed company.

98 percent of teenagers does or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303,Thank you people who are nice, AfterDarkHours, Neji's fangirl, yukisgrlfriend,Korovee,TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Hollis Winter-Summers, Scarletdragongirl

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.
(I don't have to be sugarhigh to crash into a wall)

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, Rainpool's Loyalty, TsubasaSyaoforever, Tomi Lang, Hollis Winter-Summers, scarletdragongirl

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate boredem and it's little tea buddy (writers block) please copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room, and forgot what you were doing, then started walking away, and suddenly remembered, copy and paste this into your profile.

The human body is a machine that is full of wonder. This collection of human body facts will leave you wondering why in the heck we were designed the way we were.
1. Scientists say the higher your I.Q. The more you dream.
2. The largest cell in the human body is the female egg.
3. The smallest is the male sperm.
4. You use 200 muscles to take one step.
5. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
6. Your big toes have two bones each while the rest have three.
7. A pair of human feet contain 250,000 sweat glands.
8. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
9. The acid in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve razor blades.

10. The human brain cell can hold 5 times as much information as the Encyclopedia Britannica.
11. It takes the food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
12. The average human dream lasts 2-3 seconds.
13. Men without hair on their chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair.
14. At the moment of conception, you spent about half an hour as a single cell.
15. There is about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
16. Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.
17. The enamel in your teeth is the hardest substance in your body.
18. Your teeth start developing (in your gums) 6 months before you are born.
19. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate, they do the same when you are looking at someone you hate.
20. Blondes have more hair than dark-haired people.
21. Your thumb is the same length as your nose.
22. At this very moment I know full well you are putting this last fact to the test ... now remove your thumb from your nose and pass this on to the friends you think might be interested in comparing their thumbs to their noses as well. You did it -- I KNOW you did !!

Also PLEASE read my story, Veera. It hasn't had much fame. Chapter 1 (the open passage) is daunting, I know, but trust me, that's the longest one by far! If you get past that, then you're in the clear and when you do: sit back and relax... I intended it to be funny in parts. I want CONSTRUCTIVE critism. Tell me what I need to improve. seriously. Also: tell me what you think! Even if you want to tell me what you think's going to happen (which I've actually never seen anyone do, so that's really cool if you do).

PLease read BEAUTY too. I've only had (exactly, not kidding) three people read it so far.

And one more thing: YOU MUST READ Kya Kami's STORIES/POEMS! She's SOO good. I thank you, Kya, for everything you've done. You're my bestest friendy friendy friend!! :P

I know you loved my profile more than anyone elses! lol, just kidding. But I want you to think that. If you don't, the rabbit vulture monkeys will come to eat you!

~scarletdragongirl~

Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

1. Veera » reviews
A package with a special item inside appears in Veera's closet, and suddenly it's leading her into a world of love and magic. But what should happen if a buried jealousy breaks through and threatens everything? This is a story with many ups and downs love
Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,098 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 2-25-09
2. Truly, My Friend? That's All You've Got?
I'm fighting my friend again and I felt inspired to write this. I definitely have given up.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-15-09 - Published: 5-15-09
3. HOOT book news broadcast thing
This was my back up if the flashdrive didn't work at school... but even if you haven't read HOOt by Carl Hiassen , it should be funny. Whatever. R&R if you want.
Complete - Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-29-09 - Published: 4-29-09
4. Don't reviews
I wrote this when I was frustrated... yeah... brilliant explanation... yeah... just R&R.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 4-10-09
5. Spanish Boy
This was an exchange student I met from Spain. This is a series of poems, which are self explanitory, so there WILL be more than one chapter... when I get to it. Please R&R!
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 4-8-09
6. Unrestful Peace reviews
Two lovers that could've been. I hope this helps others in it's own way. R&R!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 174 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 4-8-09
7. My First Rejection
This actually was my first rejection. Or how I would describe it anyway. It was the Valentine's day dance...
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 3-22-09
8. A Few Unfortunate and Joyful Firsts
I actually made this for school. It was a project where we had to think of a first thing. Also, I've moved a ton, not just these three places I mentioned. READ AND REVIEW!
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 3-18-09
9. So Confused reviews
Well... I think it's funny. This is almost exactly how I feel at school! jk!
Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-16-09 - Published: 3-16-09
10. Flaws, Mistakes, and Love reviews
This poem, I actually created watching Oprah--weird, yes, but the title might confuse you too. Even thought that's exactly what it's about. All is not as it seems... So Read and Review!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-10-09 - Published: 3-10-09
11. The Rose Boy reviews
Title says it all. But please READ amd REVIEW!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-7-09 - Published: 3-7-09
12. Fight reviews
I just recently got in a fight with my friend, so I wrote this. R&R!
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-6-09 - Published: 3-6-09
13. Beauty reviews
Everything beauty is. and what you don't expect... R&R!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-1-09 - Published: 3-1-09
Return to Top