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since: 02-25-09, id: 655558, Profile Updated: 09-24-10
country: USA
Author has written 8 stories for Spiritual, Fantasy, Romance, Supernatural, Humor, and General.

I'm sorry, but this person simply refuses to exist. Please leave a message after the tone and enjoy some soothing elevator music.

~Elevator Music Plays~

...and that, my friends, is the closest I'll ever come to writing about myself on the internet. It's not that I'm paranoid- it's just that my mood, my likes and dislikes are ever-changing, and some more important than others, and some slightly less so. Here's some stuff that I kinda think is important: I am sporadic in my ideas- so you never know what I'll write about next.

This profile is updated regularly with information about my Current Projects.

Last Updated September 24, 2010

Wow, it's been a while huh? Well, I have a brand-spankin' new short story parody to make up for it. ;D


1. Stenographer reviews
What will you leave the world to remember you by? Warning: Suicide-centric.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-16-09 - Complete
2. Ernest: Expendable Guard reviews
The story of one guard who was never quite so stupid as the rest...
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-8-09 - Complete
3. December 21, 2012 reviews
Just another ordinary day after the end of the world...
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-6-09 - Complete
4. Zombie Island: An Alternative Vacation Plan reviews
Yes, Zombie Island- the swell place to spend your summer break!
Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-29-09 - Complete
5. A Tale of Death reviews
Death. He lives in a duplex.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-16-09 - Complete
6. Two Lights » reviews
The story of Elizabeth Duck and her vampire lover's epic romance, lovingly ripped off of Twilight- not unlike half of the stories on this website- and yet has become too original to be considered fan fiction. Includes story, 'prequel' and deleted scene.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-14-09 - Published: 3-13-09 - Complete
7. Mirror Me reviews
With great curiosity come great consequences. Short story.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-09 - Complete
8. The Journey of the Souls reviews
A fable of my own invention about religious tolerance and treating all people with respect.
Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-27-09 - Complete