Snazzilicious
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since: 02-26-09, id: 655720, Profile Updated: 09-19-12
country: USA
Author has written 21 stories for Life, Nature, General, Love, Romance, Young Adult, Essay, and General.

There is nothing I can write about myself that is even remotely entertaining. So instead, I shall entertain you with my stunning wit and ability to rhyme.

"There once was a fly named Buzz,

And he flew around just because,

Until one day,

A fly swatter got in the way,

And now Buzz is dead..."

UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE: (6-6-11)

"What she REALLY Said" has basically been on hiatus since...atleast a year now, which kinda sucks. Once upon a time, I had every intention of finishing what I started (might I add that I'm completly shocked about how many people have messaged me, asking that this be completed? Kudos, guys.) but, at this point, I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do with that mess. So consider this the official status of the story. If anything changes, I'll be sure to add something about it in my pillowbook or on here. Unless I forget. Or just don't feel like doing it.


1. A Distinct Lack of Sight reviews
How many ways are there to say "blind"?
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-13 - Complete
2. Jack and Jill reviews
Still on the hill.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-13 - Complete
3. Faul Gifts reviews
In which everybody has problems and life isn't a fairy tale. A modern take on Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-19-13
4. Nightmares That Follow reviews
The truth about yearning and the inevitable mental collapse that generally accompanies.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-4-13 - Complete
5. The Choices We Made (or Hindsight)
Formerly known as "A Day In The Life of Death", but edited and more tolerable.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Published: 11-4-12 - Complete
6. Billets-Doux This Is Not
An expression of the infinite ways you have screwed me over.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 11-3-12 - Complete
7. A tale of sorts » reviews
Tis the mechanical workings of a writer's block victim. Pillowbook all the way.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-1-12 - Published: 2-15-11
8. Vanilla reviews
But a lady has standards.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-12 - Complete
9. Water Damage reviews
Oh, the ways we fight...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-12 - Complete
10. How It Could Have Been reviews
Just a small crime...
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-12 - Complete
11. When My World Got Cheesy reviews
The difference between how I was and how I am.
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-12 - Complete
12. Something Blue reviews
It was something of an ocassion...
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-11 - Complete
13. Aflame
Consumed in fire, she'll always remember the ice. A working summary until I can think of something better.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Published: 6-5-11 - Complete
14. Iced Melodies reviews
And in the winter their hearts lay exposed among the snow.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-11 - Complete
15. In the Rain reviews
Re-uploaded with a few edits. Action packed with sandwhiches, rain, and a little less romance than one expected.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-10 - Complete
16. What she REALLY said » reviews
Ever think that someone that you despise with your whole heart could make your day? No, I didn't either. Life enjoys screwing with me. Need reviews, please and thank you.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,493 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 7-11-09
17. Coffee reviews
I re-uploaded this so it's easier to read. You could say it's about the human condition. Or not. Up to you, really.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-09
18. Redo reviews
Tell me, how much do you love this? Does my pathetic-ness amuse you?
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-21-09 - Complete
19. April Showers Bring May Flowers reviews
Yep, definitely going to be a math class dropout. This has nothing to do with the poem, just a random thought
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-09 - Complete
20. The Finale reviews
You're my natural disaster.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-09
21. To himself reviews
Jealousy kills all.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-4-09 - Complete