| Snazzilicious |
Author has written 21 stories for Life, Nature, General, Love, Romance, Young Adult, Essay, and General. There is nothing I can write about myself that is even remotely entertaining. So instead, I shall entertain you with my stunning wit and ability to rhyme. "There once was a fly named Buzz, And he flew around just because, Until one day, A fly swatter got in the way, And now Buzz is dead..." UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE: (6-6-11) "What she REALLY Said" has basically been on hiatus since...atleast a year now, which kinda sucks. Once upon a time, I had every intention of finishing what I started (might I add that I'm completly shocked about how many people have messaged me, asking that this be completed? Kudos, guys.) but, at this point, I'm not quite sure what I'm going to do with that mess. So consider this the official status of the story. If anything changes, I'll be sure to add something about it in my pillowbook or on here. Unless I forget. Or just don't feel like doing it. | |||||||
1. A Distinct Lack of Sight reviewsHow many ways are there to say "blind"?Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-17-13 - Complete2. Jack and Jill reviewsStill on the hill.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-16-13 - Complete3. Faul Gifts reviewsIn which everybody has problems and life isn't a fairy tale. A modern take on Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-19-134. Nightmares That Follow reviewsThe truth about yearning and the inevitable mental collapse that generally accompanies.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-4-13 - Complete5. The Choices We Made (or Hindsight)Formerly known as "A Day In The Life of Death", but edited and more tolerable.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Published: 11-4-12 - Complete6. Billets-Doux This Is NotAn expression of the infinite ways you have screwed me over.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Published: 11-3-12 - Complete7. A tale of sorts » reviewsTis the mechanical workings of a writer's block victim. Pillowbook all the way.Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 5,757 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-1-12 - Published: 2-15-118. Vanilla reviewsBut a lady has standards.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-19-12 - Complete9. Water Damage reviewsOh, the ways we fight...Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-12 - Complete10. How It Could Have Been reviewsJust a small crime...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-12 - Complete11. When My World Got Cheesy reviewsThe difference between how I was and how I am.Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-23-12 - Complete12. Something Blue reviewsIt was something of an ocassion...Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-11 - Complete13. AflameConsumed in fire, she'll always remember the ice. A working summary until I can think of something better.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Published: 6-5-11 - Complete14. Iced Melodies reviewsAnd in the winter their hearts lay exposed among the snow.Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-15-11 - Complete15. In the Rain reviewsRe-uploaded with a few edits. Action packed with sandwhiches, rain, and a little less romance than one expected.Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-10 - Complete16. What she REALLY said » reviewsEver think that someone that you despise with your whole heart could make your day? No, I didn't either. Life enjoys screwing with me. Need reviews, please and thank you.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,493 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 7-11-0917. Coffee reviewsI re-uploaded this so it's easier to read. You could say it's about the human condition. Or not. Up to you, really.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-0918. Redo reviewsTell me, how much do you love this? Does my pathetic-ness amuse you?Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-21-09 - Complete19. April Showers Bring May Flowers reviewsYep, definitely going to be a math class dropout. This has nothing to do with the poem, just a random thoughtPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-19-09 - Complete20. The Finale reviewsYou're my natural disaster.Poetry: Nature - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-4-0921. To himself reviewsJealousy kills all.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-4-09 - Complete