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Author has written 16 stories for Kids, General, and Humor. Hello, my name is Salamander Erg (not really, but you understand). I haven't been on this site for a while, so, I'm not really sure what the common things to place on here are. What I Write: -Short, meaningless stories -Crappy poetry -Whatever I feel like posting How I Feel About Reviews: -I know most people really like getting reviews on their stories and request that everyone read and review, I'm not one of these people. Read if you dare, review if you care. Why Write Short?: - I have a short attention span - It's easier for me - I'm a lazy couch-potato - Slightly serious reason, I would rather have everything short and sweet than long and dramatic That's all. | |||||||
1. Crack Ho Couldn't Hit For Sh tTwo girls discuss the aftermath of a fight involving one of them. Language. I guess I was trying to channel my inner ghetto.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 7-2-092. Pride is OverRated reviewsA boy wipes out on his skateboard on the side of a road. Short, slice-of-life-ish. Based on real events.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 7-2-093. Reach OutPrompt: Drabble has to begin with the words 'Reach out'. And so, with that in mind, this what I came up with. 100 word count.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-2-09 - Published: 7-2-094. A Chair Apart reviewsA couple gets into a really stupid argument, just for the sake of arguing.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-30-095. GrotesqueA short story I made up in about five minutes. About a girl named Grotesque.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-14-09 - Published: 5-14-096. Phairy TaleA small look at the less-than-ideal rescuing of a princess by a less-than-charming prince. Of course, the princess is not what is expected either.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-3-09 - Published: 5-3-097. Pantry Raid reviewsA short story based on what happens in my kitchen on a regular basis.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-19-09 - Published: 4-19-098. Ma Belle reviewsA short look at an interaction between a couple. Very fluffy.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 3-22-099. Lunch Table reviewsA group of friends speculate on what an acronym for a school club means.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 3-21-0910. Drunk Driving reviewsTwo friends give a whole new meaning to 'drunk driving'.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 3-21-0911. No One Deserves Death by Lip Liner reviewsGirl rants to her friend, who half-heartedly listens.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 3-4-0912. GourmetA girl tries to tell her older sister about her cooking class, but the other is not paying attention. One minor swear word.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 3-4-0913. Why Am I Even Friends With You?Two friends get into a small tiff.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 3-4-0914. My Death, As Predicted By MeMe describing my ideal way to die. In a pile of heaping, smelly irony.Complete - Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 3-4-0915. I Feel Ya Bro reviewsA very short look at two room-mates when one is hung-over and the other is not.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-4-09 - Published: 3-4-09
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