I'm very plain, very boring. Not much to say to describe me. Er...

I like to write, but I'm uncreative and find it difficult to reach the end of a story without decided it's crap and giving up.

I lack any kind of talent, other than musical. That is to say, I find playing instrument easy. I can't sing or dance, though.

Hate/loathe/detest:

I hate Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, and anything related in any way to Twilight or Stephenie Meyer.

And speaking of "vampires", every directed-at-a-teen-audience vampire novel is crap. (Vladimir Tod, House of Night, Vampire Kisses, etc.)

Video games based on movies.

Latest "Transformers" movie.

Spider-Man 3

Happy Tree Friends.

People that think unnecessary violent things are funny.

Fireworks.

Loud noises.

Holidays.

Overly religious people.

Fruit-scented deoderant.

Recent Disney stuff.

Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Slipknot, Disney bands, all country music, Jane Doe is Dead, Marylin Manson, most screamo, Tokio Hotel.

People who claim to be emo when emo, as anyone who isn't completely dense knows, is a music genre.

People who call themselves emo, hang out in Hot Topic writing poetry while wearing Twilight shirts and skin-tight pants and listening to obnoxious music. People like this populate about half my school.

People who think the trombone is a nerdy instrument. Moreover, people think that nerdy instruments exist are annoying.

Animals that are named after food.

Shrek.

Like:

I think that blasphemy is funny. (Not because I think it's wrong, either. I think it's funny because it's funny. Like, "haha" funny.)

I also think that Jack Black is funny, even though he seems like he'd be an arrogant douche to hang out with.

Harry Potter, Watchmen, The Umbrella Academy, The Bartimaeus Trilogy, Fool, Jemima J, most chick lit.

My Chemical Romance, Bright Eyes, The Aquabats, Bowling for Soup, Alanis Morissette.

Dr. Octagonapus.

Horizontal stripes.

VH1 "Of Love" shows. Funny stuff.

Paisley.

Writing.

Small rodents.