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1. Nail Varnish reviews

Each week, he noticed, she wore a different shade.

Fiction: Romance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-3-12 - Complete

2. Tiger Balm reviews

A cautionary tale. Pretty much what it says on the tin hahaha, etc. .

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-12 - Complete

3. Don't Fuck With Heaven At Christmas reviews

Else they'll banish you to a cloud.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-12 - Complete

4. An Emoshitter's Guide to the Galaxy » reviews

Sometimes, you know, emoshitters get poetic with their lifestyle advice.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-19-11 - Published: 10-15-11 - Complete

5. I Want To Fuck My Chemical Romance reviews

Full title: ' I Want To Fuck My Chemical Romance; An Essay on the MCRmy'. The MCRmy is My Chem's fanbase. I'm posting this from my blog in honour of five years since 'The Black Parade' was released and one year since I saw the band live.

Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-23-11 - Complete

6. The Messiah Wasn't God's Greatest Creation reviews

Seriously.

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-1-11 - Complete

7. Commuters Play Computer Games reviews

Don't the oddest things haunt us after we've left school?

Fiction: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-22-11 - Complete

8. Bonk! reviews

When I was a young miner...

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-10 - Complete

9. The World's First Feminist Dodo reviews

It's Mauritius, circa 1600. What did the dodos get up to before they kicked the bucket?

Fiction: Historical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-1-10

10. eBay reviews

This is hommage to Weird Al Yankovic, if I'm honest.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-10 - Complete

11. Odes to Food » reviews

Chemical energy, the best kind!

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-27-10 - Published: 3-15-10

12. Musical Instruments reviews

The components to a relationship are...?

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-13-10 - Complete

13. My Way Home is Through You

... Though So Was the Way Out.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Published: 3-6-10 - Complete

14. Workings of a Musician's Mind reviews

Written with MCR in mind, but loads of people are called Gerard so this is for their unrequited lovers. And fangirls.

Poetry: Haiku - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-18-10 - Complete

15. Fear reviews

Some jobs should come with warning tags: 'Caution - Clients Will Hate You'.

Fiction: Spiritual - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-10 - Complete

16. Heaven Help Us reviews

Heaven help us now... Come crashing down... And hear the sound... As you're falling down...

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-26-09 - Complete

17. Covent Garden reviews

A little look at the people in Covent Garden and myself.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-6-09 - Complete