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Lumin and The Pumpkin Juggler: wow sorry guys i have the next two chapters writen and i finaly finished with the wholy plot outline... just got to find them so i can finish typeing them XD

Not Guilty: just updated... will begin working on chapter 8 later today or tomorrow.

In a Box: next few chapters already written... just need to find them before I update XD.

Are you out there: Not set date for my next update on this one... so you'll just have to wait for the inspiration to hit me.

Other poems: same as above ... need to wait for the inspiration... sorry.

Sup-So-O! Hay I’m The Pumpkin Juggler but you can just call me Juggler or PJ if you want to.

anyways I guess I should tell you a little but about myself... but I don’t really feel like typing a whole lot right now so I’m just gana copy and paste part of what I used for my fanfiction.net profile kk

"I'm 15 years old and my birthday is on Feb. 22. I have long red hair that I tie back into a low pony tail at the base of my neck and green eyes plus I’m rather pale. I don’t like spiders -/\-, the color pink, and sunlight (it gives me headaches). I like the colors black and blue 'cuz they remind me a bruise’, plus I also like dogs, wolves, and cute/soft things. My talent lie in words... what’s that mean you ask? well it means that I’m a prodigy at writing stories and poetry... and no I’m not a self declared prodigy everyone elts says that I am XD."

Ok now so far I’ve written close to 30-40 poems. (I lost count when I lost my book of poems T-T I think it’s under my bed but I can’t be sure ...(edit) I found my book!! )

I’ve also started writing more then 30-40 different fiction stories sense I was in 6th grade (my first story I ever wrote I lose in the lunch room). But only about 20-25 of those have ever made it past the first 5 pages. and of those only about 5-12 of them have gotten past the first chapter... ya I have trouble writing ... I mean I’m good at it... really good in fact... its just that I’m bad at writing the middle of stories. I can write wonderful beginnings and the most awe inspiring endings but when it comes to the middle its like "damn it stupid writers block" and so ya I just push the story aside to be finished on a day that will never come.

So ya that’s it for now… oh except for the fact of my spelling and grammar… ok so when it comes to my spelling I spell check everything but casual messages... but even then I often spell some words so strangely that even spell check is like ‘WTF are you saying’ XD so ya please forgive me for that.

And as for my grammar I’m sorry if it’s kind of or really off. It’s just that I talk kind of weird and the way I word things is really vary strange… not to mention the fact that I often add words that aren’t needed. So anyways please also forgive me for my grammar cuz despite the fact that I only know one language (English) I still speak and write it in vary strange ways… but please if you see anything whats wrong dont hesitate to tell me

Important!! i just wanted to let all of you know that i do procrastinate alot so if i say that I'm going to do something but then I dont its perfectly normal... for me at least XD

MY FAVORITE QUOTES ~

“Don’t wait for someone to take you under there wing, instead get out there and find a good wing to crawl under.” - unknown

“Anyone who is really happy must not be paying attention.” - unknown

"Even the greatest of journeys begin with not but a single step." -unknown

"A path is something you create as you walk it. The ground you've trodden hardens, and that's what forms your path... walk on your own." - Cross Marian (D.gray-man)

"Kufufufu, Illusions….or real illusions. Within the illusions hide real illusions…from the real illusions, the illusions are created. Within the truth hides the lie….within the lie hides the truth." - Rokudo Mukuro (confused yet? XD cuz I am)

"Dont fallow in my footsteps... I walk into walls." - unknown (but I use it all the time)

"I would rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not." - unknown (another one I use all the time)

ok now its time for a bunch of randome copy and past things XD

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door/pole, copy this into your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you tend to laugh your ass off at funny fanfics and your friends think your weird copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (Watch out for me. I've actually done some of those things)

If people think you're the freak that will one day snap, And if you trying to lure people into a false sense of security for the coming of that day, Paste this on your profile. (I'm evil and proud of it.)

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you have actually read all these 'if you's, copy this into your profile.

If you ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this your profile.

If you have ever been watching a TV show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show)/played a game so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile and list the movie/game here: fullmetal alchemist all the episodes

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you cried when L Lawliet died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you are a complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN A LOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think saucepans would make good ninja weapons, copy & paste this to your profile.

If you would love to lock Naruto and Sasuke in a room with deadly explosives and see what happens, copy & paste this to your profile. (Go Sasuke!!)

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you dream about Bleach and Naruto a lot copy this to your profile.

If you have ever considered murdering someone and actually found yourself plotting their demise copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a weird random dream about dead people in the water copy this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you're hopelessly in love with someone who doesn't exist, (such as a book character or an imaginary friend) copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are on the computer for over 20 hours a week, put this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25, Bloody Strawberry, mangaluver34, the pumpkin juggler

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

"Villains are the new heroes. We dress better and are much hotter." If you love all villains and baddies and phycos, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your parents and/or siblings have ever stared at you like you're from another planet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to learn another language really badly but just haven't gotten around to it yet, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have read the "Twilight" saga and enjoyed it, copy and paste onto your profile!

If you are sensitive about your sensitivity, copy and paste into your profile.

If you are bored right now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever taken a character personality quiz and hated who you got, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are usually too busy writing notes, dreaming up new ideas, etc. for your fanfics to notice everyone staring at you like you are a freak, copy and paste this onto your profile!

RANDOM QUOTES

1) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2) He who laughs last thinks slowest.
3) Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4) The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.
5) A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
6) The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
7) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
8) When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty.
9) It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.
10) All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
11) Tell your voices to SHUT UP...I can't hear mine...
12) Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
13) I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
14) Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.
15) People are like Slinky's, basically useless, but it's still fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
16) One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
17) Some people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.
18 Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
19) Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
20) A best friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!
21) "Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass"
22) "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing."
23) I was lying in bed last night, staring up at the stars, and I was thinking, 'Where the HELL is my ceiling?'"

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.Amzanig huh?Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking and/or thinking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101