| Doxie Doll |
Author has written 79 stories for Life, Love, General, Religion, Work, Friendship, Humor, and Family. Don't make the universe regret you. -Instructions for a Body by Marty McConnell Isca, quite possibly everyone's favorite poet. I have a habit of responding to reviews with complete and total honesty, and giving a background to the poem in question. Ask Punslinger, I do it to him all the time. My screenname for AIM is JessiNekoChan. I'm not on much any more but, feel free to add me if you want to talk or just read my awesome away messages. I used to have a myspace, now I just keep it for the blog I wrote while working a shitty job and to vent when one of my friends ran away. If you want to read works in progress or just want to read less formal more blog style poetry Dysphoria is the place to be. I always meant to start a new thread called Cyclothymia, but Dysphoria just stuck. I gave in and now am the proud(?) owner of a facebook. Also, A shout out to surroundedANDalone for her Marshmallow-esque stories that never fail to make me squee. | |||||||
1. A Happy Poem reviewsPossible Trigger. Part two contains the proofread version.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-7-12 - Published: 11-1-10 - Complete2. Fear is the Floorboards reviewsWorkshop lead by Chad AndersonPoetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-113. Mommy, it is so easy to lie reviewsMy first memory of you is watching you smoke in our old old house.Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-11 - Complete4. Green Thumb reviewsI have been planting these seeds for years. Possible Trigger.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-10 - Complete5. The Myth Inside of Ren reviewsI wrote this while I was meeting Nirvana.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-10 - Complete6. Postcard reviewsWorkshop lead by Megan Thoma.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-10 - Complete7. Leaving Home in Five Parts » reviewsRunning away is still the best term for what you did.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-6-10 - Published: 7-3-10 - Complete8. Instructions » reviewsWorkshop led by Conner Dooley, slam finalist and regular on the Indie feed performance poetry channel.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-109. Day 30 reviewsThis is for the girl who made my coffee today in the Java Hut place.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-1-10 - Complete10. Day 28 reviewsI don't know when it stopped being consensual.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-10 - Complete11. Day 8 reviewsI look for your face in the floor boards...Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-22-10 - Complete12. Body, reviewsWhy can't we be friends' her body asks.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-10 - Complete13. Day 4 reviewsA getting drunk with a boy poem.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-10 - Complete14. Saturday reviewsIf I told you this was true how would you feel? Now, what if I said it's about me?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-10 - Complete15. Dear Jessica, reviewsWhat about short girls who don't exist unless they're talking?Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-3-10 - Complete16. Chasing Cars reviewsWhat happens if I catch you?Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-12-09 - Complete17. Trigger » reviewsSelf Injury.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-12-0918. Uncle Kiska's Glorious Right Hand reviewsPart of collection I want to publish.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-09 - Complete19. The Little Boy reviewsDedicated to Sean Michael Evans & Kath Evans.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-09 - Complete20. Oh Brownie! reviewsI've never had a dog.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-09 - Complete21. Letters To My Nocternal Self From Sunrise » reviewsI'll only write these when I can see the sun.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-12-09 - Published: 8-13-0922. Dedicated to Crystal reviewsI promise not to leave maggots in your mouth.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-09 - Complete23. Bleach & Bible Study » reviewsConsider this tittle WIP stillPoetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 9-17-09 - Complete24. Icarus » reviewsOr the story of wings...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 9-27-0925. Consider This 'I'm Not Sorry' reviewsI'm done crying over you, because it's clear you don't care about me.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-17-09 - Complete26. Put The 'Ovo' Back In Viviparous reviewsJust say the word and I'd even drop the 'ov' for you.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-09 - Complete27. But I Believe In The Asian&Russian Versions reviewsThere's a joke in here I'm expecting you to catch.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-09 - Complete28. Say Something, » reviewsSay Anything.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete29. It's True reviewsOr At Least I Thought It Was.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete30. Pro or Con? reviewsI can't decide.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete31. This Must Be A Trick reviewsBecause I Was Actually Happy With You.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete32. How I Came Equatable To ScumSuckingTrash reviewsOnly God knows how many of these I'm going to write.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete33. Half Something reviews...Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete34. It's More Then Just Talent reviewsAnd I don't have nearly enough of it.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete35. Swiss Army Life reviewsWaste Not Want Not.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete36. 03132009 reviews04:17 PMPoetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete37. As You Wish reviewsreally means I love you.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete38. Living Like A Sinking Stone reviewsMy hands can't hold her.Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete39. Green It's Green reviewsHaven't you ever talked to me before?Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-09 - Complete40. Pyriform reviewsIn China, scientists have successfully bred mice and hippos.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-19-09 - Complete41. This Won't Hurt Me A Bit reviewsIt may hurt you though, but that's just fine.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-09 - Complete42. Give Me Something reviewsWith hands full to overflowing, I still ask for more.Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-09 - Complete43. This is Why You Call Me Baby reviewsThe Trick to Breeding Something for Slaughter is not Giving It a Name.Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-17-09 - Complete44. One day you'll understand this love too reviewsI promise.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete45. And I was right reviewsI usually am though.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete46. Let's Not Speak Of Such Things reviewsI think I'll always be a dirty word in your mind. But as long as you're thinking of me that's okay.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete47. We Fall Down Sometimes reviewsOh Isca, I hope you're watching this.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-09 - Complete48. Fools' Is The Key Word Here reviewsYou've got a heart like Iron Pyrite.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete49. He puts the END in Friendship reviewsDon't talk to me about how I don't understand.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete50. Dishes Done In Dove reviewsI'm allergic to the all purpose pink soap.Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete51. She always knew I'd be friend she'd try drugs with reviewsI bet she tastes like a mango.Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-7-09 - Complete52. Doctors Don't Know Anything, It's Only Practice reviewsOn a slightly unrelated note, my CAT scan was approved.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-7-09 - Complete53. I could never say 'no' to you reviewsAnd it's fortunate for me, you don't know that.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-5-09 - Complete54. If I could blame this on intoxication, I would reviewsI was high/drunk' is -never- an excuse.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete55. Friends like this make atomic bombs look cuddly reviewsHere radiation poisoning, here boy!Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete56. Complete strangers tell me I'm beautiful reviewsMen take there clothes off for me. True story.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete57. That doesn't mean we shouldn't try reviewsI don't give up or give in.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete58. My name is Jessica reviewsSay it with me now.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete59. 20thousand miles or Years reviewsChange your tires.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-09 - Complete60. Mallihuan reviewsThe Aztecs' had it right.Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-1-09 - Complete61. After work conversations over the water pump reviewsI didn't even know cars HAD water pumps.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-1-09 - Complete62. This is not a 'please touch' museum reviewsA low cut shirt is not a 'yes, please grope me'.Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-1-09 - Complete63. I promise to use my own silhouette this time reviewsI don't need you for anything.Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-1-09 - Complete64. But you never killed anyone reviewsUnless you count smoking.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete65. 16th Century Saints reviewsSometimes I write things about him that make him out to be this far off vengeful god.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete66. we are the puppet state of manchuria reviewsCompanion piece to 'I wouldn't lie to you Baby'.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete67. I wouldn't lie to you, Baby reviewsHonest.Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete68. Corkscrew reviewsBeing less than sober is no excuse.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete69. Girls Like Us Shouldn't Have Vices » reviewsGreat poetry won't make up for the nightmares or the trouble looking in the mirror.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete70. Dysphoria in the City of Brotherly Love » reviewsMeet one of my very best friends in the world.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-27-0971. Baby, All I Do Is Gyrate& That Never Killed Anyone reviewsDid I mention the ability to spit poison?Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-0972. Fifth reviewsSex can never replace or replicate or placate my need to mean more.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-09 - Complete73. Jack Of All Trades, King Of None & The Grill Guy reviewsMeet Me.Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-26-09 - Complete74. Mirror, Mirror, You'll Never Lie To Me Again reviewsI swear to god, I'll never listen to you again.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-26-09 - Complete75. Define Me As Something Worthy Of A Name » reviewsDoxie n. pl. dox·ies Slang 1. A female lover; a mistress. 2. A sexually promiscuous woman.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-12-09 - Complete76. Darling, I'll Never Get Tired Of Your Beauty » reviewsShe's my first.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 7-11-09 - Complete77. Ruined In More Ways Then One reviewsFairy Tale Princesses never get broken hearts. They just made it work the first time.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-3-09 - Complete78. Ocean, Dear Ocean » reviewsI'll be married to you soon.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-18-09 - Complete