Doxie Doll
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since: 03-13-09, id: 658239, Profile Updated: 04-03-10
country: USA
Author has written 79 stories for Life, Love, General, Religion, Work, Friendship, Humor, and Family.

Don't make the universe regret you.

-Instructions for a Body by Marty McConnell

Isca, quite possibly everyone's favorite poet.

I have a habit of responding to reviews with complete and total honesty, and giving a background to the poem in question. Ask Punslinger, I do it to him all the time.

My screenname for AIM is JessiNekoChan. I'm not on much any more but, feel free to add me if you want to talk or just read my awesome away messages. I used to have a myspace, now I just keep it for the blog I wrote while working a shitty job and to vent when one of my friends ran away.

If you want to read works in progress or just want to read less formal more blog style poetry Dysphoria is the place to be. I always meant to start a new thread called Cyclothymia, but Dysphoria just stuck.

I gave in and now am the proud(?) owner of a facebook.

Also,

A shout out to surroundedANDalone for her Marshmallow-esque stories that never fail to make me squee.


1. A Happy Poem reviews
Possible Trigger. Part two contains the proofread version.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-7-12 - Published: 11-1-10 - Complete
2. Fear is the Floorboards reviews
Workshop lead by Chad Anderson
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-11
3. Mommy, it is so easy to lie reviews
My first memory of you is watching you smoke in our old old house.
Poetry: Family - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-11 - Complete
4. Green Thumb reviews
I have been planting these seeds for years. Possible Trigger.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-10 - Complete
5. The Myth Inside of Ren reviews
I wrote this while I was meeting Nirvana.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-29-10 - Complete
6. Postcard reviews
Workshop lead by Megan Thoma.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-10 - Complete
7. Leaving Home in Five Parts » reviews
Running away is still the best term for what you did.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-6-10 - Published: 7-3-10 - Complete
8. Instructions » reviews
Workshop led by Conner Dooley, slam finalist and regular on the Indie feed performance poetry channel.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-10
9. Day 30 reviews
This is for the girl who made my coffee today in the Java Hut place.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-1-10 - Complete
10. Day 28 reviews
I don't know when it stopped being consensual.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-30-10 - Complete
11. Day 8 reviews
I look for your face in the floor boards...
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-22-10 - Complete
12. Body, reviews
Why can't we be friends' her body asks.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-10 - Complete
13. Day 4 reviews
A getting drunk with a boy poem.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-10 - Complete
14. Saturday reviews
If I told you this was true how would you feel? Now, what if I said it's about me?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-3-10 - Complete
15. Dear Jessica, reviews
What about short girls who don't exist unless they're talking?
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-3-10 - Complete
16. Chasing Cars reviews
What happens if I catch you?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-12-09 - Complete
17. Trigger » reviews
Self Injury.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-12-09
18. Uncle Kiska's Glorious Right Hand reviews
Part of collection I want to publish.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-09 - Complete
19. The Little Boy reviews
Dedicated to Sean Michael Evans & Kath Evans.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-09 - Complete
20. Oh Brownie! reviews
I've never had a dog.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-12-09 - Complete
21. Letters To My Nocternal Self From Sunrise » reviews
I'll only write these when I can see the sun.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 12-12-09 - Published: 8-13-09
22. Dedicated to Crystal reviews
I promise not to leave maggots in your mouth.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-9-09 - Complete
23. Bleach & Bible Study » reviews
Consider this tittle WIP still
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-4-09 - Published: 9-17-09 - Complete
24. Icarus » reviews
Or the story of wings...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-3-09 - Published: 9-27-09
25. Consider This 'I'm Not Sorry' reviews
I'm done crying over you, because it's clear you don't care about me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-17-09 - Complete
26. Put The 'Ovo' Back In Viviparous reviews
Just say the word and I'd even drop the 'ov' for you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-09 - Complete
27. But I Believe In The Asian&Russian Versions reviews
There's a joke in here I'm expecting you to catch.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-09 - Complete
28. Say Something, » reviews
Say Anything.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete
29. It's True reviews
Or At Least I Thought It Was.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete
30. Pro or Con? reviews
I can't decide.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete
31. This Must Be A Trick reviews
Because I Was Actually Happy With You.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete
32. How I Came Equatable To ScumSuckingTrash reviews
Only God knows how many of these I'm going to write.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete
33. Half Something reviews
...
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete
34. It's More Then Just Talent reviews
And I don't have nearly enough of it.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete
35. Swiss Army Life reviews
Waste Not Want Not.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete
36. 03132009 reviews
04:17 PM
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-23-09 - Complete
37. As You Wish reviews
really means I love you.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete
38. Living Like A Sinking Stone reviews
My hands can't hold her.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-22-09 - Complete
39. Green It's Green reviews
Haven't you ever talked to me before?
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-09 - Complete
40. Pyriform reviews
In China, scientists have successfully bred mice and hippos.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-19-09 - Complete
41. This Won't Hurt Me A Bit reviews
It may hurt you though, but that's just fine.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-09 - Complete
42. Give Me Something reviews
With hands full to overflowing, I still ask for more.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-09 - Complete
43. This is Why You Call Me Baby reviews
The Trick to Breeding Something for Slaughter is not Giving It a Name.
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-17-09 - Complete
44. One day you'll understand this love too reviews
I promise.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete
45. And I was right reviews
I usually am though.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete
46. Let's Not Speak Of Such Things reviews
I think I'll always be a dirty word in your mind. But as long as you're thinking of me that's okay.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-16-09 - Complete
47. We Fall Down Sometimes reviews
Oh Isca, I hope you're watching this.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-09 - Complete
48. Fools' Is The Key Word Here reviews
You've got a heart like Iron Pyrite.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete
49. He puts the END in Friendship reviews
Don't talk to me about how I don't understand.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete
50. Dishes Done In Dove reviews
I'm allergic to the all purpose pink soap.
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-13-09 - Complete
51. She always knew I'd be friend she'd try drugs with reviews
I bet she tastes like a mango.
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-7-09 - Complete
52. Doctors Don't Know Anything, It's Only Practice reviews
On a slightly unrelated note, my CAT scan was approved.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-7-09 - Complete
53. I could never say 'no' to you reviews
And it's fortunate for me, you don't know that.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-5-09 - Complete
54. If I could blame this on intoxication, I would reviews
I was high/drunk' is -never- an excuse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete
55. Friends like this make atomic bombs look cuddly reviews
Here radiation poisoning, here boy!
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete
56. Complete strangers tell me I'm beautiful reviews
Men take there clothes off for me. True story.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete
57. That doesn't mean we shouldn't try reviews
I don't give up or give in.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete
58. My name is Jessica reviews
Say it with me now.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-4-09 - Complete
59. 20thousand miles or Years reviews
Change your tires.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-09 - Complete
60. Mallihuan reviews
The Aztecs' had it right.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-1-09 - Complete
61. After work conversations over the water pump reviews
I didn't even know cars HAD water pumps.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-1-09 - Complete
62. This is not a 'please touch' museum reviews
A low cut shirt is not a 'yes, please grope me'.
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-1-09 - Complete
63. I promise to use my own silhouette this time reviews
I don't need you for anything.
Poetry: Work - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-1-09 - Complete
64. But you never killed anyone reviews
Unless you count smoking.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete
65. 16th Century Saints reviews
Sometimes I write things about him that make him out to be this far off vengeful god.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete
66. we are the puppet state of manchuria reviews
Companion piece to 'I wouldn't lie to you Baby'.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete
67. I wouldn't lie to you, Baby reviews
Honest.
Poetry: Religion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete
68. Corkscrew reviews
Being less than sober is no excuse.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete
69. Girls Like Us Shouldn't Have Vices » reviews
Great poetry won't make up for the nightmares or the trouble looking in the mirror.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete
70. Dysphoria in the City of Brotherly Love » reviews
Meet one of my very best friends in the world.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-27-09
71. Baby, All I Do Is Gyrate& That Never Killed Anyone reviews
Did I mention the ability to spit poison?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-26-09
72. Fifth reviews
Sex can never replace or replicate or placate my need to mean more.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-09 - Complete
73. Jack Of All Trades, King Of None & The Grill Guy reviews
Meet Me.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-26-09 - Complete
74. Mirror, Mirror, You'll Never Lie To Me Again reviews
I swear to god, I'll never listen to you again.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-26-09 - Complete
75. Define Me As Something Worthy Of A Name » reviews
Doxie n. pl. dox·ies Slang 1. A female lover; a mistress. 2. A sexually promiscuous woman.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-12-09 - Complete
76. Darling, I'll Never Get Tired Of Your Beauty » reviews
She's my first.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-12-09 - Published: 7-11-09 - Complete
77. Ruined In More Ways Then One reviews
Fairy Tale Princesses never get broken hearts. They just made it work the first time.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-3-09 - Complete
78. Ocean, Dear Ocean » reviews
I'll be married to you soon.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 6-18-09 - Complete
79. SOS reviews
I'm sending out a perpetual SOS. No one ever hears the sarcasm.
Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-18-09 - Complete