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since: 03-22-09, id: 659676, Profile Updated: 08-15-09
country: United States
Author has written 15 stories for Love, Life, Song, Family, Friendship, and General.

I am Chronic Anachronism. "chronic" meaning all the time or habitual, and "anachronism" meaning something not in its place in time. I'm saying that I am never living in the present, if you could not guess.

I write plotless short stories in addition to terrible poetry.

I know that this site operates like Fanfiction dot Net, so please don't archive my stuff anywhere else, just link.

Bear in mind that most of my poems are songs, so lots of them will have choruses and they won't scan particularly well.

I took down "Act IV, Scene VII" because I was going to put it on fanfiction dot net, but there's no Shakespeare section that I can find, so I might put it back up...

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1. Grey reviews
The first free verse I've written in a long time. I feel sort of -dull- about this one.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 8-15-09
2. Let it Rot reviews
A rather disconnected poem with bizarre imagery.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-15-09 - Published: 8-15-09
3. Ashes reviews
A poem/song about help.
Complete - Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 7-30-09
4. Don't Fix Me If You're Going To Break Me Again reviews
I'm melodramatic and gloomy, as per usual.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-23-09 - Published: 6-23-09
5. Someone New » reviews
it took him to get me to leave and that's the truth/so why am I still writing all these songs for you?
Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-29-09 - Published: 4-29-09
6. Worse off than before reviews
Another poem from the diseased recesses of my mind.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-25-09 - Published: 4-25-09
7. Sticks and Stones reviews
A creepy little spin on the children's rhyme.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 4-24-09
8. Folly and Fire Don't Mix
What the title says, but it's all metaphorical. Oh noes!
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 4-24-09
9. Wild Garden » reviews
A figment of my imagination in a garden.
Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 4-22-09
10. Megan's Sister reviews
A long poem about a cutter's sister...yeah.
Complete - Family - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 4-24-09
11. Love the Sinner Hate the Sin reviews
I wrote this in October or November while wallowing in emo despair. Beware: will only make sense to me!
Complete - Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 4-5-09
12. Pretty Lycanthrope reviews
Being in love with a werewolf can be pretty harsh, I guess. A little song from a girl who wants the object of her affection to love her back, with the added hardship of him being a lycanthrope. Summary is way too long for a short song!
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-09 - Published: 3-28-09
13. SemiHopeful Masochist reviews
Rather depressing epic poem with very little point. WARNING: heavy angst and a bit of substance abuse. Narrator is drunk/hungover for most of the poem .
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-27-09 - Published: 3-27-09
14. No Lock Left reviews
Another song/poem about a dangerous romance.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 3-24-09
15. Hey Ryan reviews
A song/poem about unrequited love or at least unrequited obsession.
Complete - Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-24-09 - Published: 3-24-09
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