This is a picture of my super cute adorable puppy. He's 2. His name is Leo. I love him. He's cute and knows it. Uses it to his advantage. (That's why he's fat, but you can't tell from this picture!)

HEY! PLEASE DO MY POLL! IT WILL DETERMINE THE NEXT STORY I WRITE!! SO DO IT! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! thanks!

LOOK HERE!! READ THIS! IMPORTANT! Hiya! So What should I be for Halloween? Keep in mind im a girl. And I don't want anything perverted.

Haha, I found this on someones profile...its hilarious.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going 2 be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash!!...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)...

NEWS!!- Nothing going on really. Possibly putting a pillow book up. (See top) Went through my clothes recently and I am currently reading a book called Miracle. It's O.K. And that's like it. Sorry. I have a boring life.

Note to Sara(You know who you are)- Hope you''re O.K you werent at skool 2 day. Sick? If so FEEL BETTER!!

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned of being popular. If you are the five percent who aren't concerned, copy this onto your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this onto your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Have you ever wanted to shred those too girly fangirls that scream "OHMIGOSH I AM(insert bishie here)'S WIFE HAHAHA U SUX!" with a hammer? An axe? A chainsaw? Well then, copy and paste this into your profile and spread your feelings to everyone about how fangirlyness SUCKS.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you ever stared at someone for a really long time for no reason, put this in your profile

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

God makes happy endings, so if it's not happy, then its not the end. ~ Anonymous

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it! ~ Anonymous

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to scream with the thunder, runwith the lightning, and dance with the rain. ~Anonymous

Best friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen in public with you! ~ Anonymous

Sit down, Shut up and take it like a woman, because we all know we handle things much better then men. ~ Me

True friends are like diamonds: precious, but rare; Fake friends are like autumn leaves: found everywhere~ Anonymous

Life isn't measured by how many breaths you take, but rather by the number of moments that take your breath away. ~Anonymous :)

Can't face me? Turn around. Can't stand me? Sit down. Think I'm tripping? Tie my shoes. Call me crazy, but you have no idea.~ Anonymous

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who wont anymore, and who always will. So don't worry about people from your past; there's a reason they didn't make it to your future. ~ Icon

I'm not perfect. I'll annoy you, tick you off, say stupid things & then take them back. But put all that aside and you wont find another girl who loves and cares for you more than I do. ~ Icon

We'll be the old ladies in the Nursing Home causing trouble in our super-power wheelchairs.~ Icon

I'm ready to be the girl I used to be; the one who never cried, never got mad about D u MB things, and the one who would never worry about being IN LOVE. ~ Anonymous

Maybe my heart didn't really SKIP a beat. And maybe that TWINKLE in your eye was just the sun reflecting weird. And maybe that FEELINGin my stomach was just not having enough for breakfast. And MAYBE I just thought it was LOVE. ~ Anonymous

You know your in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. ~ Dr. Seuss

A Broken Heart is like a broken mirror, it's better to leave it broken than to hurt yourself trying to fix it. ~ Anonymous

Everybody wants to be HAPPY. Nobody wants to be in PAIN. But you can't have a RAINBOW, without the RAIN. ~ Anonymous

I'm not quiet; I'm just secretly plotting your imminent doom. ~ Icon

It's sad when people you know become people you knew. How you can walk right past someone, as if they were never a big part of your life. How you used to be able to talk for hours and now you can barely look at them. It's sad how times change. ~ Icon

These violent delights have violent ends. And in their triumph die, like fire and powder. Which as they kiss, consume. ~ Romeo and Juliet

To me FEARLESS is not the absence of fear, it's not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts, lots of them. To me FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare yo to death. FEARLESS is falling madly in love again, even though you've been hurt before. FEARLESS is walking into your freshman year at fifteen. FEARLESSis getting back up and fighting for what you want over and over again... even though evey time you've tried before, you've lost. It's FEARLESS to have faith that someday things will change. FEARLESS is having the courage to say goodbye to someone who only hurts you, even if you can't breathe without them. I think it's FEARLESS to fall for your best friend, even though he's in love with someone else. And when some one apologizes to you enough times for things they'll never stop doing, I think it's FEARLESS to stop believing them.It's FEARLESS to say"Your NOT Sorry" and walk away. I think loving someone despite what others think is FEARLESS. I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS. Letting go is FEARLESS. Then moving on and being alright ... that's FEARLESStoo. But no matter what love throws at you, you have to believe in it. You have to believe in love stories and prince charmings, and happily ever afters. That's why I write these songs. Because I THINK LOVE IS FEARLESS! -T- ~Taylor swift

My friends are the kind of people who will go up to a guy who just broke up with you and say... "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" They are also the kind of people who will spend HOURS trying to drown a fish. ~ Anonymous (I luv you guys!)

Passion is great, but fleeting. While true love is ever lasting and constant. ~Sylvia Browne

Friends never ask for anything to eat or drink. Best friends help themselves and are the reason you have no food; Friends would bail you out of jail. Best friends would be sitting next to you saying "Man we messed UP!"; Friends borrow your stuff for a few days, then give It back. Best friends lose your stuff, but that's ok, you never returned that shirt you borrowed from her either. ~ Anonymous

Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better." but BEST friends will be prank calling him at two in the morning saying "You will die in 7 days." ~Anonymous

If you were to get murdered, all of your friends would go to your funeral. But your best friend would come and visit your grave, at least 5 years later, after not attending it and lean down, sigh, then whisper "Sorry I missed your funeral pal, but I got arrested after killing the guy who did this to you." ~ Anonymous

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "A floor" -- a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive. ~ Anonymous

They say guns don't kill people. people kill people. Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. ~ Anonymous

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. ~ Anonymous

Beginnings are SCARY; endings are sad. Its the middle that counts the MOST. So don't look too hard for HAPPY ENDINGS because you just might miss the BEST part of the story. ~ Anonymous

Were fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~ Japanese Proverb

I'm not the kind of girl who makes threats to scare you. I plot my revenge silently. ~ Icon

Go forlong walks, indulge in hot baths, question your assumptions, be kind to yourself, live for the moment, loosen up, scream, curse the world, count your blessings, let go, just be. ~ Carol Shields

Eef-You-see-kay... Why-oh-you. Sound it out. ~ Anonymous

Were best friends. We have marker fights, chasing each other around the room. You never want to give us paint for an ACTUAL PROJECT because it will all end up on US. We can never concentrate on anything when were together and it's probably a bad idea to give us something complicated to do. We laugh about absolutely nothing and get in trouble all the time. But all of this is what makes us BEST FRIENDS. ~ Anonymous

You can agree with me, or you can be wrong. ~ Anonymous

Don't be afraid to shed a few tears. The most beautiful rainbows appear only after a shower. ~ Maegan Smith

Don't regret your mistakes. Remember, on the road of life, sometimes it's the unexpected detours that take us to the most beautiful places! ~ Jacqueline O' Riley

The point is we cant help who we fall in love with. ~ Nikki Flores

Shoes can change your life (Ask Cinderella) ~ Nikki Flores

He gave her 11 roses, one fake. And said "I'll love you til the last rose dies." ~ Nikki Flores

Lies, Drama, Tears...CHEERS to the teenage years. ~ Nikki Flores

Like anyone else, there are days I feel beautiful and days I don't, and when I don't, I do something about it. ~ Cheryl Tiegs

I'm tired of all this nonesense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? ~Jean Kerr

Last night I dreamedI ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. ~ Tommy Cooper

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insaneevery night of our lives. ~ William Dement

Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know, so it keeps flying anyway. --Anonymous

It's the kind of relationship where we have a secret handshake, and she begs him to watch Disney movies with her, while he begs her to watch a scary movie instead. It's where they laugh and joke all the time, but they're serious when it's time to be serious. It's where neither of them have to say 'I love you' because they know with all their hearts they love each other. It's where they can mess around on her couch, and then she'll laugh at him when he tries not to look guilty in front of her dad. It's the kind of love everyone dreams about. --Anonymous

We're tighter than a fat kid in spandex. --Icon

I say we shoot C U P I D and see how he likes it. --Anonymous

Drugs? No thanks; the only drugs I take are my flintstone vitamins. I know, you're so jealous. --Icon

And I'm the kind of g i r l that will burst out laughing at something that happened the day before... --Icon

I'm not sleeping! I'm checking my eyelids for light leaks. --Garfield

It's myeffing life and -you know what?- nobody invited you. So there's the door. --Bille Joel Armstrong

Inspiration comes in the middle of the night when you should be doing homework. --Amy Lee

Never drive fasterthan your Guardian Angel can fly. ~ Anonymous

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger.~ Anonymous

It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.~Anonymous

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you~ Anonymous

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.~Anonymous

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ~Anonymous

Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately. ~Anonymous

I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon. ~Anonymous

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.~Anonymous

Never be afraid to do something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark; professionals built the titanic.~Anonymous

Each days a gift and not a given right. ~ Nickleback, If Today Was You Last Day

MP3 list most listened to:
Just Dance-Lady Gaga
Dark Lady- Cher
Pokerface-Lady Gaga
My Life Would Suck Without You-Kelly Clarkson
I wanna Rock-Twisted Sister
Dragula-Rob Zombie
Mokingbird-eminem
It's Getting Hot In Here-Nelly
1985-Bowling For Soup
Picture-Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow
U & Ur Hand-P!nk
Temperature-Sean Paul
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend-Miranda Lambert
Smack That-Akon
Low-Flo Rida
Same Girl-R. Kelly & Usher
Never Again-Kelly Clarkson
Haunted-Kelly Clarkson
The Way I Loved You-Taylor Swift
Freak Out-Avril Lavigne
Never Too Late-Three Days Grace
No Surprise-Theory of A Deadman
Cleaning Out My Closet-eminem
No Scrubs-TLC
I Kissed A Girl-Katy Perry
Whiskey Lullaby-Brad Paisley
Soulmate-Natasha Beddingfield
Love Games-Lady Gaga
Keeps Gettin' Better- Christina Aguleria
Take A Bow-Rhianna
Untouched-The Veronicas
Stupid Girls-P!nk
Thanks For The Memories-Fall Out Boy
Kiss A Girl-Kieth Urban
I Run To You-Lady Antebellum
Fallin' For You-Colbie Callat