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Author has written 3 stories for Romance, and Mythology. hi. I'm new at this so bring on the insults and criticism. i obviously love to write but I'm also a bit of a baseball fanatic so from now until October do not be surprised if i vanish at random times. i love the Chicago cubs but I'm not from Chicago, thank god because it cold there. i hate anything below 65 degrees I'm a north Carolina girl but I'm am not a hick thank you very much. I'm the only girl in my family that's below the age of 26 so lets just say i distrust the male population in general thanks to my moronic male relatives. I'm random, silly, and loud and to my mom's dismay the majority of my class mates believe i am the spawn of Satan. i tend to act mean so they leave me alone. I'm agnostic which is something the bible tumpers in my town don't understand. I'm antisocial because lets face it most people are stupid. that's all I'm going to say about me for now. okay here's the deal i got some reviews that were good at helping me figure out the kinks in my story so i went a totally redid some stuff so the new version of Girls Can't Play Baseball is up and I'll try to get the sequel Boys Can't Play Music up as soon as possible so i found so pics that are as close to my charcters as possiable so follow the links if you want to see them http://www.sxc.hu/pic/m/k/kd/kdezmac/514197_girl_w_blue_eyes_1.jpg Athena http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/498291874_63be776927.jpg?v=0 Poseidon http://fwrestling.com/host/cookiefreak89/ryan2.jpg Apollo http://media.photobucket.com/image/guy20with20blue20eyes/Excutio/Emodude.jpg Hermes http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1009/1236467426_38f86196a4.jpg Dionysus http://www.freewebs.com/laura_winchester/normal_SR0483_SN2-1466r.jpg Matt http://www.fragilefocus.com/true_desires/mike.jpg Sammy http://www.cozzifantutti.com/modfab/hgb/bernal.jpg Ares http://www.absolutvision.com/gallery/gallery/th/3F1305.preview.jpg Alethia quotes that i find amusing 92 percent of American Teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. I’m part of the 8 percent that would laugh my ass off.. Venting, even a little, keeps the apeshits away. Dreams are what we need to survive other wise our minds would dry up with disuse. The Scottish verdict 'not proven' means 'guilty, but don't do it again’. Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead There are three things in my life which I really love: God, my family, and baseball. The only problem - once baseball season starts, I change the order around a bit. "When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations Can you really die? I mean every major religion believes in an afterlife so does that mean that ‘death’ is a journey and we lost the directions to get back? I used to hate running and then I realized that when the zombie attack happens I’ll be able to out run all you suckers. The majority of the problem wants the next generation to fix the world but if the majority of the next generation belongs to the majority of the problem then what does that say about our future? I know exactly where my brain is. It’s sitting on my closet shelf plotting world domination. You don't save a pitcher for tomorrow. Tomorrow it may rain. ~Leo Durocher Don't tell me about the world. Not today. Its springtime and they're knocking baseball around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball. ~Pete Hamill I believe in the Church of Baseball. I tried all the major religions and most of the minor ones. I've worshipped Buddha, Allah, Brahma, Vishnu, Siva, trees, mushrooms and Isadora Duncan. I know things. For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988 Putting lights in Wrigley Field is like putting aluminum siding on the Sistine Chapel. ~Roger Simon, 1988 "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." "People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world," "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." "I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." "Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film." "Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting." "Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." "Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools." "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.” All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day! A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Black holes are where God divided by zero. BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up! Cleverly Disguised As a Responsible Adult Why is it called a bumper if we can’t use them as such? “I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!" A clean car is a sign if sick mind. Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy. According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist. Ask me about my vow of silence. Earth Is the Insane Asylum for the Universe Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway He’s Not Dead, He’s Electroencephalographically-Challenged I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either. I have PMS and a handgun. Any Questions?? If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished. Man made beer, God made pot. You make the choice. Mirrors can't talk. Luckily for you they can't laugh either. S.O.B.E.R. - Sick of Banning Everyone's Rights Spare the fenders, save the trees, give the sober friend the keys. We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "Smart"? You’re Just Jealous Because the Voices Only Speak to ME!! Why do women have such low self-esteem? There are many complex psychological and societal reasons, by which I mean Barbie. -Dave Barry, 1999 Are you sure that ‘gut’ feeling isn’t left over from that burrito you had for lunch? I tried living in reality and it is too ludicrous to believe. "I dislike blasphemy on purely rational grounds. If there is no God, blasphemy is stupid and unnecessary; if there is, then it's damned dangerous." "When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped." "If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing." "If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door." You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. --Al Capone "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his." "While running, it is rude to count the people you pass out loud." "In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that he did not also limit his stupidity." God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Ok people, this is just sad. I MEAN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! Gays are humans, like us. It's not a sickness that can be spread but something that they are BORN with in their GENES! If you care, you'll repost this. If you don't, YOU'RE A HOMOPHIC LUNITIC WHO MAY AS WELL BUILD THEMSELVES A HOUSE OUT IN THE WOODS AND LOCK YOURSELF IN IT BECAUSE WE (us people who are open minded and are living in PRESENT TIME) DON'T WANT YOU HERE BREATHING OUR SAME AIR! I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. the bold ones apply to me | |||||||||
1. Boys Can't Play Music » reviewsAthena Patricks is back and ready to for her senior year but now it's no longer Athena's reputation on the line but her brothers as try to prove that they can really play. from baseball to badass bands these kids will find that what they want is in reach.Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6-13-09 - Published: 6-9-092. Girls Can't Play Baseball » reviewsrewritten Athena Patricks has been through hell and back and now has to attend a primarly male school with her 4 older brothers. will she find love and the glue to mend her soul or will she be broken beyond repair? my first story. i hope you like it. finComplete - Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,247 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 3-30-093. I Will Not Die Thank You Very Much reviewswhen your parents intend to sacrafice you you to the gods and the same gods want to help you what do you do? you do what ever it take to survive thats what. a story of survival and arrogant godsMythology - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-30-09 - Published: 3-30-09
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