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since: 03-29-09, id: 660842, Profile Updated: 10-12-09
country: Canada
Author has written 11 stories for Supernatural, General, Romance, Spiritual, School, and Fable.

So, I'm the type of girl who'd go around the mall clucking like a chicken.
I'm the type of girl who gets waaaaay too obsessive over really good books.
I'm the type of girl who, if allowed, who dress up as Hermione or Ginny or Lily, or hell, as Harry Potter himself and wear the costume on the plane ride to a convention.
I'd rather curl up with a good book than go out and get drunk.
I'd rather be playing the sport than sitting on the bench.
I'd never be a cheerleader, they're too... cheery.
I take out my anger, not on my pillow, but by dancing and singing around my room.
I write because I love to.
I read because it gives me the chance to be someone else for an hour.
I'd rather be loud than quiet, but when I am quiet and shy, its usually around adults.
My name is Elvira (just call me Ria), and I'm quite insane.
But you'll love me anyways. (:

Soo, I'm a girl. (Duh.)
I live in Canada! (All hail the ...prime minister? o.O)
I'm 14 years old, going into grade 9.
My heritage is italian, and both my parents where born there.
I'm a deprived child so no cellie, but I've got an iPod.
I listen to Paramore, Demi Lovato and so much more.
I'm obsessed with Harry Potter to the point where my family thinks I need a mental house.
I'm a leo. Rawr.
My besties know who they are. (;
I'm me, I'm unique and I wouldn't have it any other way.
By the way?
Did I mention I was crazy? (:

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

LOCATION.LOCATION.LOCATION

Here are some of the other places you can find me:

Piczo: www.x-constant-vigilance.piczo.com

FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/~phoenixsecrets

MuggleSpace: Name: Via

Twitter: miiserybusiness

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1. Kindly Unspoken reviews
Vampiria has a lot of secrets. But one in particular is locked up forever, in the King's study, where no one else is to go. Why? Because it means either the destruction or recreation of the world. spin off of Kit-Kat-KutieXD's Apple Bottom Academy
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-11-09 - Published: 10-11-09
2. Little Red Riding Hood: The Wolf's Tale reviews
We've all heard the story of Little Red and her Riding Hood. But what happens when a teacher gives a student the opportunity to change that story? To make the bad guys GOOD - the good guys BAD? That twisted student and her friends have come up with this.
Complete - Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-9-09 - Published: 10-9-09
3. La La Land » reviews
Lily Summers is just the not-so-ordinary-girl, living the not-so-ordinary life. What happens when her faery goes missing and her powers are in jepordy? Her friends are there for her, and ready for anything. Let's hope.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,006 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 9-12-09 - Published: 4-3-09
4. Highway 401 » reviews
Jasmine's family decides to take a trip to a tile showroom, an hour away from their own city. What happens when Daren, a super hot guy, looks out his window and spots her dancing and singing to the song on the radio during traffic?
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-11-09 - Published: 8-3-09
5. The Elements reviews
What do you do when the Earth, Fire, Water and Air masters don't even know that they're masters? For Skylar, Brent, Hayley and Eric, an old family secret comes back to haunt them, and they have to find a way to get out. But how?
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-14-09 - Published: 6-14-09
6. Graduation Memories » reviews
An anthology of works created for and about graduation.
Complete - School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 5-30-09
7. Passion reviews
A school project: The Passion of Christ, in my point of view. Well, in Victoria's point of view. One-shot. R&R.
Complete - Spiritual - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 4-24-09
8. I Promise reviews
Ever been let down by your guy? Did he ever say something around, "I promise"? Read this here and you'll understand you're not alone.
Complete - Romance - Fiction Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 4-11-09
9. That Slight Glow reviews
Oh, you know that glow. The one right before the sun sets for the day. And, remember that time with your neighbors outside? Of course you do...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-11-09 - Published: 4-11-09
10. Long Summer Day Memories reviews
Inspiration was something the wind brought, as a messenger of God, showing a little girl just how to colour a picture and make it into a marvelous work of art. Memories are all that we have. Just a random one-shot!
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 4-1-09
11. Energized » reviews
Lily is a normal, teenage girl, living the normal, teenage girl life - or so her four best friends think. Behind all that, she has a secret. A dark secret. One that if told to the wrong person - or mortal in this case - could be disastrous for her world.
Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-1-09 - Published: 4-1-09
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