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Author has written 14 stories for Humor, Life, Play, and Nature. some really good quotes!:) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling. There are many truths: my truth, your truth and THE truth." (China) "It's hard to believe that someone is telling the truth when you know that if you were in that position, you would lie." (H. Mencken) "Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree." (Martin Luther King) The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together." He who laughs last didn't get it. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? | |||||||||
1. Red epidemic reviewsA crazy nosense poem about a new virus sweeping the world, and the lengths some will go to to avoid it.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 221 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-9-12 - Complete2. I want to play in a band with a crazy name reviewsQuite a long poem for me, but I found a long forgotten contest prompt, and got inspired, It's kind of a nonsense poem, kind of not, but it rhymes:Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-17-11 - Complete3. A Recipe for Night reviewsI wrote this when I was six, and found it a couple of days ago, otherwise exactly what the title says, enjoy:Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-11 - Complete4. Rezzie's Story » reviewsWhat if rapunzel hadn't been rescued? What then? Would she go mad locked up in a tower year after year? And if a prince finally did come, would he be what she wanted? A parody of rapunzel, humerous, etc : Satisfy your curiosity!Poetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-25-115. The merits of lowslung jeans reviewsA random humourous poem my friend challenged me to write. On various opinions regarding the low slung jeans so many people wear :Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-21-11 - Complete6. Newton first thought of gravity reviewsA poem I wrote for school, about an event that Newton may not have wanted to share...: R RPoetry: Humor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-4-10 - Complete7. Be happy! reviewsAbout my friend and i walking to english...: opposite, but friends.Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-5-10 - Complete8. Radioactive reviewsA poem about a little radioactive strand, please reveiw and tell me what you think:Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-10 - Complete9. The working man reviewsIt's an play adaptation of a song by flanders and swan,called "the gas man cometh": , which I wrote for a school project when I was quite small.Fiction: Play - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-23-10 - Complete10. The Ballad of Charles Darnay reviewsThis ballad started as an English task , Its about the life of the character Charles Darnay, from Charles Dickens's Novel -The Tale of Two Cities I wrote it with a group of about 3 others , Please review, I really want to know what people think of this.Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-16-10 - Complete11. A memory reviewsA memory is a single bloom, amongst many others Enjoy!Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-10 - Complete12. Zigzags in August reviewsA random and admittedly short poem about life in general...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-10 - Complete13. Seamaiden reviewsA short and random poem about a sea maiden, enjoy!Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-10 - Complete14. The Ricatree reviewsA funny poem about a tree, which is causing all the local tourists to mysteriously disappear...Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-7-10 - Complete
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