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since: 04-26-09, id: 665539, Profile Updated: 11-21-09
Author has written 18 stories for General, and Life.

Oleander (Nerium oleander, (pronounced /ˈnɪəriəm ˈoʊliː.ændər/),1 is an evergreen shrub or small tree in the dogbane family Apocynaceae and is one of the most poisonous plants known.

(formerly xXSunnySideDownXx, and YouDon'tSay. i'll prolly stick with this pen name for a while now--i like it.)

So, me:

Fine, fine, my age: 14. I'm fairly sure that no one would stalk me, as you don't even know what I look like, unless they'd stalk me purely because of my writing. Which, granted, is fucking amazing...umm...maybe not. But, yeah.

haha, if anyone did stalk me (though no self-respecting stalker would choose me, i'm sure), they'd find it difficult. Plus, what's to say I'm not so long-bearded fat old man, typing away at my computer in a basement somewhere? While sharpening a rusty machete?

No, really.

I like black, red, and neon colors.

I'm an artist.

I try to play guitar. Currently, I fail, and am greatly disheartened whenever I hear a real master play. TT_TT

I am trying to teach myself to draw manga. Making a bit of progress there.

I'm ADD positive.

Just Attention Deficit Disorder, guys. Nothing catchy. Though not to be underestimated.

I'm rather cheerful, quite a bit really and really hyper and often silly.

I tend to act like a total retard, especially after I've consumed a number of caffeinated drinks, not always a large number.

Mountain Dew rocks my world! Though I do tend to wind up falling and yelling and generally acting like a total lunatic after having some. Fun.

Mt. Dew Amp, the energy drink...not so much. I remember a particular experience, in which I drank over half, had a huge argument with a friend I'd never argued with before, was murderously angry for an hour, then proceeded to shake uncontrolably for 3 hours after, and then had a stomachache. Not. Fun. And then I had to go to Tae Kwan Do. Even more lacking in fun-ness.

Speaking of which, I'm a brown belt. Fear me and all that.

Despite my annoyingly happy exterior, I can be frighteningly morbid, bloodthirsty, violent, and pessimistic. Always in a rather joking way, of course.

Oh, yeah: I'm mostly (totally?) insane. My friends would agree whole-heartedly.

I'm a recovered Twilight addict. I now enjoy watching/reading hilarious parodies, and making fun of the series. arms herself against the rabid fans Hate me for it, if you will.

Fave Supernatural Creature: Vampire. But I really love 'em all. Ooh, shapeshifters (not the Twilight sort, mind you, but ones that can shift to multiple animals. 'cause that just rocks more).

Fave Superpower:Probably mind-reading, despite the creepy shit you must see/hear all the time.

Hobbies:Reading, writing, sketching, surfing the 'Net, hangin' with friends, party!,

Fave Books/Authors: Night Angel trilogy, by Brent Weeks (just read it!); most anything by Tamora Pierce; Scott Westfeld; Mortal Instruments trilogy, by Cassandra Clare; Neil Gaiman; the Ender books by Orson Scott Card (Ender's Shadow is my fave); ...umm...so many, but my memory sucks. More later, maybe?

Fave Bands: Seether, Fall Out Boy, AFI, Rage Against, Paramore, Bright Light Fever, Foo Fighters, Metallica, ...once again, my memory fails me. Dammit.

I'm attempting to write a book, which will be part of a series (if you even care, my current series title is Strange Skins). If I can even finish the first one. But, though it'll take years, I think it stands a fair chance of making it to print. Someday. It includes were-creatures, a post-apocolyptic/alt-universe world, and vamps. Despite all that, I'm determined to make it completelly mine, and worth reading, without the usual motherlode of cliche. Wish me luck; I'll need all I can get, and what I can steal from others besides.

I'll finish my profile when i have time.

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1. wildwood casket reviews
nail the lid tight...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 11-21-09
2. a cavern called Despair reviews
...a random poem, quite gloomy. in my opinion, decent, but please review so i'll know what others think of it.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 11-21-09
3. such pretty lies, love reviews
you knew those words you knew were lies, gave them all names & called them up for me. please r&r, i'd like to know how i'm doing.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-21-09 - Published: 5-31-09
4. so down, reviews
so down," cry the birds in the trees. they have flown, but i still hear them...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 11-18-09
5. freedom
at times,seems nothing more than leaving things behind.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 11-18-09
6. singing back summer reviews
we don’t need cause to rebel or celebrate; we just feel the beat and we come.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 11-18-09
7. Hurricanes
...just want to be remembered.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 11-18-09
8. dreams of night reviews
p r e t e n d
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-9-09 - Published: 11-9-09
9. reflections in black reviews
fall into winter
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-9-09 - Published: 11-9-09
10. your favorite drug
you tremble with withdrawal/ struggle for breath with a look/ & that’s n- o- t acceptance—that’s the look of/ the semi-conscious .
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-7-09 - Published: 11-7-09
11. shadows reviews
of memories,and how they make us. possibly the only poem i have that ends in a way i might call optomistic. please r & r; i barely ever get reviews. and that makes me sad...so, yeah.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-6-09 - Published: 11-6-09
12. burned bridges: just my way of playing hardtoget
sometimes the skyline's so much better without.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-5-09 - Published: 11-5-09
13. gullible
...it may dull the pain/ but it dulls me too...
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 11-4-09
14. lilke ice deep inside
so cold, you can't seem to stop shivering.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 11-4-09
15. stone angel reviews
how cruel, to create an angel that can't fly.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-4-09 - Published: 11-4-09
16. just show me what i want to see reviews
--even if i need to see what's real.
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-18-09 - Published: 6-18-09
17. why don't we? reviews
...the fun and daring of being Missing on those posters...
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-17-09 - Published: 6-17-09
18. what's worse, the lack of air or this cold? reviews
The moon would be sweeter than another moment here with you-- Suffocation is best left to silence
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 6-3-09
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