Before we start, this is all you really need to know:

This is Leo, the emo orange. He does not love Fiona the grape. He is also a vampire.

Ok. Lets go.

Yeah, this next bit is me rambling incessantly. Feel free to skip :)

I AM NOT FROM ENGLAND. I AM WELSH. I AM PROUD OF IT, BUT I HATE THE STUPID ACCENT. NO, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT RUGBY, AND DO NOT EVEN BEGIN TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT SHEEP. WELSH ARE CELTIC. WE FIGHT NAKED. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

If you really need to know stuff about me, then here's some info. : I'm in high school, i am straight, i love music with a passion, especially stuff by The Script and occasionally Rnb (Rhythm and blues for all of you music phobes out there), reading and writing is the only way i stay sane, i like animals, hate cats, i wish that freddie murcury was still alive, and i occasionally kill spiders. i hate rude people (Cowell Reviewers -glares menacingly-) and Meg Cabot is my hero, i love the mediator series. Jesse the ghost is awesome. I also like Roald Dahl (Bit young for me, i know, but hey, i'm childish in that sense) and i dislike mushrooms.

And i love Ross Noble. He is the messiah of comedy. Who else could get 4000 people to conga in a line, then stampede through a music festival and charge a vegan food stand whilst chanting "sausage rolls"?

All hail Noble and his tangents. And his Stephen Hawking impression.

There's a face...next muffin.

As far as films go, i'm not really bothered. Not a movie buff. But the new Sweeney Todd film, i love. Watched it seventeen times and counting.

I have a spider called Alfie. He lives in my bedroom. He's one of those extra-large, extra-black, extra-hairy house spiders. You know the ones. The ones that will punch you if you get too close. I've been living with him for three weeks now, and i'd never thought i'd say this, but i'm getting attached. It gets kind of homey, after a while, when i wake up, look down and Alfie is sitting on the end of my bed, reading a magazine. Yep. He is that large. But anyway, if anyone has any methods of dispatching giant spiders without actually touching/going with twenty feet of them/ making them move in any way, drop me a PM.

Ok, im gonna put this clearly.

Everyone who reads and reviews my work, i love you

Any who just reads my work, i love you a little less, but love you all the same

Anyone who cant be bothered to read my work, i dont love you at all. Not even a little bit. Nada. Nothing. Nil. Zip.

I repay any reviews left to me (eventually) and i really appreciate it when people point out my spelling mistakes. Those little buggers really annoy me, and try as i might, i always miss at least one.

Ok, while i really love getting reviews, i really hate giving them, so dont freak out if it takes a while for me to get back to you. i will get back to you. You know, after i muster up the courage to read someones work and then think of something constructive to say about it. -shudder-. don't feel bad, it's difficult for me. i have no opinions.

Oh, and to anyone who has read and reviewed Eyes Of Fire here's a little note for you. I gave up on it, and while i have not yet deleted it, i very much doubt that i'll continue it. Kind of crazy, as i had over 50 reviews but still. life goes on.
But my new baby Hellfire is just based on Eyes of Fire (Can you see that i like the word "Fire" in titles?) and you might recognise some of the characters. Garth the shapeshifter is new, and so is Conan ( he hasn't been introduced yet) but Max is in this story, as is Lizzie, who has had her name changed to Ali.

I finally got over my writer's block!! Yay!! It took me almost two whole days :S...But in the while that i was sitting in front of my laptop, staring at a blank page in Word Processor like some kind of dispirited vegetable, i realised that maybe i'm writing in the wrong genre. Fantasy is cool and all, but i love romance stories myself, so guess what! I decided to give it a go.

Introducing... Do I Laugh Or Cry?

Ok, i've had ideas about this for a while, so i finally decided to get them down on paper (or laptop, whatever) and it's going really well so far! A huge thankyou to everyone who's reviewed, and an even bigger thankyou to a couple of people who have helped me out with avoiding some of the cliches. Oh, and a note for everyone who suggested that Mia might fall for her stepbrother - EW. NO.

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Sometimes tears say all there is to say

Sometimes your first scars wont ever fade away

Try to break my heart, well it's broke

Try to hang me high, well i'm choked

Wanted rain on me, well i'm soaked

soaked to the skin

it's the end where i begin

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CARPE DIEM