I'm a beta reader! If you want me to read your story please don't hesitate to send me a DocX.

I'm refusing to post a new chapter until my traffic stats start working again. I've been getting review and all that stuff, but my traffic stats aren't being updated. I'm not sure if it's just me, because it's happening on fanfiction too, or if someone else is having this problem.

Don't be lazy, just read to the bottom!

Ok... so I just spent a full hour and a half doing my profile, (I'm not insane) and then my computer just froze. ANYWAY, now I have to do it all over again, so it's gonna suck and deal with it.

My favorite book series are; Harry Potter, Twilight, Mortal Instruments, and Blue Bloods. Favorite books are, This Lullaby, The Truth About Forever, Lock and Key, The Outsiders, and more that I can't remember. T.V shows are; House M.D, American Idol, and Big Bang Theory. (LMAO AT THAT SHOW.)

My BFF, caitlinleah (which is her profile name,) writes extremely well, though she doesn't think she does. Go read her story, cause it's amazing. It's under my favorites.

Music, everything from Kanye West, to Bruce Springsteen, to Linkin Park, to Paramore, and even Phantom of the Opera, (to list just a few.)

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Quotes I like and therefore you must like them too...

"Anything's possible if you've got enough nerve," ~ J.K Rowling.

"...I want you. I want all of you, forever, you and me, everyday." ~ Noah from "The Notebook"

"What happens if a car comes?" ~ Allie
"We die." ~ Noah
From "The Notebook"

"Declarations of love amuse me, especially when unrequited." ~ Jace Wayland "City of Bones"

"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for." ~Cassandra Clare

""There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity. "I love you, and I will love you until the day I die, and if there's life after that, I'll love you then."" ~ Jace "City of Glass" (in my opinion the sweetest thing he says in any of the books!)

"Love is needing someone. Love is putting up with someone's bad qualities because they somehow complete you." ~ Sarah Dessen "This Lullaby"

"Hate Spinnerbait!" (okay EPIC points for whoever can tell me what book this is from! If you can I'll go check out all of your stories! Even better if you can tell me WHO said it!)

"Take my hands, and take my strength too..." (Same as above goes for this one! If you can name both I'll be your best friend. They're not from the same book though.)

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignore's you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

DID YOU KNOW...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period pain.it's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually unhealthy.you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love surprises.

92 percent of teenagers would die if abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath, add this if you are part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a four letter word, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own fanfic screenname, copy and paste this onto your profile

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like,"Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biogrophies and physical traits of every charecter in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturri, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you cry everytime you re-read New Moon when Edward leaves Bella (even if you know he would come back!).Crazy is when you start laughing randomnly and spazticly in the middle of playing 4 SQUARES in gym that yu fall on the floor, hurting yur butt, with the ball in yur lap and the teacher asks how you could possibly hurt yurself in 4 squares-to which yu start to stand up, laugh and fall over again.If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

A friend will bail you out of jail but a best friend would be there beside you saying," at least we had fun!"

"A guy gave his girl 12 roses, 11 real, one fake. There was note, and it said, "When the last rose dies, that's when I'll stop loving you."-Unknown

"If you live to be one hundred, i hope to live to be 100 minus 1 day. That way, i'll never have to live a day without you." Pooh Bear? i memorized it, but forgot who said it.

"The sweetest melody is the one we've never heard"

"You can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs" :

If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. (I have and I'm not even a blonde!)

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you’ve had that happen to you, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have read a moronic story, enjoyed it, and ran off to write your own, copy this and put it in your profile

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever randomly burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile. (dude, it was weird)

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (It's okay, you can do it later...)

So... Yeah that's it. And I'd just like to point out that I didn't write this stuff so I'm not responsible for the mispelled words and bad use of grammar. (Though I AM responsible for possibly not spelling grammar (grammer?) right.) Most of the above was sent to me and therefore not my fault. So Ha.

I get the names of my characters from www.thinkbabynames.com , I pick a year, pick a number 1 to 1000, and then use that name however I see fit.