Noir Schist
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since: 05-05-09, id: 667102, Profile Updated: 06-15-11
Author has written 10 stories for Life, Fantasy, Fantasy, Family, and Supernatural.

"How long, O heart, this burning like the moth?
How long this aversion to the ways of true manhood?
Burn thyself once for all in thy own flame,
How long this fluttering around the stranger’s fire?
Every atom a candidate for greatness!"
- Allaama Muhammad Iqbal

Hi.

I:
Like to read and write.
Hate newspapers.
Daydream.
Am hot-headed and blunt (occasionally).
Love to procrastinate.
French-toasting hate dysfunctional keyboards.

I:
Like reviewing.
Like it when I get reviewed.
Hate plagiarism.
Am a 98 percent fully fledged Grammar Nazi. (i.e. I do not go bat-crap crazy on genuine, rare mistakes. I, though, tend to ditch entries with "you're" spelled "your" in the first line itself, without a comment, because such entries deserve to be stoned. The other 1 percent also counts for my own mistakes that evade my strict editing.)
Want to write to a wide range of genres (although you can see that I've made an abysmal attempt at that).
Like to keep some opinions to myself (the wiser choice in some cases) and blatantly blabber out some other opinions at other times (usually the unwise choice).
Am very lazy when it comes to updating.

MOAR ABOUT MY WORKS:
You see those small poems at the bottom of my Stories list? Yep, they're some of my earliest. And suckiest. More recent (prose) poetry can be found in An Anthology of Correspondence.
Saver has not been abandoned, fear not. It is still in the works, and shall be updated...sometime in the very, very near future - I am still re-writing the pre-written, unpublished chapters because, let's see, they suck ass.
The Falcon's Eye will return.

That'll be all.
Thanks for taking a peek here.
(:


1. An Anthology of Correspondence » reviews
Coughing and stumbling through the bitter aftertaste of reality.-4: I'm tired. I'm disappointed. I'm deficient. Yet, I am still finding moments in which my heart can smile freely.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 11-30-10 - Published: 5-29-10
2. Saver reviews
So Faye did wish that her stalker-like admirer would disappear, but that didn't mean she wanted Jack dead, not to mention while saving her...or his vengeful spirit on her tail, hell-bent on taking her life.
Fiction: Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,923 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-12-10
3. Memorabilia reviews
I don't want to look back anymore.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-14-10 - Complete
4. Effulgence
A try at ambiguity. Through thick and thin, you were always there for me.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Published: 2-9-10 - Complete
5. You Aren't Here Anymore reviews
Dear brother, you are missed earnestly at home, and your return is eagerly awaited for. Come home soon. Yours, the little sister who misses you the most.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-12-09 - Complete
6. The Falcon's Eye reviews
I know what being abnormal is. I know what life is. There could come nothing that would change my views-that was what I believed...until he appeared, and gave another meaning to everything. REMOVED
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-09
7. Sparks reviews
I will bring you down.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-30-09 - Complete
8. Storms In My Dreams reviews
Your dreams show you the unimaginable.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-30-09 - Complete
9. Reminiscence reviews
I haven't forgotten.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-28-09 - Complete
10. The Gold and The Green reviews
You've left, and I cannot cry.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-28-09 - Complete