I guess I should add a profile.

I enjoy reading stories. Being forbidden to surrender to my books at work, I turned my boredom to fictionpress. Um … don’t tell my boss …

I also visit fanfiction but not as often as here. To be fair, I don’t like to stroll off from original work. Furthermore, Fanfiction are full of Mary Sues that drives me nuts. I … get angry. And let’s not get into that. So, let me start with a proper introduction.

I am – shamefully – a closet otaku. And I do mean it by every syllable. I have a strange and unhealthy obsession towards anime. This forbidden fetish shall not leave the Internet as my true identity has been concealed. If I were a girl, then I wouldn’t fret as much on this insanitary fascination. (Shut up Microsoft! That is so a word.) However, my father has blessed me with manhood so this “hobby” is rather embarrassing. By all mean, I don’t express this disease in the real world. Sure time and time again I would take small peeks at fan-service posters. (kawaii~) And I am in the process of developing the perfect disguise so I can (hopefully) attend an anime expo in the future. But I want to make it very clear to everyone that I do not have or ever had in possession of any anime poster, figuring, or even a copy of manga. Heck, I don’t even have anime character as my wallpaper.

Having said this let me go in further that I have personally watched a lot of anime. It would take all day for me to name them all so instead I will address my favorite genre instead. I … like lubby-dubby anime. Yes, I know, shameful. Currently I am having an obsession with K-ON! A few of my favorites are Clannad, Kanon, and Kannagi. See the unholy pattern? What I hate is those never-ending-doesn’t-make-any-sense shounan anime. We all know what they are: Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, and etc. Don’t ask me why I hate them. You will get flamed. Let’s just leave it at that.

Finally, I was infected with my bizarre hobby from, of course Japan. I visit there often. My mother lives in Oklahoma and my dad lives in Setagaya. At the moment, I’m an employee on the death star. (aka At&t) That’s all you need to know.

I’m pretty critical when it comes to review. I will only read your story if it intrigues me. I won’t leave a review if I don’t finish the story because it’s just … that unreadable. Also, don’t get discouraged by my review. It doesn’t mean I hate you or that it sucks. Keep on writing!