Hey, I'm Penelope (Okay, that's not my real name but it is so much cooler so I will stick with it.) and when an idea popped into my head, for once I decided to write it down. Look what happened! Now I have a full stories in my head and I hope that you will like them- once they actually get typed up! But if you don't... oh well. I am mainly writing for myself and wanted to see if other people would like them. Either way... I do hope that you like it! Here are some things about me:

My third favorite color is yellow. (Second is red.)

I have a phobia of mannequins. (Is that how you spell it?)

I have an obsession with both red shoes and umbrellas. (That will come up in one of the stories that I am writing!)

I wish my middle name was Beatrice. (I don't have a middle name.)

I sneeze a lot. (Allergies.)

I think that I may have a mild case of: ADD, OCD, and Turrets Syndrome. (Fun, huh?)

I'd like to add that it may take me awhile to update on stories but that doesn't mean that I have forgotten them! I have trouble writing in order from beginning to end (is that, like, really weird?) so if it takes me awhile to update, I am probably working on another part of the story. :)

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They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you stood there and yelled 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill many people.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. And then sit back and watch everyone wonder how the heck you did it.

See children? Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable! But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism; and that is frowned upon in most societies.

I'm lost. I've gone to find myself. If I drop by before I return, please ask me to wait.

I'm confused. Wait... maybe I'm not.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

I've had it with reality! I want a fairy godmother.

Of everything I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't suffer from insanity! I enjoy every minute of it!

It's better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all.

I've learned to take time for and treat myself with a great deal of love and respect 'cause I like me... I think I'm kinda cool.

A day without sunshine is like... night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. ~Oscar Wilde

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars and thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

The End. :)