| Mary Watserface |
Author has written 7 stories for Thriller, Life, and General. Oh, sweet jesus. Why do I have to be such a turd? D: don't answer that. : D Girls If you cried when Axel faded, post this on your profile. Weird is good, strange it bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile! If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you think rap is the most awful thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.If you think that those stupid kids should just give that Gosh-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, Mary Watserface Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Wrath - Blue Spheal Ranger, BleedingSaro, Tomboy 601, thegreatwhitewolf, Mary Whatserface If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Thanks. Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian and Bi friends, please repost this into your profile: This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and | |||||||
1. Please Don't Remember MeA bit of a suicide one-shot... I think? "With knife in hand and six syllables left on his tongue, he led the way to anywhere but here."Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete2. Life's Lost and FoundI just wish their was a lost and found for us, for the ones who work together, but are left to fend for themselves. I just wish their was a lost and found for us, for the ones who work together, but are left to fend for themselves." Moar Angst! Beware.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete3. A ReminderNote to self; don't share your secrets... More angstiness, produced on the same day as "Laugh Track". Having weird angst-fits lately...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete4. Laugh TrackCutters beware! I know your secret!... Kind of some random angstiness I produced on a rainy day... T for really, really, super dooper, uber breif language.Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete5. Rain, Rain, Never Go Away? reviewsMy take on rain, produced from boredom.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-12-09 - Complete6. ProcrastinationJust a random poem I wrote for the hell of it. About how I procrastinate like a chicken with it's head cut off...Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Published: 8-19-09 - Complete7. God Must Really Hate Me reviewsLeaving a life of crime for a life of normalcy. He couldn't take it, the blood, his fathers sadistic laughter. It was an accadent. It just happened, he got angry... and... It just happened. The knife just happened to fall into his fathers chest.Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-28-09