Hey all i got Sky's site up and her blog!! the blog adress is on her site and i might make a site for the others but i'm not sure. Oh and the others will be using her blog if they can get the cumputer. lol but its mostly her so yeah check it out!! Alixe

http://www.astorytoremember.piczo.com Sky's site

http://www.jassssite.piczo.com JJ site

http://www.dylinssite.piczo.com Dylins sit

http://www.kolessite.piczo.com Koles site

SteffSSite.piczo.com Steff site (srr i can't get the link but u can get to it from the other sites on the home button!!)

http://skynessblog.blogspot.com/ Skys blog

I'm loud but quite!!

I mack no sence, while macking complet sences!!

And I'm varry varry varry RANDOME!!

Fav Music: Paramore, MCR, Simple Plane, Plumb, Flyleaf, Linkin Park,and lots others...

You say - Pink
I say - Black
You say - Miley Cyrus
I ... say - Haley Williams
You say - Jonas Brothers
I say - My Chemical Romance
You say - That i'm weird
I say: Heck yeah im weird you gotta problem?!
put this on your profile if you agree

Put your mp3 or iPod onto shuffle, and answer each question with the song that comes on.

1.) How am I feeling today?

pretty girl surgarult (i am pretty!!)

2.) Where will I get married?

heartbreaker P!nk (thats mean!!)

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

Before he cheats Carrie Underwood (well then akward)

4.) What is/was/will high school (be) like?

rewind Paramore (huh)

5.) What is the best thing about me?

Stronger kanye west (soo true sight)

6.) How is today going to be?

we are the lucky ones bif naked (sweet im lucky sorta)

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

when i grow up pussycar dolls (kool!!)

8.)What song describes my parents?

get over it avril lavigne (tottaly true)

9.) How is my life going?

perfect insanity disturbed (sweet!!)

10.)What song will they play at my funeral?

you belong with me taylor swift (what well thats sad)

11.) How does the world see me?

a little peice of heaven avenged sevenfold (gooo mee!!)

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

human skye sweetnam (okay then...)

13) Do people secretly like me?

liberate disturbed (well uhh no comment)

14.) How can I make myself happy?

i caght myself paramore (to catch myself these make no sence)

15.) What should I do with my life?

all do thing nelly furtado (yay!!)

16.) Will I be happy?

all summer long kid rocke (yes!!)

17.) What is some good advice?

breath nickleback (no duuhhh)

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

so what pink (what im not married!!)

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

drunks,lovers,sinners alexisonfire (no comment)

20.) What type of guys do you like?

unpredictable skye sweetname (kool i'm okay with that)

21.) Will you get married?

pon de replay rihanna (sigh over and over again pooor me!!)

22.)What should I do with my love life?

toy soldiers markita (well moving on)

23.) Where will you live?

your so gay katy perry (kool ill live with a gay guy sweet!!)

24.) What will your dying words be?

whos going home with you tonight trapt (f u who ever is with me then)

25.) Am I hot?

hauted rihanna (so ill be soo hot it'll haunt people awww thats sweet

26.) What are your hobbies?

don't let me get me (pink)

27.)Do you like sports?

ocean waves (flyleaf) kool surfing

28.)Do you talk a lot?

i am not a whore (lmfao) wtf!!

29.)Do you like books

awake (godsmack) that does make sence

30.)Do you like yourself?

tierd of waiting (the trews) i'm toerd of waiting for myself?? oukay moving on...

My names

1. YOUR REAL NAME: faith

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Faiizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): Black Wolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Dechain alix

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): henfaval

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Purple pop

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): aneadtv

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): valintine

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets) : Black spaz

I messed up of my teenage life...
kissed someone before dating
xgotten a phone taken away at school
gotten suspended
gotten caught chewing gum
gotten caught cheating on a test
Total so far: 1

arrived late to class more than 5 times
didn't do homework over 5 times
turned at least 3 projects in late
missed school just because you felt like it
sighed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total so far: 1

got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
text people during class
x passed notes
threw stuff across the room
Total so far: 2

broke the dress code
xtook pictures during school hours
x called someone during school hours
x listened to iPod,CD, etc during school hours
Total so far:5

threw something at the teacher
went outside the classroom without permission
almost failed a class
x ate food during class
Total so far: 6

gotten a call from school
couldn't go on a field trip or dance cause you behaved badly
didn't take your stuff to school
given a teacher the finger when they werent looking
Total so far: 6

faked your parents signature
slept in class
cussed at your teacher
copied homework
got in trouble with the principle/vice principle
Total so far: 6

Multiply by 3

Total-36

Post as "I messed up of my teenage life

WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS??
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...

This MORNING I SEARCHED MY WALLET

. . .IT WAS EMPTY.

THEN I CHECKED MY POCKETS

...I FOUND A FEW COINS.

THEN I SEARCHED MY HEART. . .

& FOUND YOU

I Realized HOW RICH

I REALLY AM!!

Thanks for being my friend

May you be

As rich as I am!

LIFE ISN'T ABOUT WAITING FOR THE STORM TO PASS...

IT'S ABOUT LEARNING

TO DANCE IN THE RAIN!

(_)Evil bunny rabbit will eat u worse than evil dolphin!!

Evil Bunny Story:

Once apon a time there was an evil bunny, the evil bunny liked to eat

humans. He had an evil friend too, an evil dolphin, but the evil bunny was

much more scary, because instead of eating you whole, like the dolphin, he

would eat your arms and legs; he didn't like all the organs inside you.

The evil bunny had big ears, sharp as razors, that could slice any limbs

off. The evil bunny used to be vegetarian, only ripping leaves to shred

for fun, but he got bored of that. The evil bunny was the scariest bunny

in the world; until his cousin came along. The only difference between the

evil bunny and his cousin, was that the evil bunny only ate limbs, while

his cousin would eat whole humans. The other difference was their names;

The evil bunny's name was Freddy, while his cousins name was Kronus. The

evil bunny's name sort of took his rep. down a peg or two. But thn one

day, in the night, the evil bunny got tired of only eating human, and

decided to go cannibal, and ate his whole cousin, not only the limbs. And

THAT is why you should be afraid of the evil bunny rabbit (he also eats

whole huamns now).

BE AFRAID!! THE EVIL BUNNY WILL COME TO YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!

To my BFFAE (best friend forever and ever)

You are a true friend and I never want to lose you.

I love the way you always smile, and even when you're sad you still smile
to me.

Your laugh always lets me know that everything is ok and nothing will
change it.

Love may last for life but friendship is eternal. It never ends, and
curiously it never begins.

Friendship was around before anything existed. It has always been there,
and always will be.

Love only began when there was matter. Friendship just matters.

Friendship can never truly be broken. Love can be severed as easily as it
can be healed. Friendship can't be healed because it can never be broken.

This has been written from the heart. The brain doesn't understand. I made
a thousand mistakes in my grammar and punctuation because my heart is a
terrible speller. But it knows this.

When the universe began, there was a whisper in space. It was written in
the stars, the air, the planets. The entire universe was alligned into one
word.

Frienship.

Friend: calls your parents by mr. and mrs.

> Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

> Friend: has never seen you cry

> Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

> Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink>

> Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

> Friend: asks you to write down your number.

> Best friend : they ask you for their number ( cuz they can't remember it)

> Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back .

> Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

> Friend: only knows a few things about you

> Best friend: could write a biography on your life

> Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

> Best friend: will always go with you> Friend: would delete this letter

> Best friend: will send this back> to me and all of their online buddies

> Friends Forever!

> Written with a pen

> Sealed with a kiss

> If you are my friend,

> Please answer this:

> Are we friends or are we not?

> You told me once, but I forgot..

> So tell me now and tell me true,

> So I can say , I am here for you.

> Of all the friends I've ever met,

> You're the ones I won't forget..

> And if I die before you do,

> I'll go to Heaven

> And wait for you.

> Show your friends how much you care.

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS:

Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap.

A friend will call you in jail

A good friend will bail you out

But a bestfriend will be next to you saying 'that was frikin awsome!!'

Mean Mums

Someday when my children are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will
tell them, as my Mean Mum told me: I loved you
enough . . . to ask where you were going, with whom,
and what time you would be home.

I loved you enough to be silent and let you
discover that your new best friend was a creep.

I loved you enough to stand over you for two hours
while you cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes.
I loved you enough to let you see anger,
disappointment, and tears in my eyes. Children must
learn that their parents aren't perfect.

I loved you enough to let you assume the
responsibility for your actions even when the
penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart.

But most of all, I loved you enough . . . to say
NO when I knew you would hate me for it.

Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm
glad I won them, because in the end you won, too.
And someday when your children are old enough to
understand the logic that motivates parents, you will tell them.

Was your Mum mean? I know mine was. We had the
meanest mother in the whole world! While other kids
ate lollies for breakfast, we had to have cereal, eggs, and toast.
When others had a softdrink and a Twisties for lunch, we had to eat sandwiches.
And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was
different from what other kids had, too.

Mum insisted on knowing where we were at all
times. You'd think we were convicts in a prison. She
had to know who our friends were, and what we were
doing with them. She insisted that if we said we
would be gone for an hour, we would be gone for an hour or less.

We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve
to break the Child Labor Laws by making us work We
had to wash the dishes, make the beds, learn to
cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry, empty the trash
and all sorts of cruel jobs. I think she would lie
awake at night thinking of more things for us to do.

She always insisted on us telling the truth, the
whole truth, and nothing but the truth. By the time
we were teenagers, she could read our minds and had
eyes in the back of her head. Then, life was really tough!

Mum wouldn't let our friends just honk the horn
when they drove up. They had to come up to the door
so she could meet them. While everyone else could
date when they were 12 or 13, we had to wait until we were 16.

Because of our mother we missedout on lots of
things other kids experienced. None of us have ever
been caught shoplifting, vandalising other's
property or ever arrested for any crime. It was all her fault.

Now that we have left home, we are all educated,
honest adults. We are doing our best to be mean
parents just like Mum was.

I think that is what's wrong with the world today.
It just doesn't have enough mean mums!

a girl

was pushed

down a sewer opening

by 5 girls in her school,

trying to

embarrass

her

in front of

her school

during a fire drill.

When she didn't submerge

the police were called.

They went down

and brought up

17 year old

Carmen Winstead's

body,

her neck broken from

hitting the ladder,

and then the

side concrete at the bottom.

The girls told everyone she fell...

They believed them.

When you were 8 years old, your mom handed
you an
ice cream. You thanked her by yelling at her and
telling her
its the wrong
kind
When you were 9 years old, she paid for
piano
lessons. You thanked her by never even
bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old she drove
you all
day,
from soccer to football to one birthday
party
after another. You thanked her by
jumping out of
the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, she took you
and
your friends to the movies. You thanked
her by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, she warned
you not
to watch certain TV shows. You thanked
her by
waiting until she left the house.
When you were 13, she suggested a
haircut that
was becoming. You thanked her by telling
her she
had no taste.
When you were 14, she paid for a month
away at
summer camp. You thanked her by
not
writing a single letter.
When you were 15, she came home from
work,
looking for a hug. You thanked her by
having your
bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, she taught you how to
drive
her
car. You thanked her by taking it every
chance you
could.
When you were 17, she was expecting an
important call. You thanked her by being
on the
phone all night.
When you were 18, she cried at your high
school
graduation. You thanked her by staying
out
partying until dawn.
When you were 19, she paid for your
college
tuition, drove you to campus carried your
bags.
You thanked her by saying good-bye
outside the
dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in
front of
your friends.
When you were 25, she helped to pay for
your
wedding, and she cried and told you how
deeply
she loved you. You thanked her by
moving halfway
across the country.
When you were 50, she fell and
needed you to
take care of her. You thanked her by
reading about
the burden parents become to their
children.
And then, one day, she quietly died.. And
everything you never did came crashing
down like
thunder on YOUR HEART.

GIRL COMEBACKS!!

Boy Girl"Where have you been all my life?"

"Running away from you."

"Are you an angel from heaven?"

"No, I'm a vampire from hell."

"Your place or mine?"

"Both, you go to yours, I go to mine."

"Your feisty, I like that."

"Your smelly, go away."

"My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats."

"My dad runs that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me."

"I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages."

"I have a high kick. And they love to land on..."

I walk in the rain,

So no one sees me

Crying

When I first saw...

I was afraid to meet you...

When I first met you...

I was an afraid to kiss you...

When I first kissed you...

I was afraid to love you...

But now that I loved you...

I’m afraid to lose you...

It takes a minute to like someone, and hour to love someone, but to forget someone takes a life time.

Take away love and our earth is a tomb.

Hearts live by being wounded

I know there's other fish in the sea, but I lost my pole when the last one got away from me

We meet to depart.

Forever is not enough

Love is like war...

It’s easy to start’s ...

Hard to end...

It’s never forgettable...

It’s good to love

but it’s bad to forget

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBESSED WITH TWILIGHT

1. You can barely read about Edward without screaming in pleasure

2. You find yourself narating your life, like bella does

3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would bella do?'

4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i;m not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!'

5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters

6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already

7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see the cullen cast

8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out

9. When you went to the breaking dawn party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death

10. You were disappointed in breaking dawn, but loved it anyway b.c at least everyone;s happy

11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies

12. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE STEPHENIE MEYER IS PUTTING MIDNIGHT SUN ON HOLD!!

13. You always relate songs to twilight

14. You relate real life situations to twilight

15. You have your own cast for twilight, b.c the real one is disappointing

16. Everytime you watch the trailers, you scream and no one can stop you

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I DON'T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual

I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude

I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control

I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish

I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar

I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass

I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs

I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up

I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch

I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention

I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean

I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare

I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend

I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy

I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head

I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports

I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay

I HAVE a BIG FAMILY siblings, so WE MUST be financially challenged

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too

I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist

I FROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life

I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans

I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature

I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet

I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo.

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Post this on your profile if you hate racism,

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Give me a Kiss.

Girl: There, Now would you Slow Down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him and give him one last kiss. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

Rose: Do I ever cross your mind?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Choose--me or your life
Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions

A good or best friend!

A friend will be there to comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up to him and ask, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." HHAHAHAHA!

A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb butt"

A friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

A friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, run!"

A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

A friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away.

A friend will help me up when I fall down. A best friend will point and laugh because she tripped me.

A friend will bail me out of jail. Best Friend will be sitting beside me saying, "Dang, we screwed up.”

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me

A friend calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." A best friend calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad".

A friend asks me for my number. A best friend asks me for her number

A friend will hide me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

A friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends Fade. Best Friends Are 4 Ever

LUV YOU GABRIELLE AND CHANTAL!!-> NO HALEY!! at lest not right now!!

If you ever read past four in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (Lol, bet you didn't see that one coming.)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever told anyone that you can walk and read without running into anything, then promptly ran into a tree/ park bench / ice cream stand, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever (almost) taken over the world, but were distracted by something shiny, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this onto your profile.

If you avoid ice-skating because last time it led to manslaughter charges, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have run into a glass door while trying to get to the back yard, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head... copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.

If you love Maximum Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude