This is the joint account of big.break.and.laryngitis and Subconscious-Flirt.

If you were wondering.

Slash oneshots are our pastime. We still don't know why.

"I think he needs a bang, and I don't mean that in a homosexual way." ~ Michael Buckley on Adam Lambert's hair

"Now get your ass back in bed, you son of a bitch! And eat some fucking chicken soup." ~ Justin Taylor on Brian Kinney's CANCER OF DOOM

List of things we FANGIRLSPAZ for:

-Adam Lambert
-Spanish
-Anime with English subs, as opposed to dubs (Specifically Zero no Tsukaima and Gakuen Heaven)
-The Mortal Instruments
-Metro Station
-Pete Wentz
-American Version of Queer as Folk
-Harry Potter
-Inside jokes

THAT'S SO NOT ALL, BUT IT'LL HAVE TO DO.

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