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| schnook |
Author has written 5 stories for General, and Fantasy. salutations Writing about myself is like staring down a steep, crumbling cliff-face, with little more than a bottle of off water and three unruly apple peels to climb down it; it's exhausting, highly dangerous, ludicrous, and extemely entertaining for onlookers to watch. So let's just keep it simple. I'm 'Schnook', in highschool, and in a land down under. I like to read, to write, and create questionable explosive devices out of Coca-Cola bottle caps and sparkler's dust. Like most of the world's population, I guess. I like to write my fiction with my two hands tied behind my back, and the tip of my large nose pressing down on the black keys, usually in a pattern, or some sort of organised rhythm. As a result of this odd habit, I have regular nose-bleeds, none of which involve any blood whatsoever. I'll leave that one in your hands. --x--x--x-- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1928353/schnook (just in case you want to humour me) | |||||||
1. The Calling of the Birds reviewsThe ground beneath me began to shake...the man in the fedora sighed deeply, heat and pain escaping between his lips. "It's begun," he said. "Gentlemen, I believe the world is turning upside down." And just like that, the soil under my toes began to rotateFiction: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-7-092. The Hunterbird William Masters College » reviewsThe Hunterbird William M C may be a scholarship-dream-come-true for the lucky ten students from across the world that get to go, but every school has its secrets, and history might even unfold and repeat itself...pls read, its better than the summary! R&RFiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,607 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 7-23-093. Coffins, Coffee and the Cold » reviewsI haven't come to tell you about myself, my appearance, or even my favourite bands. I have come to tell you my story, and unlike many others mine does not start on a refugee boat, in a faraway palace, or even in a place called 'Forks.'My story starts hereFiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-30-09 - Published: 5-28-094. Guess Who reviewsI'd love to give you an explanation as to who I am or why I'm here – but truth be told, it doesn't really matter. And to be perfectly honest, I'm not sure I want to anymore. WARNING: kind of sad. short story.Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-30-09 - Complete
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