Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Hello, I am Ms. Limerance Phenakism.

As you can deduce from my pen name, I love strange words from the English language. I use them to confuse people and make them think. No, I am not unapt. Sometimes I am a coprolalomaniac, but only when I am angry. I hate melcryptovestimentaphiliacs, they are bad. I like to fillip, because I can do it with both hands.

I half-ambidextrous because I can write half-eligibly with my left hand. Sometimes I am a sneckdraw, but that's okay, because it is only sometimes. My friend is an onygophagist, that's why her mom cuts her nails a bit too short so she won't do it.

I like playing with words because it is selcouth, and also because I am a knowledge junkie. Most knowledge can be found inaniloquent, but I do that everyday. My friends have a strange love for mesonoxian, but I am the reason behind it. The dictionary in our house is pulveratricious, that's why I'm cleaning it up.

Some people think what I write is glossolalia, but it is not. That's to clear things out. I do not write glossolalia, I am an educated person thank you very much. I am okay with people who cachinnate, but if they do it too loudly, they will recieve a mouthful.

Hey guys, did you understand any of that? After a month or so, I'll probably forget their meanings, but that's cool, I'll learn some new words again.

This is Ms. Limerance Phenakism, you've reached my profile, Congratulations! If you know any more strange words, please tell me.

I would write essays around here, but then I've already done that in my blog.

Here's the link to my blog: http://crashingthroughlife-iusedmyboredom.blogspot.com/

It's not all essays. If you want to keep updated to my life, just click the link. But I have to warn you though, some of the things I talk about there, might hurt a bunch of friends I have, because these have the thoughts I've been hiding from them. Why? Because they're the popular crowd.

Oh, and if you want to see some of my dreadful artwork.

Here's the link: http://neverunlucky13.deviantart.com/

Thanks.