Wtf-Are-Scrambled-Eggs
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since: 05-31-09, id: 671469, Profile Updated: 06-09-13
country: UK
Author has written 14 stories for General, Romance, Young Adult, War, and Life.

'Growing old is compulsory. Growing UP is optional.'


So!

I've been gone for a long time - university happened.

However, I intend to make amends and finish whatever I started.

Watch this space !


1. Wtf: A Scrambled Challenge » reviews
Monthly challenges; all to do with one-shots. Please read inside for full details. If you want to enter, PM me and follow the instructions inside! Go on...you know you want to write!
Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-28-12 - Published: 9-6-11
2. The Shattered Mind That Breaks
TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING. A poem for all those who've someone in their family with depression, addictions or mental illnesses...and have seen that person try to end their life. Mature Content.
Poetry: Life - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Published: 10-17-11 - Complete
3. Bless Those Syrup Pancakes » reviews
I'm Dan. He's Adi. We like dancing round like we're lunatics on crack and acting our mental capacity...A.K.A. 6 Years Old. I'm a closet case who's in love with his best freind - and so damn my hormones, why are the good ones straight? Slash.
Fiction: General - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,478 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 7-5-11 - Published: 1-10-10 - Complete
4. The Fast Fading of Youth reviews
Being drunk is fun until someone ends up dead. This is my tribute to 16 year old Elli Williams, who died from being hit by cars on the A9. Read, remember, and be cautious the next time you go wandering about town when you're smashed. Please.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-11-11 - Complete
5. Awkward Positions reviews
Slash. Playing Twister means you often end up in very awkward positions. Of course, Jak and Ollie don't really mind. "Hey! I never said THEY were coming off!" Sequel to Behind the Facade but can be read as a stand alone.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,395 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-27-10 - Complete
6. Behind The Facade » reviews
He looked like the sort of guy who would strangle, cut up and eat me. So why are there erotic drawings of me in his sketchbook? Note To Self: do NOT talk back to the scary-psycho new kid! Slash. Three-shot.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,238 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 8-17-10 - Complete
7. I Will Be Beautiful reviews
TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING. As I look down on the scales, a smile of satisfaction curves my lips. I am getting closer to being beautiful. Warning: Content may offend. Anorexia.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-4-10
8. That Special Smile reviews
TAKEN DOWN FOR EDITING. To everyone reading this: find that special someone. Being alone is only one narrow way of living; it's not what we do in our lives, it's the people we see and connect to.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-10 - Complete
9. Crying Soldier reviews
When a soldier comes back from fighting in the war, he just isn't the same. Poem about war, the toll it takes on loved ones, and how different it makes you.
Poetry: War - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-24-10 - Complete
10. Seeing Past The Outside reviews
I didn't see what everyone else saw. I saw the melting smile and the heart of gold, not the thin legs and rigid wheelchair. To everyone else, he was just Jason. But to me? He was everything. Just completely, utterly perfect. Mature Content.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,402 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-24-10
11. I'll Be Here For You reviews
Oneshot. Romantic/angst. As he was drifting off to sleep, I whispered, "Goodnight, Jamie." He held me that little bit closer as he murmured back, "Goodbye, Laura."
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-17-10 - Complete
12. Adorable Isn't Manly reviews
One-Shot. Slash. Two boys with uneventful lives are thrown together by the Postal Service and the tendencies of a Dalmation to be very affectionate to the Postie. "Strange. He usually goes after the postmen..." "I'll be going, then." The guy said hastily
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,433 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-7-10 - Complete
13. Silent Sufferance reviews
You plead silently for them to just STOP SHOUTING, but they never do. You listen in the dark, a silent sufferer of the verbal voilence. One-Shot.
Fiction: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-4-10 - Complete
14. The Funeral reviews
Sometimes, you just have to accept things and move on. Even if the person you're leaving behind is the most important thing to you in the world. I saw this is a dream. Sadness/hurt.
Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-15-09 - Complete
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