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Author has written 9 stories for Horror, Humor, General, Life, and Action. Hey there... I'm the Comedyzombie, as you can probably see from the large letters on the top of your screen that say "Comedyzombie." I'm a teenage writer who likes to stick in the comedy genre, although I occasionally experiment with horror and things like that... you can expect quite a bit of writing from me, since I usually have a lot of time on my hands and I love writing with a burning passion. Anyway, I think I may as well list a few of my interests and stuff, so here goes... Interests: Writing (duh) Comedy (again, duh) Zombies (SUPER duh) Phycology Watching cheezy old horror movies Shooting games Airsoft Ok, that's that... how about some DISintrests now? you know, stuff I don't like. I just totally made up that word, don't steal it. ANYway... DISintrests: Perverts (although one of my best friends is one) Politics... I just don't give a shit about politics... American Idol SLUTS OF ANY KIND (seriously, a life on the pole is no life at all) Douchebags (particularly jocks with giant egos) People who use text speak in real life Annnnnd that's about it for me... oh wait, I almost forgot to mention; I'm an atheist, so some of my stories might be kinda verging on blasphemy. Don't say I didn't warn you! But uhh... hope you like them anyway! Have fun reading, and enjoy the 100 FREE laughs! RANDOM NOTE: I would love to be Irish... Irish people are so cool... | |||||||||
1. An Atheist's Conversations with God » reviewsThese are the kind of conversations I would have with god as an atheist. I'm 99% sure you'll laugh, but if you don't, then you're clearly more religious than you thought... or just don't like this kind of comedy. Either way, I hope you enjoy it!Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,439 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 9-13-09 - Published: 6-2-092. Nothing reviewsA very deep, dark, and horrifying interpretation of the future from the perspective of a man whose slowly going mad. No, I'm not depressed, I just wanted to write something serious for once... and I've been playing too much Fallout 3. Enjoy...Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-30-09 - Published: 8-30-093. Immature Minds » reviewsA collection of all the funniest conversations me and my friends have had. WARNING This story is rated T for incredible stupidity, suggestive themes, and overall immaturity. Enjoy!Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 6-3-094. Justice's Assassins reviewsA group of assassins are fed up with our world's distorted sense of justice, so they decide to take things into their own hands. They manage to get themselves into a lot of sticky situations, considering how idiotic they are. Funny, but very actiony too.Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-6-09 - Published: 6-6-095. Dead Gentleman »Two grave robbers unwittingly unleash a horrible force; The deadly yet comical antics of two zombies, Samuel and Damien! These two zombies venture into the modern world, hungry for adventure... and, of course, brains. An entirely new take on zombies.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 6-3-096. Life Behind Bars reviewsA poem about my school life, inspired by my math teacher and his ice cold heart... assuming he has one, that is.Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-3-09 - Published: 6-3-097. Mind Game reviewsA short poem about me fitting into society.Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 6-2-098. The Rants of a Teenager reviewsMe ranting about stuff I hate... because I'm bored and felt like getting pissed at something, just for variety. Enjoy!Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 6-2-099. Through HellI walk through the tortures of hell in the city of Dis Heresy, where no soul comes out alive. I encounter many strange and horrible things along the way, including a vicious gargoyle and some zombies. Based heavily on Dante's Inferno. It's quite creepy.Complete - Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 6-2-09
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