Hi! I'm variable estrella, an aspiring writer, avid reader, lover of all things mint and chocolate, and...stuff. Yeah. Uh, I guess I should say a few words, so here they are: Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tw--oh never mind. Sorry guys. Interrupt me when I get like that.

Gender: female

Occupation: student

Motto: Live. Love. Laugh.

Type of stories I write: Anything that crosses my mind, basically.

What I love to read: My Sister's Keeper (current book on my desk). Shakespeare. Harry Potter (Yeah, I know). Charles Dickens...Jane Austin...Classics. Anything I can get my hands on. The backs of orange juice cartons

What I love to listen to: Nickelback. Jethro Tull. Billy Joel. Metal. Five for Fighting. Apopalyptica. Vivaldi. Jordin Sparks. Taylor Swift.

Rock on!!

Other stuff about me: I am a participant in the Review Game forum. Vote for me in the insert present month WCC here! (Or, for someone else with a better story)

And: One of my upcoming stories' characters was brilliantly illustrated by Nonlinear. I may post it or something once the story is up here. I highly recommend that if you want to do an Artist-Author trade, you contact her _

Please read my stories. Some will be better than others. But I won't have a clue which are which and why unless you give me a heads up with a review!

Oh, and now for a few more stolen tidbits of awesomeness.

"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!"

"Now there's a frood who knows where his towel is."

"Watch out for that--BonkCrashOwwww-- (tree)"

"Sitting in an english g a r d e n waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the english rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the w a l r u s, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob!"

"Old Sport"