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| Kaamen |
Author has written 32 stories for Manga, Kids, Essay, Humor, General, Romance, General, Love, Fantasy, and Family. Copyright © - All rights reserved for all of my uploaded work. AGE: 223, 496... and almost a half... in December. What am I saying? IM GRADUATING THIS YEAR!!!! F* YEAH! SEX: Female! YAY! BOOBIES! PERSONALITY: Without reason SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Male's, fictionpress, fanfiction, teddy bears, yaoi, slash, shounen-ai, etc. TOWN: Canada, B.C. Chilli- to the -wack MAYOR: No Fuckin' idea... wait-- Does this town EVEN HAVE a mayor?? O.O TOWNS ELEMENT: Country, MOO! MY ELEMENTS: Oxygen & Carbon dioxide FIRST MISSION: EATING CHOCOLATE! Like seriously, it's an anti-depressant, it's yummy in your tummy, and it melts in your mouth... what's not to like? SECOND MISSION: POSTING STORIES!! (Mission Status: Fail) MOST RETARDED MOMENT: When I manage to keep on breaking my toes by walking into walls... I do that a lot. And so far I've had 4 broken toes, and 3 of those were from this. The other was when I tripped on my FIRST FUCKING step up the stairs! I cried, cause I broke my pinkie toe and the whole side of my foot... my family that was upstairs told me not to be so dramatic and to finish my chores. I guess they were a little shocked when they found out I needed cruches. FUNNIEST MOMENT: When I saw your face! HA! umm, what else... Maybe I should tell you a little about my stories, since that's what everyone else seems to do. But I'm a very busy person (not really) so I don't have time (I'm just lazy) to write down a little summery for each story (I don't even have a summery for each '=_=). CHECK Fictionpress's SISTER site! Fanfiction here's mine~ http://www.fanfiction.net/~kaamen Favorite QUOTE At the moment: "SO who wants some HOT wine with dancing ladies?" ~ My mom when she was drunk one night :P ON HIATUS because my computer broke and I lost all my stories... I cried. 3 years of writing isn't a little loss. Favorite QUOTE at the moment: "Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others." Favorite QUOTE at the moment: "I admit it, you're strong. It's because you know the pain that solitude brings, just as I do. And it's that pain that makes people stronger." (Sasuke to Naruto; "Naruto") October-12-2011. OMG OMG OMG! My story "The 'IDontLikeYou' diary of a lonely boy" is going to be created into a comic. Via my friends artistic stills and my Managa Creator! It's still in process but stay turned for updates. Check it out: http://carriagelamp.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d4cf2r8 I'm also not going to re-write "The 'IDontLikeYou' diary of a lonely boy" until I finish the story. So if it is confusing, bare with it. The confusion probably comes from the new style of writing I am trying. It's more vague and passive with it's description of emotion. The meaning for that was so that the reader could interpret the story in their own way, through reading how each character reacts and how they interact with each other. A basic inside of the mind story, you don't know more than the character himself and this is his own jumbled up thoughts. I've added my own few kinks to keep it interesting, so please enjoy and stick with it. The more review's I get the more inclined I'll be to update. Considering I will always have the next 2 chapters finished and at least the one coming up edited before I post it. Of course it'll be edited. What a stupid thing to say *hits self* | |||||||
1. Mama's KissesThis Ode is a sweet poem! An "awe" moment.Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Published: 11-30-11 - Complete2. Demons At Your DoorA short Ballad that I might create into a story somedayPoetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Published: 11-30-11 - Complete3. How does this good day go into the nightA Shakespearean Sonnet. About the transfer from day to the cruel night, and how in the morning your lover is still there with you; therefore even when things go from good to bad with fights and pain remember that the one you love, loves you too.Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Published: 11-30-11 - Complete4. They don't know I'm a man reviewsI wrote this poem without actually realizing the meaning until I read it a third time. I found that this poem was not only sad, but had feeling. I quite admire it. EDITEDPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-5-11 - Complete5. Good MorningIt was mid-Jult in the Palm Islands off the coast of the Caribbean. The turning groan of the water pipes signaled that someone was using the shower, and I groaned to myself rolling over and covering my bed head with a flattened pillow.Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Published: 10-26-11 - Complete6. Rekindled MemoryComing back to the place where he died wasn't easy. I remembered a time when it was just the two of us, and then some heroin. WARNING: Descriptive Essay - NOT a story... though if you like, it might be :3Fiction: Essay - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Published: 10-23-11 - Complete7. The 'IDontLikeYou' diary of a lonely boy » reviewsClear as clear can be, I was not in love. Dicks don't fall in love, and surely not with another dick. This is going to a whole other level of strange and unwanted unscrupulous sex. SLASH - MxM, Don't knock it until you try it. HIATUS - RevisingFiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,890 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-12-11 - Published: 7-20-118. Anger reviewsI'm not afraid to admit it, I know the truth. Worst of all it was my fault. All my fault. I'm the one who went to the party, who drank to much, and I am the one who deserved it.Fiction: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-28-11 - Complete9. Writing 12 » reviewsI'm going to submit all if not most of my work from my Writing 12 Class... it's September, 8. 2010 and I had my first FULL day of school, so this is the first entry! HIATUSFiction: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-16-11 - Published: 9-8-1010. The Battle of CaporettoLife is thrown around the collar of a ravage foaming bull dog, what servitude in war can be so ruthless to bring forth new paths to follow. Austro-Hungarian troops lined with German units bent on breaking down the Italian front-line, a surprise...Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Published: 1-16-11 - Complete11. You could of had a V8! » reviewsLANGUAGE ABOUT SEXUAL CONTENT AND SWEAR WORDS INCLUDED! BE WARNED! This is my Quote book I started on February, 10. 2010. It has funny conversations that has happened with my friends and I. Inspiration: "Can Girls Get Testicular Cancer?"Fiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,495 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-16-11 - Published: 2-18-1012. Unknown Love reviewsSeth is the hot new kid at the high school, and also seems to be the main topic of conversation between Ryan's sister Eli and her friend, Julia. When Seth makes frequent trips over to the house will Ryan's best friend Chip finally snap from jealousy?SLASHFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-5-1013. Truth or Dare reviews."Can I play?" Whispering against the shell of her ear, I smirked. "Only if you can keep up." She taunted back, trailing a hand on my chest. Like hell I was going to give up... giving up is for pussies with no competitive streak in their sore losing assesFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-1014. What Sob Story, Not Mine reviewsName Might Change I hate him, even more than teenagers. So I ask: Dear God, why did you curse me to this life of High School with HIM of all people, he's freaking annoying! Not only that, but he just wont leave me alone... M for swearing and maybe moreFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-10-1015. Mr Right reviewsSONGFIC- Anyways check this out, I personally I love this band. So give it a try. Rated T cause I wanted it to be.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-9-10 - Complete16. Dakota reviewsSONGFIC- Personally I love this band, so you should check it out! Rated T because... actually I forgot why.Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-9-10 - Complete17. Taking a Chance reviewsONE-SHOT! This was originally a MOCK PROVINCIAL essay that I did, so enjoy cause IT IS A STORY. It's short but cute, please Review, and check out my other storiesFiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-7-10 - Complete18. Grade 10 Science PromptReview reviewsTo help ya'll with your Science Enjoy!Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-10 - Complete19. ANGELS »When the world starts to turn upside down for Alec, unknown things pop up leaving the rest to wonder if the whole thing wasn't just a set up from the beginning. Fighting for your life isn't something you enjoy doing 24/7 but sometimes you just got to dealFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,129 - Updated: 6-25-10 - Published: 4-30-1020. Essay StructureThis is what you need for a literary essay, it's just the outline and give's you a basic of what you need in each: Introduction, Body Paragraphs, & Conclusion. Includes, Thesis Statment & How to come up with the Title.-I do not own this-Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,646 - Published: 6-23-10 - Complete21. Examinable Terms and Devices in Literature reviewsJust terms that every good author should learn... it's actually my study guide for my English Exam. It took a lot of time, so Enjoy!Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,565 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-22-1022. Time is too shortThe past is meant to be the past... but why does it keep coming back. Answers unanswered, questions asked... but who is there to prove that I'm just not going crazy. I wrote this when I was sick on day :P Enjoy and ReviewFiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Published: 6-13-1023. Up Side, To The Down Side Of Things reviewsThe beach was nice during the summer, but your abs beat that anyday. Can you really catch my heart... but the real question is... will I let you.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-13-10 - Complete24. The End okay, well That's a lie »Labbles, tags, and anything they can stick to you. Being a teenager is hard, but being a freak is harder. Will this boy change it... not believing anything was possible got me into this mess, now how do I get out.Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,131 - Published: 6-13-1025. I gave you what you wanted, now leave »Getting sent to a Boarding School in a different country is a big deal, but it turns out to be bigger than Kyra and Destery expected. What secrets does this school hold, will they find out in time...Fiction: Romance - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,983 - Published: 6-13-1026. Beginning of the End » reviewsEmilia Carrie Watson. That's the name of the girl who moved in next door... how I know this is because I can hear it being yelled everyday. For such a little girl she sure get's in trouble a lot... what will I do with her... Please R&R! Future Lemon xDFiction: Humor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-5-10 - Published: 3-23-1027. EverythingSuggestion Of Adult Themes This is just a short little ittsy bittsy little story. I think it's cute. So read and review please! Pure CRACKFiction: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Published: 3-22-10 - Complete28. Someone Else's Life »While moving to Oklahoma with their uncle after a tragic accident, Celssie and Carlos get lost and wound up running into some old friends before making a new start./This was for my Grade 9 English Humanities class./Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,381 - Published: 2-17-10 - Complete29. Underground Railroad 'The Journal'ONE-SHOT! Grade 10 Social Studies... we were suppose to put it in the perception of someone else and we had to write their story as though it was a journal. So Enjoy! Please REVIEW! :3Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Published: 2-17-10 - Complete30. Grade 9 Social Studies 'Our History'ONE-SHOT! This is from my grade 9 Social Studies Humanities class, and it covers everything you need to know, summed up into a little story. I actually did this all by myself- others just took the credit. It was all written in 3 DAYS! Please REVIEW! :3Fiction: Essay - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,423 - Published: 2-17-10 - Complete31. Happy Birthday Dad!ONE-SHOT! A story I wrote for my Dad's Birthday, a week before that my grandpa died. So my family member's who read it, cried. Hope you like it, and please REVIEW! :3Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,091 - Published: 2-17-10 - Complete32. Just another day' » reviewsEmi is just a normal 16 year old teenager, but her family is a little screwed up. Her big sister is a bitch, her father is dead for some reason, her mother left and got married, and her oldest brother runs the family company... & eight best friends...Fiction: Manga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-09
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